Nathrangking Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 RoW Spoiler When alters kill to protect, demi-gods are mad scientists, and scientists make buildings light up. Wednesday Spoiler Perky werewolves, stoner gorgons, spirits, and one gothic psychic oh my. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 Phineas and Ferb: Spoiler Two walking polygons build WMD's and legally ambigious creations while they're local banshee attempts to tattle. Also an egg laying mammal fights a slouching Slavic man. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zurvanight Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 Ys Series Spoiler Red haired guy who just wants to have fun adventures keeps having to slay gods that get in his way. Genshin Impact Spoiler Twin Siblings end up getting separated in another world with unhelpful gods who after solving their various problems tell you, "Sorry your Sibling is in another nation. Probably. Actually I don't know." Honkai Third Impact Spoiler The Universal force of Annihilation possesses girls then makes them destroy continents. Only girls that are attracted to each other armed with giant swords, lasers, and depression can fight them. Also quantum physics and death everywhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 6 hours ago, Ookla the Theoretical said: Oh my gosh these all made me laugh so hard. I'm in math class you can't do this to me!! I love it. Especially the angry gay catholic and the violent power tool bird. Amazing descriptions. You should do dreamer trilogy ones :3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morningtide Posted December 12, 2022 Report Share Posted December 12, 2022 2 hours ago, Ookla the 3 Frogs ina Coat said: You should do dreamer trilogy ones :3 Ok just give me a bit. I'll do it during school tomorrow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 Opal (dreamer trilogy 0.5): Spoiler Opal copes with life as a young half-goat-half-human and discovers what is delicious to chew on (sticks, garbage, birds) and what is yucky to chew on (paternal disapproval and rocks). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morningtide Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 51 minutes ago, Ookla the 3 Frogs ina Coat said: You should do dreamer trilogy ones :3 Done:D Spoilers obv. This might be rough Call Down the Hawk Spoiler Gay catholic boy tries to fix his problem with not-living people. Identical septuplets steal art and one gets death tattoos from lace. A girl with a strange last name meets an angry boy with a strange first name and they try not to burn the world down. Mister Impossible Spoiler Angry catholic farmer and one of the septuplets go on a cross country road trip with a non-living person to blow stuff up. The strange last name girl and her sketchy group of drug control people follow them. Greywaren Spoiler Boy who likes dreaming too much tries very hard to wake up. Angry gay boy's brother is not in fact evil, but awesome, and also likes artists. Strange last name girl and one of the septuplets find out that nobody is alive and alternately try to end the world and save it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 (edited) 7 hours ago, Ookla the Theoretical said: Call Down the Hawk Noice here's my own sillier versions: Call Down The Hawk: Spoiler Angry Catholic trashes his boyfriend's- the bisexual forest witch- Harvard dorm (on accident) and then repeatedly follows the advice of a voice he hears in his dreams. he only finds out everything the voice was saying was correct after he's already done what it says (against the wishes of his older brother and Forest Witch). Nice lady and weird kid try to hunt and kill him. Mister Impossible Spoiler Angry Catholic, the incarnation of the voice in his head, and a slightly deranged artist go on epic east coast road trip, bashing bad guys (and friends of Nice Lady who has replaced Weird Kid with Nice Old Lady) and committing eco-terrorism (which begs the question: who are the real bad guys?). Angry Catholic finds out the incarnation of the voice in his head actually came from his head, falls asleep in shock (actually falls asleep cause Deranged Artist shut off all the magic he was relying on to be awake). Also he hangs up on Forest Witch which is rude AF and Adam did not deserve that. meanwhile his older brother falls in love with Deranged Artist's twin and his younger brother has an identity crisis. Greywaren Spoiler Nice Lady's gf dies. very sad. Nice Lady's brother who she thought was dead and is a deranged murderer and serial killer decides he's gonna murder everyone who can't take stuff out of their dreams, so he kidnaps Forest Witch and also Angry Catholic's older brother's girlfriend (Deranged Artist's twin, remember?) and tries to make a bomb, but he can't since Deranged Artist shut down the magic, so he gets Angry Catholic to wake up and open it and they have an epic dream battle in which Angry Catholic has to choose between his saving his boyfriend and saving the world and he saves the world but becomes even more angry till he wakes up and sees that Deranged Artist saved Forest Witch for him. FOUR YEARS LATER Older Brother and Deranged Lady's Twin have a wedding. Angry Catholic and Forest Witch's old friend Rich Guy shows up and proposes to each of them for the other (classic gansy). Fans are very happy. the end. Edited December 13, 2022 by Ookla the 3 Frogs ina Coat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morningtide Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 1 hour ago, Ookla the 3 Frogs ina Coat said: Noice here's my own sillier versions: Call Down The Hawk: Reveal hidden contents Angry Catholic trashes his boyfriend's- the bisexual forest witch- Harvard dorm (on accident) and then repeatedly follows the advice of a voice he hears in his dreams. he only finds out everything the voice was saying was correct after he's already done what it says (against the wishes of his older brother and Forest Witch). Nice lady and weird kid try to hunt and kill him. Mister Impossible Reveal hidden contents Angry Catholic, the incarnation of the voice in his head, and a slightly deranged artist go on epic east coast road trip, bashing bad guys (and friends of Nice Lady who has replaced Weird Kid with Nice Old Lady) and committing eco-terrorism (which begs the question: who are the real bad guys?). Angry Catholic finds out the incarnation of the voice in his head actually came from