Penumbra Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 The Emperor's Soul: Spoiler A skilled artist get's headhunted for a job and performs it well, then collects a payment bonus on her last day of work. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 2 minutes ago, Penumbra said: The Emperor's Soul: Reveal hidden contents A skilled artist get's headhunted for a job and performs it well, then collects a payment bonus on her last day of work. Alternatively Emperor's Soul Spoiler Con artist arrested and forced to do forgery. Forgery puts original to shame. And then thief escapes with forgeries. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borio Singaldi Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 Shadows for Silence (alternatively) Spoiler Arsenic and Old Lace without the humor. Warbreaker Spoiler (In reference to one of Brandon's BYU writing lectures): Sex sex sex sex sex! Now that we have that out of the way, let me tell you about zombie gods, murder jokes, Rapunzel's hair, and a talking sword. Shadows of Self Spoiler So I Married Dated An Ax Murderer Immortal Psychopath. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faceless Mist-Wraith Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 Hunger Games Spoiler A girl with a bow tries to save her sister by pretending to be in love with a boy who gave her bread once. Catching Fire Spoiler A government involves itself in a girl's love life, before trapping her and her fake/real boyfriend in a death clock. Mockingbird Spoiler A girl overthrows a government for forcing people to participate in gladiator fights, and decides to take the moral high ground by forcing their children to participate in the same fights. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crucible of Shards Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 UHF Spoiler Weird Al gets paid to daydream. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 Dalinar Spoiler Murderous sociopath becomes humanity's last hope for survival. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draginon Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 Every horror film ever Spoiler Supernatural killer arrives in town. People die horribly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ammanas Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 2 hours ago, Draginon said: Every horror film ever Hide contents Supernatural killer arrives in town. People die horribly. Did you see that commercial that makes fun of every horror film? I will include it below. Its one of my favorites! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faceless Mist-Wraith Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 (edited) Finding Nemo Spoiler Taken with fish. Edited August 30, 2017 by Faceless Mist-Wraith 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draginon Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 10 hours ago, Ammanas said: Did you see that commercial that makes fun of every horror film? I will include it below. Its one of my favorites! Yes I have. I love it when there is horror that's a little meta by acknowledging the rules of horror. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crucible of Shards Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 (edited) Alloy of Law Spoiler A grizzled cop stages an intervention for his troubled friend, but it goes badly. Shadows of Self Spoiler A game of hide and seek escalates into a serial killer undermining society. Bands of mourning Spoiler An attempt to crash a wedding precipitates a family's falling out. Edited August 30, 2017 by Crucible of Shards Forgot the last book 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted September 1, 2017 Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 BoM Spoiler When family reunions turn violent. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crucible of Shards Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 Lord of the Rings Spoiler Put that thing back where it came from or so help me! 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 Kelsier Spoiler Thief gets caught, imprisoned, escapes, plots revenge, dies? gets revenge, becomes a god, loses divinity, pulls the strings from the world of ideas. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taliax Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 On 9/4/2017 at 10:39 AM, Crucible of Shards said: Lord of the Rings Hide contents Put that thing back where it came from or so help me! Spoiler Alternatively: ^In meme form 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faceless Mist-Wraith Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 Lord of the Rings: Spoiler A man becomes a meme by saying something can't be done, and then two short people go on to prove him wrong. