Enter a username Posted November 5, 2020 Report Share Posted November 5, 2020 (edited) Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Spoiler Young boy's professor works for the back of his own head. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Spoiler Slightly less young boy talks to a spider, stabs a snake, and gets cried on by a bird. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Spoiler Not-so-young boy's godfather isn't a murderer. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Spoiler Boy accidentally enters a magical tournament Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Spoiler Very not-young old boy teaches everyone because their professor won't Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Spoiler Slightly old boy watches his headmaster drink something Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Spoiler Now a legal adult quits school Harry Potter and the Cursed Child Spoiler New young boy argues with his dad Edited November 5, 2020 by Enter a username 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 Enter... just one thing to say: *applause* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 I love those, More Cynical Funny than Funny Cynical! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Somebody from Scadrial Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 The Three Amigos Spoiler Some girl and some actors get conned by a telegrapher, pew pew. The End 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted November 13, 2020 Report Share Posted November 13, 2020 Spoiler 22 minutes ago, More Cynical Than Funny said: Thanks! @Condensation Have some more Doctor Who Reveal hidden contents Magic man kidnaps dozens of people, traps them inside of a blue box and goes on adventures. Calamity: Reveal hidden contents Leader of an assassin guild goes insane and starts killing people Lord of The Rings Reveal hidden contents Homeless guy goes on a quest to throw away some stolen jewelry Again, these made me laugh so hard. I've got one! My Life Right Now: Spoiler Teenage girl tries to resist temptation to read the preview chapters while spending way too much time accruing imaginary internet points she calls 'reputation'. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gak Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 renegades Spoiler i villain pretends to be a hero, in order to steal a hat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enter a username Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 Everything humanity knows about space Spoiler The yellow one is the sun! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorben Posted November 24, 2020 Report Share Posted November 24, 2020 Stormlight Archive: Spoiler Ten 500 page novels based off that one scene in the Dark Tower where Roland fights the lobstrosities 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Personification Posted November 24, 2020 Report Share Posted November 24, 2020 3 hours ago, Zorben said: Stormlight Archive: Hide contents Ten 500 page novels based off that one scene in the Dark Tower where Roland fights the lobstrosities You and I have a very different definition of 500. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 Twilight: Spoiler Girl falls in love with a... wait, I don't think I could summarize Twilight. Go read it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ward's Guard Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 Halo CE Spoiler Man lands on a Donut in space and witnesses the accidental release of Space Popcorn Zombies before blowing the Donut up. Halo 2 Spoiler Man finds the Space Donut's brother, refrains from blowing that one up, barely. Alien has feelings and is a failure. A Space Popcorn Zombie Plant Monster makes the man and the Alien work together to disprove a religion that's more than 2000 years old. Halo 3 Spoiler Everyone gets together and blows up an unfinished Donut, which then kills a religious leader and the Space Popcorn Zombie Plant Monster, as well as all of the rest of the Space popcorn Zombies. Quote First time trying to poorly explain a plot, so you're welcome. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezeCauthon Posted November 29, 2020 Report Share Posted November 29, 2020 The Hercule Poirot books I've read so far (be warned, there are obviously spoilers): (Also for those who were wondering I've been on vacation and so haven't been posting) The Mysterious Affair at Styles Spoiler Everybody suspects gold digger husband of murdering wife, turns out to be right The Murder on the Links Spoiler Poirot solves a case, but we're mostly here for Hasting's romance The Murder of Roger Ackroyd Spoiler Man kills another man, manages to write a whole book about it without revealing the fact The Big Four Spoiler Poirot is secretly James Bond's nice Belgian uncle The Mystery of the Blue Train Spoiler In which Agatha Christie begins her pattern of ruining perfectly nice couples by having one of them turn out to be the murderer Peril at End House Spoiler Woman, clearly drawing inspiration from The Murder of Roger Ackroyd, fakes assassination attempts on herself and has Poirot investigate it Lord Edgware Dies Spoiler Actress hires woman to go to a party on her behalf so she can bump off her husband Murder on the Orient Express Spoiler Poirot gets lied to by literally every single witness, still manages to solve case Three Act Tragedy Spoiler Some other guy, with the help of the criminal (who probably read The Murder of Roger Ackroyd), does nearly all the work for Poirot, who then gets nearly all the credit Death in the Clouds Spoiler Dentist frames a