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Attack on Titan:

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Big people eat little people in the hopes that the little people in are actually big people in little people bodies. Sometimes big people eat big people, and if a big person eats the right big person, they turn into a small person. And if a small person consumes some big people juice, they turn into a big person too. 

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Titans eat humans in the hope that one of the humans they eat is a Titan-shifter. Sometimes, Titans will eat other Titans if the other Titan is a Titan-shifter, and eating a Titan-shifter in Titan form turns the Consuming Titan into a Titan Shifter in human form. And when a human consumes the spinal fluid of a Titan, they become Titans too.

 

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On 6/14/2020 at 10:15 AM, Eluvianii said:

Weathering with You:

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A 16-year old criminal, an 18-year-15-year old girl, and a womanizer grade-schooler make a profit out of forces of nature before triggering a massive-scale catastrophe for the sake of teenage love.

 

Ikr

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those guys are criminals. Destroying half of Tokyo for love . Geez I mean I would have done the same thing :ph34r: but geez 

 

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On 5/16/2017 at 1:31 PM, Nashan’Elin said:

 

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Kaladin: A depressed man with an imaginary friend teaches a group of slaves to fight, and then has them commit treason.

 

How about this for Kaladin: 

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A depressed man with an imaginary friend teaches his co-workers to fight, and then has them commit treason.

Makes it sound a little more weird, I think.

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2 hours ago, Spencer Nightshade said:

How about this for Kaladin: 

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A depressed man with an imaginary friend teaches his co-workers to fight, and then has them commit treason.

Makes it sound a little more weird, I think.

Okay, I really like that one.

Rangers Apprentice

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Teenage boy inducted into secret society, adopted, kills werewolf bears.

 

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On 7/6/2020 at 3:21 PM, Spren of Kindness said:

Rangers Apprentice

I USED TO LOVE THIS SERIES!!!!!

Burning bridge

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Said boy and lady's maid princess burn down a bridge to save the world from hairy orcs

Icebound land

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Boy and princess get enslaved by vikings, boy becomes a junkie and gets saved by nice viking and hot princess

Battle for skandia

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Boy saves world with vikings and his mentor by teaching slaves to shoot things.

More of these to come. I am technically in a zoom call and need to get back to it.

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I'll do the next two:

The Sorcerer of the North

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Now grown-up boy goes north with female diplomat, romantic tension.  Magic is science.

The Siege of Macindaw

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Grown-up boy's buff warrior friend comes, besieges the castle with barbarians.  Magic is still science - but hypnosis and magic rocks too.

 

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Erak's ranson

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Time jump! Boy, now a kid again, goes to save the viking president with princess and buff warrior friend

The kings of clommel

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Buff warrior poses a mythological person to fight cult

Halt's peril

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Boy's mentor almost dies and medic helps squish the cult under lots of rock

The emperor of nihojan

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All your favorite characters in one place plus an awesome fight.

 

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Emperor's Soul:

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A thief reads the emperor's diary, then carves a rock to save the kingdom and nearly dies from it.

Edgedancer:

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An awesome girl teaches a crazy murderer that he's crazy while searching for food.

 

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Kaladin's plotline in Stormlight Archives:

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A suicidal man's highly trusted imaginary friend successfully talks him out of jumping off a cliff, then goes right ahead to give him the ability to fall down even faster.

This is very confusing to me too.:P

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7 hours ago, Frustration said:

How about this

2020

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Stupidity is off the charts, over 20,000. Even Jar Jar doesn't have a stupidity level that high.

 

2020

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Ever wanted to live your favorite apocalypse story?  How about your favorite dystopian prologue?  Here's your chance!  2020 has it all, from natural disasters to plagues, riots, and extraterrestrial objects!

5 hours ago, Zennix said:

Kaladin's plotline in Stormlight Archives:

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A suicidal man's highly trusted imaginary friend successfully talks him out of jumping off a cliff, then goes right ahead to give him the ability to fall down even faster.

This is very confusing to me too.:P

Oh man.  I never realized that.

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