Spren of Kindness Posted July 16, 2020 Report Share Posted July 16, 2020 Foundation Spoiler One old man predicts the future and builds a religion around himself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushu42 Posted July 16, 2020 Report Share Posted July 16, 2020 Mistborn Secret History Spoiler A man becomes a ghost just to spite God 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spren of Kindness Posted July 16, 2020 Report Share Posted July 16, 2020 Szeth's WOR plotline Spoiler Man has a mid-life crisis, decides that denial and murder will help, before having a mental breakdown in the worst thunderstorm in remembered history. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faceless Mist-Wraith Posted July 16, 2020 Report Share Posted July 16, 2020 Oathbringer Spoiler An old general saves the day by refusing to share his feelings and clapping his hands. A soldier continues to be sad while his imaginary friend tells him to get a girlfriend. A crazy girl manages to create a love pentagon using her other 2 personalities, before telling them to shut up so she can get married. A bald guy decides to switch sides during a war, and everyone is apparently okay with it. The lady who helped start this whole apocalypse party has second thoughts, so her good imaginary friend helps keep her bad imaginary friend locked away in her heart. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted July 17, 2020 Report Share Posted July 17, 2020 White Sands Spoiler A boy has trouble moving sand, but his dad is in charge so . . . oh wait . . . nvm. He tries to succeed and over succeeds, his dad is mad. But you can have this other guy's sash! And then everyone gets dehydrated, but he's alive, so he meets these people who 'look different' *gasp*. He doesn't tell them that he should be in charge of the magic sand people. Then he has to decide whether or not to blackmail a bunch of other people who are in charge so he can actually be in charge. The people who 'look different' find out that he's supposed to be in charge and get mad at him. He decides not to blackmail them, but a guy who's always drunk blackmails one instead. In the end, the person who hates the boy(who is now a man) is the person who decides if he has something to be in charge of, and she surprises everyone by saying yes. Oh, and somewhere in there there's a bunch of parts where the boy is *almost* dehydrated and then gets better at moving sand. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted July 17, 2020 Report Share Posted July 17, 2020 22 hours ago, Faceless Mist-Wraith said: Oathbringer Hide contents An old general saves the day by refusing to share his feelings and clapping his hands. A soldier continues to be sad while his imaginary friend tells him to get a girlfriend. A crazy girl manages to create a love pentagon using her other 2 personalities, before telling them to shut up so she can get married. A bald guy decides to switch sides during a war, and everyone is apparently okay with it. The lady who helped start this whole apocalypse party has second thoughts, so her good imaginary friend helps keep her bad imaginary friend locked away in her heart. *claps* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted July 18, 2020 Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 Shadows for Silence Spoiler A lady isn't supposed to kill people but she does so she can pay her taxes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elegy Posted July 18, 2020 Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 Stephen Sondheim musicals: Sweeney Todd: A barber combines job and hobby in an inventive way. Sunday in the Park with George: First act - someone paints a painting. Second act - people talk about the painting. Into the Woods: First act - A fairytale. Second act - Not a fairytale. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crucible of Shards Posted August 17, 2020 Report Share Posted August 17, 2020 White Sand: Spoiler A man finds out that self-destructive tendencies make certain people better at surviving. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Personification Posted August 17, 2020 Report Share Posted August 17, 2020 33 minutes ago, Crucible of Shards said: White Sand: Hide contents A man finds out that self-destructive tendencies make certain people better at surviving. Arguably also applies to Secret History. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enter a username Posted August 18, 2020 Report Share Posted August 18, 2020 (edited) 2020: Spoiler Stick becomes fire Edited August 18, 2020 by Enter a username 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spren of Kindness Posted August 18, 2020 Report Share Posted August 18, 2020 2020 Spoiler When they couldn't decide on one apocalypse, a foolish world brought on seven. If anyone watches the Honest Christmas videos on Youtube by Malinda Reese, who else is waiting to see how the 2020 one goes? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted August 18, 2020 Report Share Posted August 18, 2020 First day of school lecture: Spoiler Here's the disclosure document, you need to follow these rules, don't forget to wear your masks, I'm immunocompromised, so be a good person. *bell rings* Bye, see you in two days!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted August 18, 2020 Report Share Posted August 18, 2020 Spoiler A young boy saved from death by the power of love must destroy a noseless, stick-wielding overlord. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted August 18, 2020 Report Share Posted August 18, 2020 39 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said: Hide contents A young boy saved from death by the power of love must destroy a noseless, stick-wielding overlord. Is that a Riddle? If so the answer is Tom. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spren of Kindness Posted August 18, 2020 Report Share Posted August 18, 2020 Szeth WOK Spoiler The king is killed, and it goes downhill from there. Shallan WOK Spoiler A traumatized art student makes plan to steal from her mentor, gets poisoned, and jumps into a ball pit. Kaladin WOK Spoiler A enslaved former soldier with clinical depression builds a family through the power of stew, singing, and medicine, with help from his invisible friend. Dalinar WOK Spoiler A former tyrant begins to question life and religion while having seizures during rainstorms. His son thinks he's going crazy. After many questionable decisions, they determine this to be false. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enter a username Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 Stormlight Archive prologue Spoiler A bunch of people kill some guy because he wanted to bring back their gods 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 On 8/19/2020 at 0:09 AM, Enter a username said: Stormlight Archive prologue Hide contents A bunch of people kill some guy because he wanted to bring back their gods Alternatively: Spoiler “Can we see the replay of that?” 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Personification Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 26 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: Alternatively: Hide contents “Can we see the replay of that?” In like 3 decades (yes, I know that that is an optimistic figure), when the SA TV series is finished, I can't wait for the "Every Prologue Scene Supercut" videos. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spren of Kindness Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 46 minutes ago, Personification said: In like 3 decades (yes, I know that that is an optimistic figure), when the SA TV series is finished, I can't wait for the "Every Prologue Scene Supercut" videos. And the 'Every time a Radiant swears an ideal' or 'Every awesome Kaladin moment'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 (edited) I can't wait to see repeats of discussions from the Shard by people who only watch the show too. "Can spren turn into bows?" Edited August 21, 2020 by Eluvianii 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spren of Kindness Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 "Guys, I think this Wit person knows more then he's letting on..." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theTruthshaper Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Spren of Kindness said: 'Every awesome Kaladin moment'. Won't this be like half of his screentime? Also, which bad character do you think will get an ardent following? Edited August 21, 2020 by The_Truthwatcher 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spren of Kindness Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 1 minute ago, The_Truthwatcher said: Won't this be like half of his screentime? Which bad character do you think will get an ardent following? That's true. Kaladin has a lot of awesome moments. So there will be comments saying, 'you cut out xyz, why? That was the best part!' Well, depends what you mean by bad... Probably Taravangian. Or Mraize. Depending on where he goes, maybe Vyre/Moash. No wait. Kabsal. And Nan Balat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theTruthshaper Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 Just now, Spren of Kindness said: That's true. Kaladin has a lot of awesome moments. So there will be comments saying, 'you cut out xyz, why? That was the best part!' Well, depends what you mean by bad... Probably Taravangian. Or Mraize. Depending on where he goes, maybe Vyre/Moash. No wait. Kabsal. And Nan Balat. I was going for someone like Kylo Ren(warning: I have only seen A New Jedi), someone who makes bad choices an stuff... It will probably be Moash. Wait.. what did Balat do? Is this 'cause of the torturing of animals? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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