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The Way of Kings

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A depressed young man with a dead brother thinks he might be going insane, a clever young woman with a dead brother thinks she might be going insane, and a weary old warlord with a dead brother thinks he might be going insane. Turns out, they're supposed to save the world.

Words of Radiance

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In the second of a ten-book series, the end of the world begins. Wha???

The Well of Ascension

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After two successive climaxes, the namesake of the book finally appears in the last couple chapters.

 

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2 minutes ago, Nathrangking said:

Its possible that I messed up the acronym.

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Kindly king that helps the sick turns out to be the one behind the murders of various world leaders.

 

Now there's the REAL plot twist of WoK right there.

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SoS

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A man kills his ex-wife because his alternate future self told God it was a good idea.

BoM

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A kleptomaniac with a lucky hat accidentally steals the one of the most powerful weapons in the cosmere.

Thief of Time by Terry Pratchett

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A monk saves the world by force-feeding otherworldly beings chocolate.

Hog-father by Terry Pratchett

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Christmas! Now brought to you by Death.

 

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21 hours ago, Shqueeves said:

Most classic American literature

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Adultery then death

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Kid (usually with dead mother) gets a dog. Dog dies 

 

Lol, you totally stole this from Alcatraz, but I'm not even mad. XD

On a side note...

Alcatraz vs the Evil Librarians

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Teen arson learns that bad romance novels are only dangerous if you don't wear glasses.

 

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6 minutes ago, Shadowmancer said:

Lol, you totally stole this from Alcatraz, but I'm not even mad. XD

On a side note...

Alcatraz vs the Evil Librarians

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Teen arson learns that bad romance novels are only dangerous if you don't wear glasses.

 

Only the second one. The first was my English teacher

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2 hours ago, Faceless Mist-Wraith said:

SoS

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A man kills his ex-wife because his alternate future self told God it was a good idea.

BoM

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A kleptomaniac with a lucky hat accidentally steals the one of the most powerful weapons in the cosmere.

Thief of Time by Terry Pratchett

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A monk saves the world by force-feeding otherworldly beings chocolate.

Hog-father by Terry Pratchett

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Christmas! Now brought to you by Death.

 

I have not read anything by Terry Pratchett, but this makes me want to.  :lol:

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