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4 minutes ago, Calderis said:

You're a corrupting influence @Extesian

 

In the beginning was One, 

Who knew all, but experienced none, 

One split into many, 

To experience any, 

And all 'fore returning to One. 

DESTROY. EVIL.

Roshar was not their first world. 

Yellow eyes and hair oh so gold.

Iriali move through

Worlds invested, for truly

All One, they'll return to the fold.

 

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Just now, Extesian said:

DESTROY. EVIL.

Roshar was not their first world. 

Yellow eyes and hair oh so gold.

Iriali move through

Worlds invested, for truly

All One, they'll return to the fold.

 

They are now living in the fourth land, 

They've forgotten the way they began, 

But some keep faith still,

And press on with a will, 

Towards the attainment of the seventh land. 

 

Night Sharders, see you in the morning. 

 

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7 minutes ago, Calderis said:

An impatient mind can be tender, 

To pains caused when we remember, 

Despite all our guesses, 

Theories and messes, 

It's such a long wait to Oathvember. 

 

Sorry, I'm bored. 

Never apologize for poetry ;) 

 

We have a long wait 'fore Oathvember

And that causes pain to each member

We need it right now

To read and say wow!

We need a book we will forever remember 

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1 minute ago, Figberts said:

Threnody isn't much fun

If you anger a shade you are done

Nazh ran off with Khriss

And now watches in bliss

While she threatens Kelseir with a gun

Oooh, I haven't done one about Khriss. 

 

Although she can't get back again, 

Khristalia is free from Taldain, 

So she catalogs magic, 

Amidst happenings tragic, 

The Cosmere is hers to explain. 

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Siri was sent to Court of the God's, 

In place of Vivenna, against all odds, 

First the God King seemed grim, 

But she came to love him, 

And her Queenship was more than mere fraud

 

Vivenna gave chase to Hallandren, 

And saw Idrians who there were abandoned, 

Learned of Breaths high and lows, 

And bore witness to blows, 

Beyond anything she had imagined 

 

So their journey had come to a head, 

With both Gods and a scholar left dead, 

With her love Siri Reigned, 

While Vivenna remained, 

With Vasher, for stories yet read. 

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Renarin's the source of much speculation

But all he wants is to be one who fits in

Is Glys friend or foe?

Will he fight toe to toe?

When oathbringer comes we'll have a celebration 

 

People wonder if Adolin's a traitor

They question the morals of his behavior

But soon we will know

The next book will show

Is he evil, or everyone's savior?

 

Members rallied for Aether of Night

Behold the numbers, they're quite a sight

But then many did leave

Left the sharders to grieve 

But a few won't back down from the fight 

 

From the shard I took a long break

But that break was really quite fake

I lurked here and there

Read some posts everywhere

Now I'm back, knowing all that's at stake

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There once was a man named Hoid

And of stories he was never devoid.

He went to a city

Where he was very witty,

But ultimately remained unemployed. 

 

There  was a woman who made Vin tick

and even gave quite a good kick.

Though Vin was not a real knight,

She put up a very good fight.

Twas quite the homicidal hat trick.

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