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The Guild of Random Amalgamations of Thoughts Original

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If you are reading this, then you have found the Guild of the Random Amalgamations of Thoughts Original, where those with the most random combinations of ideas lurk. To join, you must take up the Oath of the Guild. 

I shall only think that which is random,

Speak that which is my own,

And combine those thoughts most obscure 

To obtain the goals of the Guild of Random Amalgamations of Thoughts Original, which are:

To expand the reach of the GRATO

To fill the world with Originality, Creativity, and Awesomeness

To read all books which which are amazing

And To enjoy the creations of the mind.

 

Spread the word, for the Great Time of GRATO approaches.

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I speak again the hallowed oaths:

I shall only think that which is random, Speak that which is my own, And combine those thoughts most obscure, To obtain the goals of the Guild of Random Amalgamations of Thoughts Original, which are: To expand the reach of the GRATO To fill the world with Originality, Creativity, and Awesomeness To read all books which are amazing And To enjoy the creations of the mind.

I'm in.

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With my wand and trice bound chains I pronounce the unbreakable.

I shall only think that which is random, Speak that which is my own, And combine those thoughts most obscure,

To obtain the goals of the Guild of Random Amalgamations of Thoughts Original, which are:

To expand the reach of the GRATO To fill the world with Originality, Creativity, and Awesomeness

To read all books which are amazing And

To enjoy the creations of the mind.

This is great!

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I shall only think that which is random,

Speak that which is my own,

And combine those thoughts most obscure 

To obtain the goals of the Guild of Random Amalgamations of Thoughts Original, which are:

To expand the reach of the GRATO

To fill the world with Originality, Creativity, and Awesomeness

To read all books which which are amazing

And To enjoy the creations of the mind.

 

And I've already got a thought. Why is it that the humurous (how ever it is spelled) isn't called the funny bone?

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The Forgetful Archivist , ryshadium90 ,and Allomancy,

All of your Oaths have been accepted by the GRATO. Let the Amalgamations commence!

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Have you ever tried that thing where you cross your fingers on both hands, put the middle fingers together, and then tapped your forefingers? (Still with middle fingers attached.) I always found that it felt really weird.

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On 6/8/2017 at 11:24 PM, Allomancy said:

And I've already got a thought. Why is it that the humurous (how ever it is spelled) isn't called the funny bone?

Ditto! And does the person actually laugh when they hit that bone? I know friends do because that's just what friends do, but still...

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I one time thought, why is impending doom have the word pending in it. Doesn't it mean waiting? And then I thought " OHHH! Impending doom=Awaiting doom"

And It blew my mind.

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Was working at the museum today and wondered "What would I do if a kid came up and licked one of the objects?" Yell at them? Laugh myself silly? Hmm...

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Has anyone wondered why cars are parked on a driveway, but drive on a parkway?

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I spent 10 minutes wondering how soap doesn't get into cars when they are cleaned. 

 

Then I REALIZED: Cars don't get rainwater into them. Why on earth would soap get into them?

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