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Wayne: "Proper loafing requires company. One man lying about is being idle; two men lying about is a lunch break"

 

“What I need to do,” Wayne said, “is get the whole city drunk.”

MeLaan: “Or, you know, advocate workers’ rights to bring down working hours, improve conditions, and meet a base minimum of pay.”

“Yeah, yeah,” Wayne said. “That too. But if I could get everybody drunk, think how much happier this city would be.”

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19 hours ago, Thrand_Antharo said:

I dont have the quote to hand but my favorite is when he says that his hat is lucky, because he's never died while wearing it.

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“Wayne's a little attached to that hat," Waxillium said. "He thinks it's lucky."
Wayne: "It is lucky. I ain't never died while wearing that hat." 
Marasi frowned. "I ... I'm not sure I know how to respond."
Wax: "That's a common reaction to Wayne.”

 

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Wayne is one of my favorite characters in the cosmere, and there's a lot of great quotes here. This is my favorite though.

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Wax: "Your grasp of the language is startling, considering how you so frequently brutalize it.”

Wayne: “Ain’t nobody what knows the cow better than the butcher, Wax.”

Edit: Oh, and this one.

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Wayne: "You can never have too many pairs of black pumps. They go with rusting everything!"

Woman:"But, you're a man."

Wayne: "Sure I am, checked last time I pissed! Now, the shoes?"

 

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This one is from memory. Not exactly a Wayne quote but it's about Wayne.

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Marasi "What! Wayne can read?"

Wax: "He reads all the time, you should hear him doing the voices to himself"

Now ever since reading that I can picture Wayne sitting in a chair reading a book, thinkin' nobody is looking reading all the dialogue between out loud in different voices

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He didn't really said it, but he was thinking it so I hope it counts:

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How did they decide what was valuable? Did they all just gather together, sit around in their suits and gowns, and say, “Oi. Let’s start eatin’ fish eggs, and make the stuff real expensive. That’ll rust their brains, it will.” Then they’d have a nice round of rich folks’ laughter and throw some servants off the top of a building to see what kind of splats they’d make when they hit.

 

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Wayne: "aha!" 

Marasi: "Aalcohol?

Wayne: "Peanuts."

 

Also:

Wayne: "speaking of shoes, Gin, will you swap me your hat for this one?"

Gin: "your Shoe? what would I do with a man's shoe?"

Wayne: "wear it next time you gotta be a fellow"

 

One more:

Wayne: "How about I throw in these peanuts with the shoe?"

Gin: "Those are my peanuts! from this very room!"

Wayne: "But they're worth more now. On account of my being real hungry."

 

Edit: and the rest of his quotes from that scene. they're all hilarious.

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“I need you to stay behind as we go into those slums,” Wayne said, determined to impress solemnity into his voice. “It’s not that I don’t want your help. I do. It’s just going to be too dangerous for you. You need to stay where I know you’re safe. No arguments. I’m sorry.” 


“Wayne,” Wax said, walking past. “Stop talking to your hat and get over here.” 

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On 8/10/2017 at 1:47 PM, AnonymousFan said:

This one is from memory. Not exactly a Wayne quote but it's about Wayne.

Now ever since reading that I can picture Wayne sitting in a chair reading a book, thinkin' nobody is looking reading all the dialogue between out loud in different voices

I'd love to have the meta experience of Wayne doing the audiobooks for Mistborn.

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