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11 hours ago, Jude said:

 

Way of Kings

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- slave, brother of the dead king, and crazy redhead meet in a war camp fighting crab men. 

 

 

 

Words of Radiants

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- humans fighting rock head dudes on stormy land, try to get to crab head capital they end up in a tower. 

Oathbringer

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- the main protagonists bring back the nazis Radiants to save Roshar from evil kinda not evil red-eyed flying crabs. 

 

 

 

 

Mind if I roast this if so:

previous post:

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A failed attempt to spell radiance.

If not, ignore the above spoiler

 

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8 hours ago, AonDii said:

Mind if I roast this if so:

previous post:

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A failed attempt to spell radiance.

If not, ignore the above spoiler

 

Not a failed attempt an auto correct which my sleepy head didn't notice.

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10 hours ago, Jude said:

Not a failed attempt an auto correct which my sleepy head didn't notice.

Totally 

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On 8/21/2017 at 5:07 AM, Andy92 said:

The Way of Kings

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An atheist studies religion in an attempt to save the world from its gods.

 

alternatively HoA

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Posted (edited)

The thread Queen of Shadows (because I thought of it randomly)

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Unknown creature kills Narrators one by one. 

@xinoehp512

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Posted (edited)

TLT:

Who knows.

Edgedancer: Awesomeness 

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Posted (edited)

Jojo's Bizzare Adventure

Part 2: 

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British New Yorker and his Italian friend fight some old men. 

Part 3:

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World's angriest teenager and his grandpa go to Eygpt to beat up an old man. 

Part 4:

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Sort of nerd and his sort of evil friend befriend everyone in town. 

Part 5: 

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A bunch of guys decide to cut up their clothes and join the mafia. 

 

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The Umbrella Academy

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Turns out, superheroes are really bad at the grieving process.

 

Mistborn The Final Empire:

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A guy who's claim to fame is his survival dies, forms religion based on himself for lols

Mistborn Well of Ascension:

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A girl fights guys with swords with dust, causes the apocalypse by taking a bath

Mistborn Hero of Ages:

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The chill guy in the background of everything gets a god complex

Big Hero 6:

At the suggestion of his brother, a kid goes from fighting with little robots to fighting with big robots.

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Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone:

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A one year old kid kills the most powerful being in the planet and gets a scholarship in return.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets:

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A certain school is in the verge of closing because of a plumbery problem that lets snakes in.

 

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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire:

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A bunch of kids are forced to fight random monsters and almost/actually die because some goblet that was on fire spit their names out. They had such a dangerous competition cause school spirit (and reasons).

I actually love Harry Potter, sorry if this is super harsh!

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AoL:

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Police officer turns bad and is eventually killed by other police officer

WoK:

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Depressed man saves slaves with magic

WoR:

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People try to stop the Voidbringers, who are mindless servants

OB:

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Mindless servants stop being mindless and wage war on humans, who are the actual bad guys 

Well I tried we’ll see how this goes...

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On 3/29/2019 at 6:10 PM, AonDii said:

Totally 

Are you doubting me? Do you know how many times I've read that book???

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10 hours ago, Jude said:

Are you doubting me? Do you know how many times I've read that book???

I don't know how many times you've read the title

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13 hours ago, AonDii said:

I don't know how many times you've read the title

Well you see if I know the plot of the book I most likely would have read it so you can deduct that I have read it at least once, I am a complete geek so now you can conclude that I have read it twice, and I'm getting pissed at you for no reason:lol: so now you should have concluded that I have read it 3 times.

SOOOOOOO you can deduct from all this that this conversation is a waste of time;)

Have a lovely day!

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9 hours ago, Jude said:

Have a lovely day!

Tanks!

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Way of Kings

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A depressed slave convinces a bunch of other suicidal slaves to go save one army that is killing another army.  Meanwhile an absolutely crazy young woman convinces an absolutely sane older woman to take her as an apprentice. 

Words of Radiance

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The depressed freed slave debates between killing an annoying paranoid for the good of the kingdom at the urging of his best friend and trusting the people who are actually trying to help him while the insane woman manages to convince an army to follow her into the middle of nowhere because monsters are coming.

Edgedancer

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A girl tries to eat 10 pancakes but their are only 9.

Oathbringer

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A warlord is the best person to put in charge of saving the world right?

 

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Is there a book recommendation list for Sanderfans anywhere?

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Elantris:

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optimist zombie saves city with drawing, priest goes conversion sicko mode, girl teaches girls how to sword

 

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Elantris:

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Oh no it’s a zombie apocalypse!!! Everybody freak out- oh, wait, nevermind, we’re all good.

 

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Alcatraz and the Evil Librarians:

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Liar tries to persuade you that your life is a lie.

 

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Fallout 4:

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A distressed parent traverses the unfamiliar wasteland in search of a 260-year-old toddler and ends up solving everyone else's problems.

Sorry.

Really. 

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Avengers: Infinity War

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Lots of people gang up to try and pull a man's glove off. 

Avengers: Endgame

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Lots of people gang up to try and pull a man's glove off. 

 

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Posted (edited)

nice

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Posted (edited)

49 minutes ago, Jude said:

Avengers: Endgame: (REAL SPOILERS TO ENDGAME) (WARNING)

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Alot of people gang up to steal a mans glove before he can get the glove to create people out of dust.

 

Edit: Cancel that, I read it wrong.

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