Calderis Posted December 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 6 minutes ago, Ookla the Indivergable said: A sharder, a friend, called Cal, seems to be in some kind of lull. He's repeating his thread. To get some more cred. So I'll repost, and sound like a chull. Adolin Adolin Adolin. Kaladin, Kaladin. Kaladin! Shallan! Shallan! Shallan? Shallan! Shadolin? Shaladin? Kadolin!! Yes this thread is completely shameless, Though it's goal is not simply aimless, It is always quite fun, Regardless of what's done, To make form from thoughts that are frameless 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionova Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 Oh, Calderis you're one to talk As you sit down and stand up and stalk All over Exie It's not very sexy and the thought of it just makes me balk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalbusker Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 Prepare for a tactical switch, 'cause Jasnah's a capable witch. You'll fly up behind, but she doesn't mind. Now how 'bout some nice burning pitch? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionova Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 A triangle, a circle, and square, Must all be identical ne'er. Because, you must see That this cannot be, For water just cannot become air. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionova Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 Our friend Maya's a Cognitive Shade? The lost soul of Adolin's Shardblade! I hope for you Maya, That Highprince raise higher, Your life and give you a bond remade. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeskarKomrk Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 Adolin takes Shallan on a date They train with swords, but don't mate Though Adolin's a hero Like dividing by zero Mating would be inappropriate 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calderis Posted December 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 Taravangian so quickly caved, To the demands that Rayse simply gave, But the Diagram still, Shows us a guiding will, It's Cultivation for the save. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aemetha Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 Dalinar had thought Honor was done, But another in the vision had come, He asked him his name, Thought he was going insane, No Dalinar, I'm the other one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Extesian Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 26 minutes ago, Ookla, the Incalculable said: Yes this thread is completely shameless, Though it's goal is not simply aimless, It is always quite fun, Regardless of what's done, To make form from thoughts that are frameless If e'er a man didn't need rep more, it's 5000 post Cal, he cares no more. But Limericks he adores, lack of them he abhors. I'm paying you out, like so often before. And yes. I find limericks so much more elegant without line spaces. I think, in your heart, you do too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IllNsickly Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 (edited) Kal made a desperate journey to sate a deep seated yearning Syl at his side his parents abide For Roshone a well earned backhanding Edited December 13, 2017 by IllNsickly 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calderis Posted December 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 Shallan is a girl quite fragmented, Some would deign to call her demented, Her psyche is splintered, Through ordeals she's entered, Can further Decay be prevented? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llarimar Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 There is Lift and the Rift and the spren And there's Azure and Vasher and Fen And there's Kaladin there Who at Adolin glares When he takes Shallan's hand at the end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aemetha Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 Lift had been lying in bed, Lamenting the time since she fed, Deciding it was time that she ate, She took food from Dalinars plate, And left before harsh words were said. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llarimar Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 (edited) There are too many Knights in this fight There are too many Kholins in sight I just stepped on a sphere That I'm sure wasn't here When the Bondsmith exploded with light Edited December 13, 2017 by Llarimar 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IllNsickly Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 With ink and with chalk and with parchment she changes her face and her garments while no one can see the face underneath she gets famously drunk in the market 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 A one armed Herdazian Gauncho, Talked liked he was head honcho When he grew a new arm He said with alarm At least I can still wear my poncho. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IllNsickly Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 The Lopen’s new arm is regrowing Storm’s Light, it is finally flowing The Ladies, they say YES, Lopen you may For we can all see you are glowing 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 Taravangian, brilliant yet sleepy Sincerely regretted it deeply! When Paper was sparse and he wiped his arse There were Diagram notes on the TP. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aemetha Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 (edited) When Jasnah was crowned as the queen, The ardents they surely did scream, She won't give us an heir, We're all sure she's queer, Her atheism's truly obscene. Edited December 13, 2017 by aemetha 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 Nergaoul you were mighty and great, Your bloodlust did never abate. Now your trapped in a gem And your only whim Is to be Unity's new paperweight. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1stBondsmith Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 (edited) Approaching the two was a fright; With long spears and a terrible height. Huge spren of their class, Guarding gates over glass, Intimidating in both black and white. Though she longed to pass through, they said "No, Honor ordered that none here should go". Shallan tried every trick But as stolid as Stick, They tossed her in glass beads below. Edited December 13, 2017 by 1stBondsmith spelling 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazenella Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 Adolin and Shallan on a date Their love is up to fate Without a care in the world The night unfurled With Pattern screaming "No Mate!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazenella Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 With the Azish Dalinar did meet With diplomacy he's quick on his feet But he couldn't understand Why on Roshar, this land His lunch a small girl did eat 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazenella Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 (edited) He attempted to make things right With an emperor in the dead of night The talked and debated But neither were sated Then a girl called his butt very tight Edited December 13, 2017 by Ookla the Variable 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 I found a soul of a beer in Shadesmar Gave it stormlight but that didn't go far Got not a jit or a tottle That soul had no bottle Now my trousers smell like a wet bar. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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