Eluvianii Posted November 29, 2018 Report Share Posted November 29, 2018 Oathbringer: Spoiler A father gets angry at his son for saving people, a girl that's actually three girls learns to drink, a guy cheats his girlfriend with a sword, an undepressed guy gets depressed again, people finds that women can actually do the same things as men and vice versa and an army that slaughtered a city is forgiven because they didn't mean it. Meanwhile a king and a god sort out their problems togheter. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndlerunner Posted December 3, 2018 Report Share Posted December 3, 2018 Fahrenheit 451 A career arsonist decides that arson is wrong so he commits arson against a bunch of other career arsonists, and sends in his two- weeks notice via flamethrower 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Blessing Posted December 5, 2018 Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 Warhammer 40k Spoiler the Emporium of Mankind is spread all over the galaxy with these super mutant soldiers called Space Marines. But things kind of suck because they forgot like, to back up their files on how to make stuff. So while the higher ups can only shake their head and say things like “My bad dawg” the rest of the people have to look for old technology to use. They really should have had some sort of cloud service. Anyway, the leader is actually kind of dead. His name is “The Emperor” and he just sits on this chair while people take care of him. Then they discover aliens and everything hits the fan This is so oversimplified it kind of hurts.... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Croaker's Apprentice Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 Now that we are in the run-up to the 'Holiday Season' how about this - Miracle on 34th Street (1994) - Spoiler A lawyer gives money to a Judge to change his verdict; then Santa Claus makes his wife pregnant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crucible of Shards Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 Just finished Ender's Game today: Spoiler The moral of this fable teaches children how a failure to communicate can lead to near extinction. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagliacci Posted December 11, 2018 Report Share Posted December 11, 2018 (edited) Shadows of Self Spoiler The Dark Knight but the Joker is secretly Martha Edited December 11, 2018 by Pagliacci 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crucible of Shards Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 Magic School Bus: Spoiler An erratic elementary school teacher "forgets" to get signed parental consent forms for dangerous field trips. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagliacci Posted December 28, 2018 Report Share Posted December 28, 2018 Westworld (the show) Spoiler Christof doesn't know he's in the Truman Show. Alternate summary Spoiler The Man in Black ran across the desert and the hosts followed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goody153 Posted December 28, 2018 Report Share Posted December 28, 2018 Roadside Picnic by by Arkady and Boris Strugatsky Spoiler People go insane over junk left by aliens 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crucible of Shards Posted December 28, 2018 Report Share Posted December 28, 2018 (edited) Treasure Planet: Spoiler In a Roshar of the distant future, Navani's creations enables Kelsier to finally unlock the secret location of Yolen and its priceless hoard of Dragonsteel. What he doesn't know is that the galley cook (who can't bring himself to harm the lad) is actually Hoid in disguise come to claim the loot of a thousand worlds. Edited December 28, 2018 by Crucible of Shards Forgot to add spoiler 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faceless Mist-Wraith Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 The Falling Kingdoms Series Spoiler Everyone is in love with everybody, even when it doesn't make sense. Meanwhile, the world is falling apart because someone lost the magic Avatar rocks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 Mistborn(Final Empire): Spoiler A teenage girl with a dysfunctional family is taught how to fly by her self-employed father figure. Or Spoiler Female Superman who gets powers by eating the Kryptonite. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goody153 Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep Spoiler A bounty hunter kills a bunch of people who just wanted to live in order to buy an authentic animal and please his wife. