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Cosmere Limericks

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17 minutes ago, Vianki said:
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Please spoiler tag this! 

I'm confused,

Its tagged in the title, and in the spoiler board. What's the problem? 

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Of his people, he only remains, 

And he tells Kaladin of his pain, 

An implied confession, 

Gives Stormblessed a lesson, 

Now where in damnation's Rlain? 

Edited by Ookla, the Incalculable
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Oathbringer is Dalinar's book
It's also his blade with a hook
We learned 'bout his wife
And all kinds of strife –
Memories Cultivation just took

Slowly he began to recall
The things that caused him to fall
The death of poor Evi
The Thrill, fire and fury
Designs, to make him a thrall

For Odium was always right there
Pushing for Dalinar's despair
But the pain that was sown
Just helped him to grow
And the trap, failed to ensnare

Instead Dalinar, he took the great step
And accepted the thoughts in his head
Three realms he did merge
Stormlight he did splurge
Powered Radiants, to fight in his stead

Odium was nothing but shocked
To see Dalinar acting his boss
He quickly vacated the scene
Upon hearing "Unity!"
Scared he was going to be mocked

Then Dalinar, he learned how to read
And started, writing at speed
About his sad tale
How not to fail
And putting The Thrill in a bead.

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21 hours ago, Ookla, the Incalculable said:

I'm confused,

Its tagged in the title, and in the spoiler board. What's the problem? 

my bad. Didn't notice the [OB] in the title. I tend (try) to hide all my spoilers even within a [--] topic, but now that I read the policy again that's just a me thing not a forum thing. Carry on! 

 

/scurries away.

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Syl oh so kind and tenacious

If only her kin were so gracious

Stuck in Shadesmar they were 

And the spren then saw her

Screaming "Look at me aren't I so capricious"

 

On a ship bound southwest in Shadesmar

Syl in the hold made with bars

Azure came aboard

With her new talking sword

And Kaladin looked quite marred

Edited by Ookla the Variable
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Now, Mraize has a colorful chicken, 

I'm sure he can cook like the dickens,

If he's in a tight spot, 

And can still get things hot,

That bird will become finger-lickin'

 

Zahel is still in Urithiru, 

The Assassin and Sword are there too, 

I think I'd give it all, 

For a spy on the wall, 

To witness the events that ensue. 

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Dalinar was sharing a vision,

asking Gawx to make a decision.

Odium showed up,

I spit out my cup,

and my book had a liquid collision.

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The Diagram seems to be failed, 

And Taravangian's hopes have sailed, 

But those words from the past, 

Which the Diagram cast, 

Show this course is what the plan entailed. 

 

A listener has bonded a spren, 

So the forms and the surges shall blend, 

Through Venli's new efforts, 

The Singers will desert, 

And the Rosharan races shall mend. 

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As Adolin said no to the throne,

Dalinar let out a groan

But Shallan spoke up,

and they were in luck

now Jasnah's the queen alone.

 

Dear Wit got punched in the face

And yet he took it with grace.

He made a weird doll,

smacked into a wall,

and took a spren from the place.

 

Veil went out and got drunk

and tried to akt like a punk.

Hash a Hhhorneater white..

somethin somethin night...

blregh prmor blow chunk.

 

 

Edited by Zellyia
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Malata cares only for Spark's needs, 

And is willing to commit foul deeds,

She opened the Oathgate,

So the Fused could vent hate, 

Just where will her storyline lead? 

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Three men known as Thinker, Grump, and Blunt, 

Had sent Ishikk out on quite the hunt, 

A search all round the lake, 

For an infamous fake, 

But their "Hoid" makes these varied mean grunt. 

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An amazing sentient sword

Used to kill its maker in war

Nightblood— his name

“Destroy Evil”— his game

And like it, there are no more

 

(Oathbringer spoilers below!)

Spoiler

A woman with locks of gold

Whose love was undoubtedly bold

Memories of her face

Now gone without a trace

But for war, her life was sold

 

Edited by Ashspren
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A woman named Silence Montane,

The forests were her domain,

For she was not well,

as her fortress was Hell,

Save a Shade should blacken her vein.

 

Dalinar is such a fright, 

Oathbringer, he drew his might,

In flames did she go,

To his utmost woe,

The Nightwatcher, his new blight.

 

Hmmm. these are hard!

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A planet of cinders and ash

A leader with whom Kelsier clashed

"I am hope", was his cry

As he was struck down to die

And the hopes of the Skaa were dashed.

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He died without letting her be seen, 

Inquisitors are exception'ly mean, 

His martyrdom paled, 

Due to Ruin's dark tales, 

Vin lived to ascend because of Reen. 

Edited by Calderis
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I am a stick, not fire

Shallan is such a liar 

The little black bead

Shows what I should be

So one should not have to inquire

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A wall, soaring mighty and stout-

"Why is it here?" she would shout.

"It just is", they all said.

She, with face and scarf red,

Learned it wasn't to keep monsters OUT!

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Rather than deal with each problem post,

I have tried to keep this thread on coast, 

A merger requested, 

Results still untested, 

Hopefully the mods won't make me roast. 

(I added OB to the title and am requesting that the OB addition gets rolled in) 

Edited by Calderis
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Topic merged per OP request.

(No, I am not doing it in verse.)

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14 minutes ago, Pagerunner said:

Topic merged per OP request.

(No, I am not doing it in verse.)

Thank you, Page 

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There once was an old Iriali,

Who cobbled the poor for a small fee.

He thought it was fun

To talk of the One.

For payment he wanted their story.

 

But Ym, for misdeeds he'd done,

In days when he was wild and young,

Had his chips cashed in

When Nale said with a grin,

"It's time to return to the One."

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Chosing ten pancakes to steal

Lift was planning a meal

Some salty, some sweet,

With zeal did she eat,

Taking three of Nale's was ideal.

 

She had tracked him far to the city,

which in Dawncity form was quite pretty.

Admiring a building

Roof topped with gilding

Made her think of something quite Witty.

 

An orphange was run by the Stump

a woman quite the the grump.

But surprise and behold

let her story unfold

turns out she's a Radiant, chump!

 

 

 

 

 

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Taln's apparent recov'ry was brief, 

He reacted with awe, and not grief, 

Though a true paragon, 

Torture made his will wan, 

The last true Herald defies belief. 

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I just can't resist these...Why did you bring them back!

Taravangian’s boon was capacity
To overcome Rayse’s rapacity.
He surrendered for little
So here is the riddle –
Compassion or ruthless sagacity?

Navani’s a whiz with a fabrial
And understands spren to a fare-thee-well.
Will she be the Bondsmith
The Nightwatcher bonds with?
How cozy! Two Bondsmiths are marital!

Kaladin’s scared to protect
Those he knows he’ll be forced to reject.
So Shardplate eludes him –
The Fourth Oath denudes him –
A callous he’ll form, I suspect.

Shallan has a split personality.
She needs it to maintain her sanity.
But Adolin fears
Veil at Kaladin leers –
An affront to his still-damaged vanity?

In Thaylen town Odium fought.
It was Dalinar Odium sought
To make him his Champion.
The Thrill couldn’t handle him
And inside a ruby was caught.

Szeth, Lift and Nightblood are cute.
Szeth flies and Lift crouches to scoot.
Nightblood says, “You must free me,”
Szeth answers, “No, Nimi.”
Together, to me, they’re a hoot.

Are Hesina and Hessi the same,
Or a daughter and mother of fame?
Will Kal be the grandson
Of the light-eyed matron
Who identified each Unmade’s name?

Edited by Confused
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