Steeldancer Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 We were having a discussion about the merits of abakening. Just thought I would move it over here! Awakening a baked object sounds fantastic. I would invest my breath in that 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calderis Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 (edited) "Amaze Tongues" Best command ever. Edited May 25, 2017 by Calderis 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steeldancer Posted May 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 45 minutes ago, Calderis said: "Amaze Tongues" Best command ever. Or "fill stomach". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weltall Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 2 hours ago, Calderis said: "Amaze Tongues" Best command ever. And then your Awakened Bagel transforms part of itself into a tiny blade and begins carving a maze on your tongue as you eat it. "Oh wait, you said amaze, not a-maze! Hey, I'm just a bagel, I'm not good with abstractions!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steeldancer Posted May 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 1 minute ago, Weltall said: And then your Awakened Bagel transforms part of itself into a tiny blade and begins carving a maze on your tongue as you eat it. "Oh wait, you said amaze, not a-maze! Hey, I'm just a bagel, I'm not good with abstractions!" Hey id be willing to take the risk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crucible of Shards Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 4 hours ago, The Flash said: Or "fill stomach". Or most dangerous command ever... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18th Shard Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 We have these over in the Dark Alley. Some of the cookies will absolutely take your breath away! 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calderis Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 3 minutes ago, 18th Shard said: We have these over in the Dark Alley. Some of the cookies will absolutely take your breath away! If bad puns weren't awesome, that would be deserving of a down vote. But they are awesome, so have an upvote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Extesian Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 I wonder what would happen if Lift ate an awakened baked good. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steeldancer Posted May 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 9 hours ago, Extesian said: I wonder what would happen if Lift ate an awakened baked good. Actually I was wondering that too. I imagine she'd ' ascend to the shard of Awesomeness. And the cosmere would tremble. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hwiles Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 I feel like eating a piece of bread that was wiggling around would cause me irreparable emotional trauma...Would probably be a great way to get away with choking someone though, or playing a nasty prank; IE: "Scream when bitten" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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