blowgun-toting Poirot for his crime 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 On 11/27/2020 at 8:27 AM, More Cynical Than Funny said: How about this? Twilight Saga Hide contents Small child falls in love with immortals guy. He forces her to marry him. Girl falls in love with anather guy. first guy becomes overprotective. She marries the first guy. I...would not say that is accurate, no the last two sentences are the only ones with truth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 2 hours ago, More Cynical Than Funny said: Okay small teenager. But the comparison. Edward is what? 103 or so and Bella is 18 in the last book so he is 5.72 times her age. Yeah, by age comparison it's accurate. Spoiler Also, he did force her to marry him, didn't he? Of course, that was more on Bella since that came from her insistence but shhh, being vague is the fun of this thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 Spoiler He does not. She wants to have sex with him. He's not willing to do that until they're married. That is not extortion. (I'll go into this more in an essay I'm working on, but this is what that part boils down to.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystic Syn Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 Jedi: Fallen Order Spoiler Religious, indoctrinated red-head orphan finds little robot and goes on a space time adventure fun time, then gets beat up by a disabled war veteran. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Personification Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 41 minutes ago, Mystic Syn said: Jedi: Fallen Order Hide contents Religious, indoctrinated red-head orphan finds little robot and goes on a space time adventure fun time, then gets beat up by a disabled war veteran. Isn't this also the combined plots of A New Hope and Empire (if you replaced redhead with blond)? Both Yoda and Vader could be described as disabled vets who beat up Luke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystic Syn Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 7 minutes ago, Ookla Personified said: Isn't this also the combined plots of A New Hope and Empire (if you replaced redhead with blond)? Both Yoda and Vader could be described as disabled vets who beat up Luke. It said to explain plot poorly, and apparently my job too well on dumbing it down too much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Personification Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 4 minutes ago, Mystic Syn said: It said to explain plot poorly, and apparently my job too well on dumbing it down too much. No, I think you did it perfectly. Part of the bit is that they lead to funny connections between works. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightness Warrior Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 I recently became a weeb (or something?? If you understand the lingo please enlighten me), so, uh, here's a thing. Fate/Stay Night: Spoiler A young man with magic powers gets his friends involved in a death battle-turned-romcom and falls in love with a woman who's literally centuries old. Or even more simply, Spoiler More teenagers getting involved with things they shouldn't be entrusted with. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 2 hours ago, Brightness Warrior said: I recently became a weeb (or something?? If you understand the lingo please enlighten me), so, uh, here's a thing. Fate/Stay Night: Hide contents A young man with magic powers gets his friends involved in a death battle-turned-romcom and falls in love with a woman who's literally centuries old. Or even more simply, Hide contents More teenagers getting involved with things they shouldn't be entrusted with. The second one describes every shonen, really. And don't worry about the words too much, as it stands weeb is used for anything from "Healthily enjoys one or two shows" to "Manga/anime is their entire life and thinks Japan is the only place worth living in on Earth, while mistakingly believing their life will turn into a slice-of-life if they move there" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 On 11/13/2020 at 8:43 AM, More Cynical Than Funny said: Lord of The Rings Hide contents Homeless guy goes on a quest to throw away some stolen jewelry *Sigh* I try not to discourage the Study of the Author who currently stands as the pinnacle of Fantasy, but please have your facts straight Frodo is not Homeless. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 2020 Spoiler Crazy disease that actually started in 2019 causes everyone to hide in their house and wear fabric over their faces. Of course, that's after the giant shortages on rolled paper and clear cut-finding goop. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spren of Kindness Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 4 minutes ago, Ookla the Grammatical said: 2020 Hide contents Crazy disease that actually started in 2019 causes everyone to hide in their house and wear fabric over their faces. Of course, that's after the giant shortages on rolled paper and clear cut-finding goop. That's the first four months. 2020: part two Spoiler Near-spontaneous combustion, on many levels. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 1 minute ago, Spren of Kindness said: That's the first four months. 2020: part two Reveal hidden contents Near-spontaneous combustion, on many levels. Ah yes, you have to love the spontaneous combustion. 2021 Spoiler We can't go any farther down, we've already hit rock bottom... right? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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