Knghtstlker Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 I love One Armed Herdazian Jokes, we may be short on time for One Armed Herdazian Jokes, Oathbringer will be out soon, and we can't know what happens in the book especially if the forshadowing is correct "Rafo" If you haven't. SO! Lets get them while we can. How do you get a One Armed Herdazian out of the Tree. Wave! Sadly, I'm not very inventive with Jokes SO! Lets hear yours! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbsentKeeper Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 Why did the one armed Herdazian man lose the bar fight? He was disarmed, of course! What do you call a Herdazian girl with one arm and one leg? Eileen! Where do one armed Herdazians go to do their shopping? The second hand store! Okay, that's all I've got, I'm stumped. I'll leave now 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knghtstlker Posted October 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 How does a One armed Herdazian change the Dunn Spheres in the lamp? He finds his Cousins! How does a One armed Herdazian eat Chouta? Conveniently! What's the difference between a One armed Herdazian's mother and a Chasm Fiend? NOTHING! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbsentKeeper Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 3 hours ago, Knghtstlker said: What's the difference between a One armed Herdazian's mother and a Chasm Fiend? NOTHING! Elhokar wouldn't charge a Herdazian's mother, even in full plate? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowmancer Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 Why are one-armed Herdazians so entertaining? They're always making off-hand comments. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vortaan Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 What's the sound of a one-armed Hedrazian clapping? CL What does a one-armed Hedrazian say when you ask him how he's doing? All right 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowmancer Posted October 28, 2017 Report Share Posted October 28, 2017 Why are we running out of one-armed Herdazian jokes? It's not like all the good ones are "gon." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mulk Posted October 29, 2017 Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 Did you hear the one-armed Herdazian battalion isn't going to battle? They've been disarmed. A one-armed Herdazian was watching a bunch of kids play ball when it bounced way off the field. Rather than kick it back, he picked it up and ran it back over. When asked why, he said I gotta hand it to ya. A Herdazian lost his arm in combat and had to quit his day job. He wasn't handy anymore. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AerionBFII Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 What does a one handed herdazian teenage boy do alone in his bedroom? Spoiler Hide from his tyrant of a mother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narcoleptic Axolotl Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 I got one. What is Shallan's biggest fear? Spoiler Breaking a Nahel. A one-armed herdazian walks into a bar. The bartender asks him how he lost his arm. And the herdazian says: "I can count on one hand the number of times I've been asked that." (I can count on one hand the number of people who laughed at that.) What can a one-armed herdazian do with one hand tied behind his back? Spoiler I honestly have no clue. See if you can come up with a good one. How did the one-armed herdazian beat the chasmfiend? Spoiler Single-handedly. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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