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Oathbringer:

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A father gets angry at his son for saving people, a girl that's actually three girls learns to drink, a guy cheats his girlfriend with a sword, an undepressed guy gets depressed again, people finds that women can actually do the same things as men and vice versa and an army that slaughtered a city is forgiven because they didn't mean it.

Meanwhile a king and a god sort out their problems togheter.

 

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Warhammer 40k

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the Emporium of Mankind is spread all over the galaxy with these super mutant soldiers called Space Marines. But things kind of suck because they forgot like, to back up their files on how to make stuff. So while the higher ups can only shake their head and say things like “My bad dawg” the rest of the people have to look for old technology to use. They really should have had some sort of cloud service. Anyway, the leader is actually kind of dead. His name is “The Emperor” and he just sits on this chair while people take care of him. Then they discover aliens and everything hits the fan

This is so oversimplified it kind of hurts....

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Treasure Planet:

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In a Roshar of the distant future, Navani's creations enables Kelsier to finally unlock the secret location of Yolen and its priceless hoard of Dragonsteel. What he doesn't know is that the galley cook (who can't bring himself to harm the lad) is actually Hoid in disguise come to claim the loot of a thousand worlds.

 

Edited by Crucible of Shards
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The Legend of Heroes Trails of Cold Steel:

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Class of pseudo-German school kids and god-tier drunk teacher, led by edgy katana wielding teen with magical hair color changing powers that activate by being MAD fight against masked man and his gimp patrol with war mechs and the power of teamwork

Final Fantasy XIV:

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Unassuming local hero becomes god slayer and fights against forces of darkness by spamming dancing emotes in the middle of town

When the Seagulls Cry (Umineko):

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Japanese family with ridiculous Western names fight over dead man's inheritance and die over and over again due to magical hijinks that main character refuses to believe is real 

Otherland:

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Egomaniacal Billionaire builds super realistic virtual reality where he plans to become a god, accidentally creates an operating system that kills children and gets infilitrated by a group of heroes that include a South African woman, a dude in a monkey body, a robot, a fake british vampire, a blind woman, an angry german doctor, a basically dead kid, and his gender swapped sorta girlfriend

 

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Xenoblade Chronicles:

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A teenage boy gets a magic sword and sets out to get revenge for his girlfriend’s death, joining with: his buff best friend, a woman with a gun and skimpy clothes, the crippled yet surprisingly buff brother of his girlfriend, a princess with wings on her head, and a talking potato, to fight a robot, another robot, a robot army, a big robot, a reanimated corpse robot, and some more robots. Oh, and there’s a dragon too.

Or

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A teenage boy sees the future and gets real good at screaming.

 

Edited by Jaywalk
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The Way of Kings

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A MD finally gets his field experience he always wanted, a biologist learns the wonders of the indoors, and Roshar's top VR player shows off the wonders of long-term investiture investing. 

Meanwhile, our VR player had some fun with a crab, MD also started lifting, and our Biologist had a nice time with bread and jam on break.

Words of Radiance

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MD goes corporate and becomes part of VR player's retinue because of a hostile takeover (see investiture investments), VR Player investment's returns have now equaled the principal, Crab people also have fun with the weather.

Oathbringer

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MD tries to help the people, getting involved with multiple groups to try to improve his resume, the Biologist experiments with the effects of sugars with attached oxide groups, and VR player becomes a dev, also Top VR player's investment's returns really start to come in at fantastic rates (>5*Principal)

 

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RWBY - Forever Fall (the song)

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True love, but more crying.

RWBY - Cold (the song)

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Lots more crying.

RWBY - Boop (the song)

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True love, and only a little crying!

Meh, these are bad, but whatever.

Edited by AonEne
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Way of Kings

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- slave, brother of the dead king, and crazy redhead meet in a war camp fighting crab men. 

 

 

 

Words of Radiance

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- humans fighting rock head dudes on stormy land, try to get to crab head capital they end up in a tower. 

Oathbringer

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- the main protagonists bring back the nazis Radiants to save Roshar from evil kinda not evil red-eyed flying crabs. 

 

 

 

 

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