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2 minutes ago, Penumbra said:

The Emperor's Soul:

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A skilled artist get's headhunted for a job and performs it well, then collects a payment bonus on her last day of work.

 

Alternatively Emperor's Soul

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Con artist arrested and forced to do forgery. Forgery puts original to shame. And then thief escapes with forgeries.

 

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Shadows for Silence (alternatively)

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Arsenic and Old Lace without the humor.

Warbreaker

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(In reference to one of Brandon's BYU writing lectures): Sex sex sex sex sex! Now that we have that out of the way, let me tell you about zombie gods, murder jokes, Rapunzel's hair, and a talking sword.

Shadows of Self

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So I Married Dated An Ax Murderer Immortal Psychopath.

 

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Hunger Games

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A girl with a bow tries to save her sister by pretending to be in love with a boy who gave her bread once.

Catching Fire

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A government involves itself in a girl's love life, before trapping her and her fake/real boyfriend in a death clock.

Mockingbird

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A girl overthrows a government for forcing people to participate in gladiator fights, and decides to take the moral high ground by forcing their children to participate in the same fights.

 

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10 hours ago, Ammanas said:

Did you see that commercial that makes fun of every horror film? I will include it below. Its one of my favorites!

 

Yes I have. I love it when there is horror that's a little meta by acknowledging the rules of horror.

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Alloy of Law

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A grizzled cop stages an intervention for his troubled friend, but it goes badly.

Shadows of Self

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A game of hide and seek escalates into a serial killer undermining society.

Bands of mourning

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An attempt to crash a wedding precipitates a family's falling out.

 

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Superman:

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Superman (1978):

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An alien dork decides to fight for truth, justice, and the American way.

Superman II:

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If you ask me, turning human so that you can have fun with Margot Kidder is the last thing I would do.

Superman III:

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Superman becomes evil because a black man took some money and got caught.

Superman IV: The Quest for Peace:

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Some dumb kid causes nuclear disarmament. Also, dumbest villain ever. And worst movie. And worst everything.

Superman Returns:

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From the director of the acclaimed X-Men movies..........DC Comics.

Man of Steel:

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Christopher Nolan turns Superman into The Dark Knight.

 

Batman:

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Batman (1966):

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This is Batman and Robin if it were good.

Batman (1989):

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 Casting a comedian as the Caped Crusader? That's never happened.

Batman Returns:

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Yup. Tim Burton directed this.

Batman Forever:

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Lando Calrissian is bumped to make room for Agent K.

Batman and Robin:

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Did Adam West make a comeback? Or did the Terminator just dive off a cliff?

Batman Begins:

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A scarecrow becomes the nightmare. I'm high. Da ba dee da ba die.

The Dark Knight:

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Heath Ledger exits the stage with the best performance on screen. Ever.

The Dark Knight Rises:

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It was said that Christopher Nolan couldn't direct a bad movie. But he kind of did.

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Captains Domon said:

Superman:

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Superman (1978):

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An alien dork decides to fight for truth, justice, and the American way.

Superman II:

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If you ask me, turning human so that you can have fun with Margot Kidder is the last thing I would do.

Superman III:

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Superman becomes evil because a black man took some money and got caught.

Superman IV: The Quest for Peace:

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Some dumb kid causes nuclear disarmament. Also, dumbest villain ever. And worst movie. And worst everything.

Superman Returns:

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From the director of the acclaimed X-Men movies..........DC Comics.

Man of Steel:

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Christopher Nolan turns Superman into The Dark Knight.

 

Batman:

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Batman (1966):

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This is Batman and Robin if it were good.

Batman (1989):

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 Casting a comedian as the Caped Crusader? That's never happened.

Batman Returns:

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Yup. Tim Burton directed this.

Batman Forever:

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Lando Calrissian is bumped to make room for Agent K.

Batman and Robin:

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Did Adam West make a comeback? Or did the Terminator just dive off a cliff?

Batman Begins:

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A scarecrow becomes the nightmare. I'm high. Da ba dee da ba die.

The Dark Knight:

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Heath Ledger exits the stage with the best performance on screen. Ever.

The Dark Knight Rises:

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It was said that Christopher Nolan couldn't direct a bad movie. But he kind of did.

 

 

Ok. Dark knight rises wasn't his fault. Heath ledger commited suicide, which kind of ruined those plans...

Anyway i love catwoman in it. And the Bat. 

Also Fablehaven series

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All those magical creatures? They're real, and they want to eat you. 

Also, 5 magical Maguffins, one evil wise guy, and Seth constantly being stupid and occasionally being helpful. What was the moral again? 

 

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2 hours ago, Flash said:

Heath ledger commited suicide

I'm sorry, but I must write a rebuttal for this. A lot of people believe that Heath Ledger committed suicide because filming The Dark Knight was disturbing for him, or some crap like that. THIS IS NOT TRUE. Heath Ledger died because he accidentally overdosed on a prescription drug. I don't want to offend anyone but it just irks me that people believe that happened because he was depressed. Heath Ledger was a spectacular actor, and deserves respect.

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