Vianki Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 Spoiler Please spoiler tag this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calderis Posted December 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 17 minutes ago, Vianki said: Reveal hidden contents Please spoiler tag this! I'm confused, Its tagged in the title, and in the spoiler board. What's the problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calderis Posted December 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 (edited) Of his people, he only remains, And he tells Kaladin of his pain, An implied confession, Gives Stormblessed a lesson, Now where in damnation's Rlain? Edited December 14, 2017 by Ookla, the Incalculable 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Maker Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 Oathbringer is Dalinar's book It's also his blade with a hook We learned 'bout his wife And all kinds of strife – Memories Cultivation just took Slowly he began to recall The things that caused him to fall The death of poor Evi The Thrill, fire and fury Designs, to make him a thrall For Odium was always right there Pushing for Dalinar's despair But the pain that was sown Just helped him to grow And the trap, failed to ensnare Instead Dalinar, he took the great step And accepted the thoughts in his head Three realms he did merge Stormlight he did splurge Powered Radiants, to fight in his stead Odium was nothing but shocked To see Dalinar acting his boss He quickly vacated the scene Upon hearing "Unity!" Scared he was going to be mocked Then Dalinar, he learned how to read And started, writing at speed About his sad tale How not to fail And putting The Thrill in a bead. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vianki Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 21 hours ago, Ookla, the Incalculable said: I'm confused, Its tagged in the title, and in the spoiler board. What's the problem? my bad. Didn't notice the [OB] in the title. I tend (try) to hide all my spoilers even within a [--] topic, but now that I read the policy again that's just a me thing not a forum thing. Carry on! /scurries away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazenella Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 (edited) Syl oh so kind and tenacious If only her kin were so gracious Stuck in Shadesmar they were And the spren then saw her Screaming "Look at me aren't I so capricious" On a ship bound southwest in Shadesmar Syl in the hold made with bars Azure came aboard With her new talking sword And Kaladin looked quite marred Edited December 14, 2017 by Ookla the Variable 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calderis Posted March 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 Now, Mraize has a colorful chicken, I'm sure he can cook like the dickens, If he's in a tight spot, And can still get things hot, That bird will become finger-lickin' Zahel is still in Urithiru, The Assassin and Sword are there too, I think I'd give it all, For a spy on the wall, To witness the events that ensue. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelly Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 Dalinar was sharing a vision, asking Gawx to make a decision. Odium showed up, I spit out my cup, and my book had a liquid collision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calderis Posted March 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 The Diagram seems to be failed, And Taravangian's hopes have sailed, But those words from the past, Which the Diagram cast, Show this course is what the plan entailed. A listener has bonded a spren, So the forms and the surges shall blend, Through Venli's new efforts, The Singers will desert, And the Rosharan races shall mend. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelly Posted March 25, 2018 Report Share Posted March 25, 2018 (edited) As Adolin said no to the throne, Dalinar let out a groan But Shallan spoke up, and they were in luck now Jasnah's the queen alone. Dear Wit got punched in the face And yet he took it with grace. He made a weird doll, smacked into a wall, and took a spren from the place. Veil went out and got drunk and tried to akt like a punk. Hash a Hhhorneater white.. somethin somethin night... blregh prmor blow chunk. Edited March 25, 2018 by Zellyia 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calderis Posted March 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2018 Malata cares only for Spark's needs, And is willing to commit foul deeds, She opened the Oathgate, So the Fused could vent hate, Just where will her storyline lead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calderis Posted March 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2018 Three men known as Thinker, Grump, and Blunt, Had sent Ishikk out on quite the hunt, A search all round the lake, For an infamous fake, But their "Hoid" makes these varied mean grunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted March 28, 2018 Report Share Posted March 28, 2018 (edited) An amazing sentient sword Used to kill its maker in war Nightblood— his name “Destroy Evil”— his game And like it, there are no more (Oathbringer spoilers below!) Spoiler A woman with locks of gold Whose love was undoubtedly bold Memories of her face Now gone without a trace But for war, her life was sold Edited March 28, 2018 by Ashspren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHeadHancho Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 A woman named Silence Montane, The forests were her domain, For she was not well, as her fortress was Hell, Save a Shade should blacken her vein. Dalinar is such a fright, Oathbringer, he drew his might, In flames did she go, To his utmost woe, The Nightwatcher, his new blight. Hmmm. these are hard! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elenion Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 A planet of cinders and ash A leader with whom Kelsier clashed "I am hope", was his cry As he was struck down to die And the hopes of the Skaa were dashed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calderis Posted March 29, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 (edited) He died without letting her be seen, Inquisitors are exception'ly mean, His martyrdom paled, Due to Ruin's dark tales, Vin lived to ascend because of Reen. Edited March 29, 2018 by Calderis 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 I am a stick, not fire Shallan is such a liar The little black bead Shows what I should be So one should not have to inquire 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1stBondsmith Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 A wall, soaring mighty and stout- "Why is it here?" she would shout. "It just is", they all said. She, with face and scarf red, Learned it wasn't to keep monsters OUT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calderis Posted March 29, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 (edited) Rather than deal with each problem post, I have tried to keep this thread on coast, A merger requested, Results still untested, Hopefully the mods won't make me roast. (I added OB to the title and am requesting that the OB addition gets rolled in) Edited March 29, 2018 by Calderis 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagerunner Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 Topic merged per OP request. (No, I am not doing it in verse.) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calderis Posted March 29, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 14 minutes ago, Pagerunner said: Topic merged per OP request. (No, I am not doing it in verse.) Thank you, Page Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 There once was an old Iriali, Who cobbled the poor for a small fee. He thought it was fun To talk of the One. For payment he wanted their story. But Ym, for misdeeds he'd done, In days when he was wild and young, Had his chips cashed in When Nale said with a grin, "It's time to return to the One." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelly Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 Chosing ten pancakes to steal Lift was planning a meal Some salty, some sweet, With zeal did she eat, Taking three of Nale's was ideal. She had tracked him far to the city, which in Dawncity form was quite pretty. Admiring a building Roof topped with gilding Made her think of something quite Witty. An orphange was run by the Stump a woman quite the the grump. But surprise and behold let her story unfold turns out she's a Radiant, chump! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calderis Posted March 30, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 Taln's apparent recov'ry was brief, He reacted with awe, and not grief, Though a true paragon, Torture made his will wan, The last true Herald defies belief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confused Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 (edited) I just can't resist these...Why did you bring them back! Taravangian’s boon was capacity To overcome Rayse’s rapacity. He surrendered for little So here is the riddle – Compassion or ruthless sagacity? Navani’s a whiz with a fabrial And understands spren to a fare-thee-well. Will she be the Bondsmith The Nightwatcher bonds with? How cozy! Two Bondsmiths are marital! Kaladin’s scared to protect Those he knows he’ll be forced to reject. So Shardplate eludes him – The Fourth Oath denudes him – A callous he’ll form, I suspect. Shallan has a split personality. She needs it to maintain her sanity. But Adolin fears Veil at Kaladin leers – An affront to his still-damaged vanity? In Thaylen town Odium fought. It was Dalinar Odium sought To make him his Champion. The Thrill couldn’t handle him And inside a ruby was caught. Szeth, Lift and Nightblood are cute. Szeth flies and Lift crouches to scoot. Nightblood says, “You must free me,” Szeth answers, “No, Nimi.” Together, to me, they’re a hoot. Are Hesina and Hessi the same, Or a daughter and mother of fame? Will Kal be the grandson Of the light-eyed matronWho identified each Unmade’s name? Edited April 1, 2018 by Confused 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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