Faceless Mist-Wraith Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 Elantris Spoiler A love story where a guy not only gets friend zoned, but actually ends up losing to a dead guy. Emperor's Soul Spoiler A thief gives an Emperor her stamp of approval, and tells an old man he can be her imaginary grandpa. Edgedancer Spoiler A thief and a mass murderer hug it out in the rain. (Alternatively) Spoiler A proto-radiant fights a mass murderer in the middle of a storm and forces them to realize the error of their ways... wait, haven't I seen this before? Shadows for Silence in the Forests of Hell Spoiler A tax collector tries to stop a serial killer, but the serial killer kills him with the remains of their grandmother, which they keep in their closet. The serial killer then frames the tax collector for the murders, leaving them free to continue their reign of terror. The Eleventh Metal Spoiler A madman manipulates a soon-to-be cult leader into killing someone so he can get a fork. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mosstheinflatablecow Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 Warbreaker Spoiler God uses an annoying squirrel to gain control of all of the nation's armies, which he decides not to use when his life is threatened. Instead, he kills himself. That'll show them! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shqueeves Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 Romeo and Juliet Spoiler Two teens meet, get married, and commit double suicide and 4 other deaths 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draginon Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 12 hours ago, Shqueeves said: Romeo and Juliet Hide contents Two teens meet, get married, and commit double suicide and 4 other deaths Alternatively: Spoiler A tale of smitten at first sight and teens making dumb choices after knowing each other for less time than a Disney Princess romance 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borio Singaldi Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 Epic Mickey Spoiler A mouse, a rabbit, and a gremlin defeat a demonic sludge monster by splashing acid on its veins and blowing it up with fireworks to get back the mouse's heart back after it was ferociously ripped out of its chest by the demonic sludge monster. Rated E for everyone! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draginon Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 Mistborn (still reading but my funny plot explanation) Spoiler Let's overthrow an empire! Brought to you by Allomancy, the magic users preferred magic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erandeni Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 Ship of Magic: Spoiler A monk and a ship fall in love, the monk's father buy him for the ship, so she can be happy and work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taliax Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 Alloy of Law: Spoiler A man kills the woman he loves, then tries to kill an immortal guy to himself feel better. Shadows of Self: Spoiler Turns out the woman he loves is a psychopath and mass murderer, and is also immortal. He kills her again anyway. Haven't finished Bands of Mourning so I can't do that one yet. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draginon Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 Peter and the Starcatchers Spoiler Here's Peter Pan's origin story. Please ignore the origin Barrie wrote. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steeldancer Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 43 minutes ago, Draginon said: Peter and the Starcatchers Hide contents Here's Peter Pan's origin story. Please ignore the origin Barrie wrote. Oh come on that series was really good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draginon Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Flash said: Oh come on that series was really good. I like it as well, it's more a joke how people keep making origin stories to old characters when there already is an origin available. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 (edited) Spoiler Mistborn Fa: Con man convinces orphan girl to pretend to have a family in order to gain people's trust. Mistborn WoA : Said Conman starts Armageddon Edited July 28, 2017 by Nathrangking 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrikerEZ Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 2 minutes ago, Nathrangking said: Spoiler Mistborn Fa: Con man convinces orphan girl to pretend to have a family in order to gain people's trust. Mistborn WoA : Said Conman starts Armageddon Might wanna put that in spoilers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 13 minutes ago, StrikerEZ said: Might wanna put that in spoilers I thank you for your correction. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrikerEZ Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 32 minutes ago, Nathrangking said: I thank you for your correction. They're still showing up as not in spoilers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 Warbreaker Spoiler King sends wrong daughter to tyrant king in an effort to keep the better one for the throne. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erandeni Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 (edited) Warbreaker: Spoiler A god doesn't believe in his own religion and when he finally does, he kills himself. Edited July 30, 2017 by Idealistic grammar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draginon Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 Mistborn 1 (not finished but this funny thought came to mind) Spoiler Brandon Sanderson does his take on Oliver Twist. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exalted Posted July 30, 2017 Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 Another shot at the Potter books: Philosopher's Stone: Spoiler An 11-year-old boy discovers that mortal peril is the only effective way to craft friendships. Chamber of Secrets: Spoiler A sewage-inhabiting snake terrorizes a school while three preteens and a bathroom ghost fight back. Prisoner of Azkaban: Spoiler A magical school plays host to Death incarnate while an escaped prison dog reflects on his life choices. Goblet of Fire: Spoiler A convicted spy rigs a magical tournament so that his boss's mortal nemesis is guaranteed to win. Order of the Phoenix: Spoiler A newly-resurrected villain seeks to ensnare the hero in order to gain access to a poetry archive. Half-Blood Prince: Spoiler A 16-year-old boy spends a year clumsily trying to kill his headmaster, only to have his chemistry teacher do it instead. Deathly Hallows: Spoiler A young wizard unites a trio of magical artifacts to become the Master of Death, and promptly dies. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 Elantris Spoiler Dead man walking marries his widow 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrikerEZ Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 (edited) The Cosmere Spoiler Hey, you remember that random peasant? He actually connects every book! Plus there's 16 guys carrying around dead pieces of a god. Edited August 6, 2017 by StrikerEZ 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 (edited) 22 hours ago, StrikerEZ said: The Cosmere Hide contents Hey, you remember that random peasant? He actually connects every book! Plus there's 16 guys carrying around dead pieces of a god. The Cosmere Alternatively Spoiler Interplanetary thief roams the universe in search of a way to stop a serial killer. Edited August 6, 2017 by Nathrangking 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taliax Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 Bands of Mourning: Spoiler A woman plans for every possible situation, then still gets in over head. And then suddenly ALIENS 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 SoS Spoiler Man discovers that his murdered wife is alive and then she commits suicide. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shqueeves Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 Kung Fu Panda 2 Spoiler A fat ninja-panda is distraught when he finds out a goose isn't his father 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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