his head, falls asleep in shock (actually falls asleep cause Deranged Artist shut off all the magic he was relying on to be awake). Also he hangs up on Forest Witch which is rude AF and Adam did not deserve that. meanwhile his older brother falls in love with Deranged Artist's twin and his younger brother has an identity crisis. Greywaren Reveal hidden contents Nice Lady's gf dies. very sad. Nice Lady's brother who she thought was dead and is a deranged murderer and serial killer decides he's gonna murder everyone who can't take stuff out of their dreams, so he kidnaps Forest Witch and also Angry Catholic's older brother's girlfriend (Deranged Artist's twin, remember?) and tries to make a bomb, but he can't since Deranged Artist shut down the magic, so he gets Angry Catholic to wake up and open it and they have an epic dream battle in which Angry Catholic has to choose between his saving his boyfriend and saving the world and he saves the world but becomes even more angry till he wakes up and sees that Deranged Artist saved Forest Witch for him. FOUR YEARS LATER Older Brother and Deranged Lady's Twin have a wedding. Angry Catholic and Forest Witch's old friend Rich Guy shows up and proposes to each of them for the other (classic gansy). Fans are very happy. the end. I like yours honestly I right remember half of that stuff. Clearly I need a reread. Spoiler Hanging up on forest witch was in fact very rude and almost made me cry because it was a bad life decision 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 The Silmarillion Spoiler The Bible, but for Middle Earth. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 The Silmarillion Spoiler How your family drama can destroy a continent. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla of Colors Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 On 8/15/2021 at 2:49 AM, Spencer Nightshade said: A guy with a knack for building buildings that collapse In his defense, Nathaniel told the foreman that they needed saltwater for the cement or the building wouldn't work. The foreman didn't get saltwater for the cement, and the building didn't work. It's clearly the foreman's fault, not Nathaniel's. Your post is super cool tho. Thank you, it was quite funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 9 hours ago, Ookla the Implosion said: In his defense, Nathaniel told the foreman that they needed saltwater for the cement or the building wouldn't work. The foreman didn't get saltwater for the cement, and the building didn't work. It's clearly the foreman's fault, not Nathaniel's. Your post is super cool tho. Thank you, it was quite funny. Yay! Someone noticed my brother!! Also. I just revived this thread. This makes me happy. Anyone wanna guess my previous post? The one after Elantris? I'd quote it, but that's not working for some reason, so I'll just put it here again: Spoiler Young redheaded girl has childhood trauma, forgets it and goes on a journey of self-discovery, where she falls in love with a handsome, somewhat immature man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 Elantris Spoiler Guy dies, resulting in a new artistic movement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 (edited) This is the plot of The Rithmatist (Sanderson) Hope you enjoy it! Spoiler ADHD muggle is better at magic than all of the mages, defeats evil police officer who wants to turn people into drawings, and stops evil by winning an art contest. Edited December 15, 2022 by Ookla the Nerdy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted January 26, 2023 Report Share Posted January 26, 2023 (edited) michael vey Spoiler electro gets a girlfriend and his best friend ned leeds also does, and they fight an egotistical rodent loving man Edited January 26, 2023 by CalanoCorvus 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Gregorio Posted January 26, 2023 Report Share Posted January 26, 2023 Michael Vey Spoiler Kid's mom is kidnapped and the kid with anxiety problems proceeds to shut down an electric plant to get her back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted January 26, 2023 Report Share Posted January 26, 2023 Michael Vey Spoiler rodents are the new nuclear fission 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted January 26, 2023 Report Share Posted January 26, 2023 32 minutes ago, The Aspiring Archivist said: The plot of The Lost Metal: Hide contents Siblings squabble over the fate of the planet, God can't deal with it. Love it! But you should probably put it into a spoiler forum... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Aspiring Archivist Posted January 26, 2023 Report Share Posted January 26, 2023 1 hour ago, NerdyAarakocra said: Love it! But you should probably put it into a spoiler forum... I think we're mostly past TLM spoilers, and it's in a spoiler box. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Gregorio Posted January 26, 2023 Report Share Posted January 26, 2023 2 hours ago, CalanoCorvus said: Michael Vey Reveal hidden contents rodents are the new nuclear fission I like this one. Very short and to the point. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist Posted January 26, 2023 Report Share Posted January 26, 2023 The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. Spoiler A 100+ year old man fights an amorphous purple pig cloud over a magic girl. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted January 26, 2023 Report Share Posted January 26, 2023 2 hours ago, The Aspiring Archivist said: I think we're mostly past TLM spoilers, and it's in a spoiler box. There's a 9-month spoiler period in which everything related to new releases must be put in the spoiler zone. Spoiler boxes don't cut it \_(o_o)_/. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Aspiring Archivist Posted January 26, 2023 Report Share Posted January 26, 2023 42 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said: There's a 9-month spoiler period in which everything related to new releases must be put in the spoiler zone. Spoiler boxes don't cut it \_(o_o)_/. Oh, I was not aware of that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles Posted January 27, 2023 Report Share Posted January 27, 2023 (edited) The Dark Knight Spoiler A goth guy with ninja skills fights a mentally unstable clown Edited January 27, 2023 by Witless of Shinovar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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