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modal Seoul Posted September 6, 2017 Report Share Posted September 6, 2017 Superman: Spoiler Superman (1978): Spoiler An alien dork decides to fight for truth, justice, and the American way. Superman II: Spoiler If you ask me, turning human so that you can have fun with Margot Kidder is the last thing I would do. Superman III: Spoiler Superman becomes evil because a black man took some money and got caught. Superman IV: The Quest for Peace: Spoiler Some dumb kid causes nuclear disarmament. Also, dumbest villain ever. And worst movie. And worst everything. Superman Returns: Spoiler From the director of the acclaimed X-Men movies..........DC Comics. Man of Steel: Spoiler Christopher Nolan turns Superman into The Dark Knight. Batman: Spoiler Batman (1966): Spoiler This is Batman and Robin if it were good. Batman (1989): Spoiler Casting a comedian as the Caped Crusader? That's never happened. Batman Returns: Spoiler Yup. Tim Burton directed this. Batman Forever: Spoiler Lando Calrissian is bumped to make room for Agent K. Batman and Robin: Spoiler Did Adam West make a comeback? Or did the Terminator just dive off a cliff? Batman Begins: Spoiler A scarecrow becomes the nightmare. I'm high. Da ba dee da ba die. The Dark Knight: Spoiler Heath Ledger exits the stage with the best performance on screen. Ever. The Dark Knight Rises: Spoiler It was said that Christopher Nolan couldn't direct a bad movie. But he kind of did. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steeldancer Posted September 6, 2017 Report Share Posted September 6, 2017 2 minutes ago, Captains Domon said: Superman: Hide contents Superman (1978): Hide contents An alien dork decides to fight for truth, justice, and the American way. Superman II: Hide contents If you ask me, turning human so that you can have fun with Margot Kidder is the last thing I would do. Superman III: Hide contents Superman becomes evil because a black man took some money and got caught. Superman IV: The Quest for Peace: Hide contents Some dumb kid causes nuclear disarmament. Also, dumbest villain ever. And worst movie. And worst everything. Superman Returns: Hide contents From the director of the acclaimed X-Men movies..........DC Comics. Man of Steel: Hide contents Christopher Nolan turns Superman into The Dark Knight. Batman: Hide contents Batman (1966): Hide contents This is Batman and Robin if it were good. Batman (1989): Hide contents Casting a comedian as the Caped Crusader? That's never happened. Batman Returns: Hide contents Yup. Tim Burton directed this. Batman Forever: Hide contents Lando Calrissian is bumped to make room for Agent K. Batman and Robin: Hide contents Did Adam West make a comeback? Or did the Terminator just dive off a cliff? Batman Begins: Hide contents A scarecrow becomes the nightmare. I'm high. Da ba dee da ba die. The Dark Knight: Hide contents Heath Ledger exits the stage with the best performance on screen. Ever. The Dark Knight Rises: Hide contents It was said that Christopher Nolan couldn't direct a bad movie. But he kind of did. Ok. Dark knight rises wasn't his fault. Heath ledger commited suicide, which kind of ruined those plans... Anyway i love catwoman in it. And the Bat. Also Fablehaven series Spoiler All those magical creatures? They're real, and they want to eat you. Also, 5 magical Maguffins, one evil wise guy, and Seth constantly being stupid and occasionally being helpful. What was the moral again? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modal Seoul Posted September 6, 2017 Report Share Posted September 6, 2017 2 hours ago, Flash said: Heath ledger commited suicide I'm sorry, but I must write a rebuttal for this. A lot of people believe that Heath Ledger committed suicide because filming The Dark Knight was disturbing for him, or some crap like that. THIS IS NOT TRUE. Heath Ledger died because he accidentally overdosed on a prescription drug. I don't want to offend anyone but it just irks me that people believe that happened because he was depressed. Heath Ledger was a spectacular actor, and deserves respect. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted September 6, 2017 Report Share Posted September 6, 2017 Lightsong Spoiler A divinity who denies his own divinity and claims a drunken monkey names divinities. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatling Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 Just finished reading Edgedancer: Spoiler A girl travels to a city to sample local cuisine and hug her mortal enemy. Makes demeaning remarks about nearly everyone she meets. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draginon Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 The Cosmere Spoiler A game of Where's Waldo involving Hoid, Khriss, the Shards and Worldhoppers 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 Warbreaker: Susebron is one of those 'strong but silent' types. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crucible of Shards Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 Edgedancer Spoiler A freshly pardoned felon uses her newfound freedom and her friends in high places to break the law and annoy everyone. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Cole Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 On 8/29/2017 at 8:57 PM, Faceless Mist-Wraith said: Finding Nemo Hide contents Taken with fish. Taken Quote Nemo with humans 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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