Crucible of Shards Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 Warbreaker Spoiler The friendly mercenary most everybody loves is killed by the abrasive hobo most everybody hates. The world is saved. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 14 hours ago, Shqueeves said: Hoid Reveal hidden contents Stan Lee Or Reveal hidden contents Where's Waldo Or maybe... Spoiler The musical, thieving, begging, storyteller, journeys across the stars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 (edited) Let's see how I do... tWoK Spoiler Heralds Spoiler All- powerful beings stab a rock. Szeth Spoiler An assassin kills a lot of people because someone owns his rock. Kaladin Spoiler A poor soldier saves his captain's life, then gets sold into slavery by his captain so his captain can get a sword, and becomes severely depressed. Then befriends a fairy. And is still depressed. Or Spoiler Grunt Shallan Spoiler A girl becomes a princess's ward, steals some of the princess's jewelry, then pretends to try to commit suicide to hide the fact that she has the jewelry. Then lot's of bread and jam enters the story. Adolin Spoiler Prince gets mad because he can't pretend to hurt people. Dalinar Spoiler Crazy old man sees things during storms, and speaks in an ancient language during the storms. and is incredibly stupid. (See: end of tWoK. The scene involves a priceless sword). WoR Spoiler Heralds Spoiler Nothing happens. Szeth Spoiler An assassin kills lot's of people because someone has his rock, then finds out the rock doesn't do anything, dies, and comes back. Kaladin Spoiler A soldier becomes a very important person, liked very much by the king, gets his boots stolen, falls on lots of walls, saves a prince's life, says some things about his former captain, is arrested by the king, is released, saves the kings life, gets a sword, and kills an assassin who comes back from the dead. And is still depressed. Or Spoiler Grunt Shallan Spoiler Makes some very important discoveries, has a conversation with a stick, falls in love, and gets stuck in a deep trench. Adolin Spoiler Prince get's to pretend to hurt people, almost gets killed on several occasions, and falls in love. Dalinar Spoiler Crazy old man sees things during storms, and speaks in an ancient language during the storms, falls in love, gets a new sword, becomes friendly with a god, and gets powers. Hehe. This is fun. Elantris Spoiler Prince turns into a zombie, princess gives zombies food, prince draws a lot, stubs his toe, and saves the world. Warbreaker Spoiler King dooms his young daughter to the fate of his older daughter, princess falls in love with a tongueless god-king, other princess tries to save the other princess, and crazy man talks to a sword. And they save the world by breathing. I'll do Mistborn later. Edited August 22, 2017 by Tesh 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 Warbreaker Spoiler ancient powerful founder of an empire talks to a sword and feels attracted to a heretic who does not believe in him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crucible of Shards Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 The Final Empire Spoiler A creature of instinct is trained by a creature of vengeance to take down a creature of dominance. The Well of Ascension Spoiler Saving the world turns out to be a bad idea when there's miscommunication between a mute God and a conflicted scholar. The Hero of Ages Spoiler A couple's quest to save the world through conquest ends up getting both of them killed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted August 22, 2017 Report Share Posted August 22, 2017 13 minutes ago, Crucible of Shards said: The Final Empire Reveal hidden contents A creature of instinct is trained by a creature of vengeance to take down a creature of dominance. The Well of Ascension Reveal hidden contents Saving the world turns out to be a bad idea when there's miscommunication between a mute God and a conflicted scholar. The Hero of Ages Reveal hidden contents A couple's quest to save the world through conquest ends up getting both of them killed. Or... Spoiler An orphan is taken in by a con man and accidentally uses the power of a greater god to kill a lesser god. Spoiler An imprisoned evil god convinces said orphan that the only way to save the world is to open the door to his prison. Spoiler Said orphan becomes a kamakaze deity 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taliax Posted August 22, 2017 Report Share Posted August 22, 2017 @Tesh - the Elantris one and depressed Kaladin ones are great XD New Spring: Spoiler Two girls with magic powers go to banks and shop for dresses. Later one of them throws a man in a lake, they grumble at each other, and then he's stuck with her for life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post +Extesian Posted August 22, 2017 Popular Post Report Share Posted August 22, 2017 The Silmarillion Spoiler Someone plays the wrong note in a symphony. The world sucks for 4000 years. 19 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted August 22, 2017 Report Share Posted August 22, 2017 28 minutes ago, Taliax said: @Tesh - the Elantris one and depressed Kaladin ones are great XD New Spring: Reveal hidden contents Two girls with magic powers go to banks and shop for dresses. Later one of them throws a man in a lake, they grumble at each other, and then he's stuck with her for life. Thanks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calderis Posted August 22, 2017 Report Share Posted August 22, 2017 32 minutes ago, Extesian said: The Silmarillion Hide contents Someone plays the wrong note in a symphony. The world sucks for 4000 years. Beautiful, sir. Just beautiful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erandeni Posted August 22, 2017 Report Share Posted August 22, 2017 (edited) Spiderman Homecoming Spoiler A very rich man gives expensive presents to an underage boy and ask him to wear tight clothes. Edited August 22, 2017 by Idealistic 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crucible of Shards Posted August 22, 2017 Report Share Posted August 22, 2017 Firstborn Spoiler A perpetual failure realizes the only way to win is to make himself lose. Centrifugal Spoiler A family literally goes into debt for Seppuku. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted August 22, 2017 Report Share Posted August 22, 2017 AoL Spoiler A rich dude and a Kleptomaniac chase after an amoral immortal good guy turned bad guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shqueeves Posted August 22, 2017 Report Share Posted August 22, 2017 AoL Spoiler Batman vs Blissy with unlimited full restores 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taliax Posted August 22, 2017 Report Share Posted August 22, 2017 5 hours ago, Shqueeves said: AoL Hide contents Batman vs Blissy with unlimited full restores This makes me hate Miles on a whole new level 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted August 22, 2017 Report Share Posted August 22, 2017 SoS Spoiler When ex's made of jello attack. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draginon Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 Got an alternate for: Final Fantasy 3 Spoiler Four orphans go on to kill a cloud that looks like a naked woman Final Fantasy 6 Spoiler The most epic opera ever!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 Elantris Spoiler A tale of two seriously messed up cities. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calderis Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 Boredom time. Elantris Spoiler Zombies try to live again by poking holes in the air. Mistborn Era 1 Spoiler A teenage girl loses her mentor, falls in love, becomes a God and trashes everything. Mistborn Era 2 Spoiler God is a manipulative jerk who messes with people's love lives SA Spoiler Everyone is either in a secret group, or gets powers. Everyone. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 13 minutes ago, Calderis said: Boredom time. Elantris Hide contents Zombies try to live again by poking holes in the air. Mistborn Era 1 Hide contents A teenage girl loses her mentor, falls in love, becomes a God and trashes everything. Mistborn Era 2 Hide contents God is a manipulative jerk who messes with people's love lives SA Hide contents Everyone is either in a secret group, or gets powers. Everyone. Eat your heart out amazon these are the real plot descriptions!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 @Calderis "Poking holes in the air" made me laugh SO HARD. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Did Someone Say Kill Evil? Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 (edited) On 18/08/2017 at 11:34 AM, Flash said: The SE side is more like Hide contents People get their entertainment politely killing each other. All the time. You have earned your title Also!!! Shallan Hide contents A young woman makes friends with a figment of humanity's collective imagination, which isn't well liked with other figments of humanity's collective imagination, to gain the magical power to argue with sticks on why they should be fire. Oh and she can glow too. Welcome to Nightvale Hide contents Everything is a conspiracy, it's obviously created by the government secret society missile site in the canyons. No Steve Carlsburg, the secret underground missile site is under the mine, obviously Hide contents A very, very, very long inside joke that makes outsiders question the listeners sanity Hide contents ALL HAIL THE GLOWCLOUD Edited August 24, 2017 by Did Someone Say Kill Evil? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 Jasnah Spoiler Middle aged heretic receives powers from a long dead divinity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asrael Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 WoK: A one armed man overcomes his handicap and the adversities of life threatening slave labor through his positive attitude 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kairos Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 On 07/06/2017 at 11:27 PM, A Budgie said: Alcatraz vs the evil librarians: Hide contents Boy has a talent for breaking things and his grandfather who swears in author's names defeat a bunch of librarians with glasses. Worst bit is, I didn't need to make any of that weirder than it already is... 2001: A space Odessy Hide contents Dude looks at big rock on moon for a while, while another guy goes on a trip and kills his computer. Also, aliens did some cool stuff. Every single Poirot ever: Hide contents Guy with fabulous moustaches spends entire book admiring them and being kinda full of himself and sitting in his chair. Oh, and he figures out who did it. Every single Miss Marple: Hide contents Old lady talkss her past and knits a scarf. Also, she knows who did the murder. Arcanum Unbounded: Hide contents Woman fangirls over magic systems inbetween short stories, but somehow forgot an entire planet. Mistborn: Secret History: Hide contents Guy who was dead is not dead anymore. Perfect State: Hide contents A guy's date goes wrong when the woman he's with turns out to be from another world. Legion: Hide contents The voices in a guy's head are smarter than he is. Firstborn: Hide contents Guy spends book wishing he could be as good as himself. Worm: Hide contents Girl fights people with bugs because aliens give people powers. Night Watch (Terry Pratchett): Hide contents Guy travels back in time so he can talk about hardboiled eggs. The Golden Compass: Reveal hidden contents Girl uses compass incorrectly, then fights a bear. The Little Prince: Reveal hidden contents Boy talks to random stranger and causes lots of people to cry. Okay, I think that's enough for now. The Poirot one... so true. But you missed Tommy and Tuppence: [spoiler/] A guy and a girl constantly find government conspiracies, then talk vaguely until something happens that solves a mystery. [/spoiler] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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