Who Sharded? Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 There is no way that kid paid any attention during class. If I received that book in class, I would start reading right away and probably have the biggest smile on my face the whole time. Ignoring Brandon to read Brandon...I guess he can't get too offended 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scriptorian Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 Serendipity, your task is clear: indoctrinate this poor fellow to our website. Pry the spoilers from him piece by bloody piece. And, for Harmony's sake, speak up first next time! Serendipity friend you are ALMOST be most lucky shardie in the forum, but don't be sad because you don't got the book if you had you would have to take your leave of the forum until the release because the "powers that all watch" wouldn't let you discuss anything. That would very sad had the book first than anyone, know all secrets,...... have a signed 1th edtion copy...... Given by the man himself.... and ...... Damnation man whyyyyyyyy you didn't sitted in the first chair and jumped when you saw the book =) First, for clarification, it was actually a woman who stole got the book. Second, I considered being the one to post this (I almost did right there in class), but decided not to in order to prevent these kinds of reactions. Third, I was kind of in shock. He walked RIGHT PAST ME with the book under his arm. The thought to snatch it didn't occur until too late. And how was I supposed to know he would just give it to the person who "gasped the loudest"? Fourth, what makes you think I haven't already snatched an entire shipment of the book and have been silent about it for days now? MUWAUAHAHWHAHWAHWHAHAHWHAHAHW!!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 An entire shipment? What are you doing, building a throne made entirely of copies of Words of Radiance, reading the one on the arm while cackling madly? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Hoodie Mistborn Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 An entire shipment? What are you doing, building a throne made entirely of copies of Words of Radiance, reading the one on the arm while cackling madly? The Throne of Endless Pages Watch out for paper cuts... not as bad as the iron throne, but still nasty! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrono Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 My brother's in that class. He must be having a meltdown of jealousy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scriptorian Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 An entire shipment? What are you doing, building a throne made entirely of copies of Words of Radiance, reading the one on the arm while cackling madly? I plead the fifth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilKetchupCow Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 Ohh Man.... I so wish I didn't see this..... I really don't want to admit to myself how much I would pay her to get that book on Monday..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulcastJam Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 I love the antics that Brandon gets up to. He is so beloved that something like this has us practically screaming with delight/outrage and the whole time he just smiles and laughs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natans Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 (edited) Fourth, what makes you think I haven't already snatched an entire shipment of the book and have been silent about it for days now? MUWAUAHAHWHAHWAHWHAHAHWHAHAHW!!!! Sly But if you had ou woudn't joke about because you would be itching to talk about it, like everyone of the Tor folks that readed, anyway if the lightning hit twice the same spot be ready to steal the thunder. =) Good lucky Edited February 15, 2014 by Natans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaladin Kal Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 I am sure Brandon will have trouble next year.... Imagine the whole 17th shard in classroom. It will be epic and everyone is gonna watch for the tidbits of third book n discuss almost everything Brandon says... :D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AerionBFII Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 I best sign out before jealousy consumes me and i go all Serial killer up in this forum..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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