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Embrisk Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 Skyward: Spoiler Star Wars for girls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zurvanight Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 (edited) The Legend of Heroes Trails of Cold Steel: Spoiler Class of pseudo-German school kids and god-tier drunk teacher, led by edgy katana wielding teen with magical hair color changing powers that activate by being MAD fight against masked man and his gimp patrol with war mechs and the power of teamwork Final Fantasy XIV: Spoiler Unassuming local hero becomes god slayer and fights against forces of darkness by spamming dancing emotes in the middle of town When the Seagulls Cry (Umineko): Spoiler Japanese family with ridiculous Western names fight over dead man's inheritance and die over and over again due to magical hijinks that main character refuses to believe is real Otherland: Spoiler Egomaniacal Billionaire builds super realistic virtual reality where he plans to become a god, accidentally creates an operating system that kills children and gets infilitrated by a group of heroes that include a South African woman, a dude in a monkey body, a robot, a fake british vampire, a blind woman, an angry german doctor, a basically dead kid, and his gender swapped sorta girlfriend Edited January 22, 2019 by Zurvanite Forgot spoiler tags 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crucible of Shards Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 Mystery Science Theater: Spoiler A group of friends inject rational perspective into unreality, proving how bizarre the real world actually is. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 (edited) Xenoblade Chronicles: Spoiler A teenage boy gets a magic sword and sets out to get revenge for his girlfriend’s death, joining with: his buff best friend, a woman with a gun and skimpy clothes, the crippled yet surprisingly buff brother of his girlfriend, a princess with wings on her head, and a talking potato, to fight a robot, another robot, a robot army, a big robot, a reanimated corpse robot, and some more robots. Oh, and there’s a dragon too. Or Spoiler A teenage boy sees the future and gets real good at screaming. Edited January 23, 2019 by Jaywalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Secret Corner Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 The Way of Kings Spoiler A MD finally gets his field experience he always wanted, a biologist learns the wonders of the indoors, and Roshar's top VR player shows off the wonders of long-term investiture investing. Meanwhile, our VR player had some fun with a crab, MD also started lifting, and our Biologist had a nice time with bread and jam on break. Words of Radiance Spoiler MD goes corporate and becomes part of VR player's retinue because of a hostile takeover (see investiture investments), VR Player investment's returns have now equaled the principal, Crab people also have fun with the weather. Oathbringer Spoiler MD tries to help the people, getting involved with multiple groups to try to improve his resume, the Biologist experiments with the effects of sugars with attached oxide groups, and VR player becomes a dev, also Top VR player's investment's returns really start to come in at fantastic rates (>5*Principal) 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Croaker's Apprentice Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 Dragonsbane, by Barbara Hambly - Spoiler Morkeleb & Mindy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reckless Reader Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 Assassination Classroom (an anime that I have seen 1.5 episodes of) Spoiler An octopus blows up half the moon and then teaches middle school kids how to kill him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crucible of Shards Posted March 26, 2019 Report Share Posted March 26, 2019 Revenge of the Sith: Spoiler Self fulfilling prophesy is a self fulfilling prophesy. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted March 26, 2019 Report Share Posted March 26, 2019 No idea how good I'll be at this, but here we go! Mystery Science Theater 3000 (Original): Spoiler This one guy, or sometimes this other guy, make imaginary friends and watch great movies together. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bookish Ocelot Posted March 26, 2019 Report Share Posted March 26, 2019 Illuminae Spoiler A boy and a girl fall in love while 600 km apart and have raunchy conversations but really one of them is a mentally unstable AI 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted March 26, 2019 Report Share Posted March 26, 2019 (edited) RWBY - Forever Fall (the song) Spoiler True love, but more crying. RWBY - Cold (the song) Spoiler Lots more crying. RWBY - Boop (the song) Spoiler True love, and only a little crying! Meh, these are bad, but whatever. Edited March 29, 2019 by AonEne Why the storms did I actually get upvotes for these? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jude Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 (edited) Way of Kings Spoiler - slave, brother of the dead king, and crazy redhead meet in a war camp fighting crab men. Words of Radiance Spoiler - humans fighting rock head dudes on stormy land, try to get to crab head capital they end up in a tower. Oathbringer Spoiler - the main protagonists bring back the nazis Radiants to save Roshar from evil kinda not evil red-eyed flying crabs. Edited March 29, 2019 by Jude 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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