I Will... (The Knights Radiant Ideals)

[Aleksiel Returned]

...guess I can't fault you for that. I presume you realise I was referring to "your friends of the Seventeenth Shard....I doubt they have any inkling what to do with me should they actually catch me"?

 

 

Yeah, I know what you meant, I was just joking

[Delightful Dragon]

Yeah, I know what you meant, I was just joking

I will understand random or obscure cosmere references for those who are uninitiated.

I will laugh at jokes.

Edited February 8, 2014 by Delightful

[Quiver Herald]

I will protect your right to your opinion.

Ah, Voltaire. So overused.

[Blindillusions Ardent]

I will run with scissors with my eyes closed and my shoes untied.

- Order of Risktakers

[Dahak High Prelan]

"I will speak the truth unspoken." seems like a candidate for the Lightweaver's second ideal.

[PorridgeBrick Seer]

Just reviving one I said on a previous thread...

"I will murder the parents that cannot murder themselves." Shallan

[Quiver Herald]

I will protect your right to your opinion.

Ah, Voltaire. So overused.

I will not let you abuse that right to persecute others.

[Dawnshard Lighteyes]

I will walk were angels fear to tread.

 

Order of Fools

[Delightful Dragon]

I will Splinter Honour

 

-Order of Odium/Voidbringers.

 

I will cackle at your misfortune

-Order of the Nightwatcher

 

I will unecessarily stick your shoes to things

-Order of Windspren. Or mischevious windrunners.....

[Quiver Herald]

I will BROOD in the NIGHT of my CITY.

I will be the TERROR on the WIND and in your DREAMS.

I will be the GODDAMNED BATMAN.

 

I may have been reading Frank Miller lately, I don't even know. 

[hoser Elantrian]

I will putrefy that which smells pleasant.  - Order of Windbreakers

[The Rooster Artifabrian]

I Will DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE! 

Order of the Plainviewers

[eveorjoy Listener]

The Order of Toddlers' oaths. (Inspired by my one year old son.)

I will find all the objects that have been forgotten, and put them in my mouth.

I will mess up the living room in less than a minute.

I will poop my pants after I'm completely dressed and my parents are taking me out the door.

Everything you own is mine to drool on.

Edited February 13, 2014 by eveorjoy

[Tarontos Grand]

I will admit to the truths that hurt the most

[Elbereth Most Ancient]

I will find the people who have been lost.

I will grieve for those who have been hurt.

I will sing for those who have no song.

17th Shard: I will remember those quotes which have been forgotten.

I will theorize that which will come to be.

I will extrapolate on quotes which have no meaning.

I will help those theories which aren't quite right.

I will post wild theories in the hope that one will be correct.

[hoser Elantrian]

I ...

17th Shard: I will remember those quotes which have been forgotten.

I will theorize that which will come to be.

I will extrapolate on quotes which have no meaning.

I will help those theories which aren't quite right.

I will post wild theories in the hope that one will be correct.

I will upvote introductory, interesting, thoughtful and humorous posts.

I will make positive and helpful posts.

I will respond to topics to inspire further discussion.  

I will do my best not to threadjack.  

I will hide spoilers appropriately.

I will not argue repetittively.

I will provide supporting quotes.   

I will not downvote posts.

 

Goals not always achieved, obviously .

[soulcastJam Arbiter]

I will jump off of REALLY high cliffs.

I will tickle those that require tickling (the order of older brothers)

I will wrap meat in bacon whenever possible.

I will "try" to not stay up all night reading WoR.

[Delightful Dragon]

 

I will "try" to not stay up all night reading WoR.

I will try to believe you.

[eveorjoy Listener]

I will start reading WoR on my Kindle at 9 pm on the 3rd of March. (It's a good thing to be living in the pacific time zone.)

[Elbereth Most Ancient]

I will start reading WoR on my Kindle at 9 pm on the 3rd of March. (It's a good thing to be living in the pacific time zone.)

Oh, yes. Of course, if you lived in Hawaii, you could start reading it at 7!

Here's some from another thread that I think deserve to be here too:

The first ideal of the Hoidbringers:

Life before immortality!

Complexity before straightforwardness!

Worldhopping directly to all destinations, thus rendering journeys obsolete!

And another good one from that thread:

I will confuse those who cannot confuse themselves.

Edit for proper quotes. Edited February 16, 2014 by Limelleth

[Humph Lighteyes]

I will pre-order all ten volumes.

 

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