[OB] Two-armed Herdazian Jokes

[Darkness King's Tester]

This thread is for all of us who mourn the loss of the one-armed Herdazian, but look forward with great hope to the sequel! Here be gathered all two-armed Herdazian jokes.

How do you get a two-armed Herdazian out of a tree? Ask him for applause!

How did the two-armed Herdazian beat up the whitespine? Using his two fists!

Why did the Herdazian need two hands? So he could hold his two women's hands.

Where does the Lopen find room for all his stories? On the other hand...

So please guys, give me better jokes than these! I'm obviously desperate and sorely lacking

[eveorjoy Listener]

Why were the friends of the Herdazian who regrew his arm scared of him now? 

Because he was arm-full. 

[redbishop High Prelan]

What can the two-armed Herdazian do that the one-armed Herdazian can't?  

Nothing!  He just does it twice as fast!

[JoyBlu Stormwarden]

Where does the two-armed Herdazain keep his armies?

 

In his sleevies!

[redbishop High Prelan]

Why does a two-armed Herdazian seem greater than a one-armed Herdazian?  He can pat himself on the back for twice as long!

What makes a two-armed Herdazian the best sort of cousin?  He can lend you a hand...  twice!

[Worldhopper Babsk]

How far can a two armed Herdazian get walking on his own two hands?

About as far as the one armed Herdazian, minus the painspren gancho.