Nathrangking Posted November 12, 2018 Report Share Posted November 12, 2018 Oathbringer Spoiler When murder is ok because it's for the good of the kingdom, but taking back your home is a no no! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aluminum Misting Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 Skyward: Spoiler Aggressive teen girl finds out she's actually a hyperdrive. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showman Posted November 15, 2018 Report Share Posted November 15, 2018 The Cat in the Hat Knows a Lot About That! Two kids can't afford a magic school bus, so they have to settle for a thingamajigger. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crucible of Shards Posted November 15, 2018 Report Share Posted November 15, 2018 Animorphs: Spoiler A bunch of conspiracy theorist teens go out of their way to touch some of the most dangerous animals on the planet. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Shqueeves Posted November 15, 2018 Popular Post Report Share Posted November 15, 2018 Pokemon(games) Spoiler A child enslaves magical creatures in the hopes of preventing an organization from enslaving magical creatures because they want to be the very best and take over the government. Or destroy the government. Or ruin the ecosystem. Sometimes they want to free the enslaved creatures. Sometimes they want to enslave specific creatures. It's all a little confusing, especially when you wonder who is paying for the cloning of nurses and police officers 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crucible of Shards Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 The Hunchback of Notre-Dame (the book, not the horribly inaccurate Disney movie): Spoiler Three men who are all disgusting in their own unique ways are all after the same girl. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Croaker's Apprentice Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 Avengers: Infinity War: Spoiler An environmental activist mourns the death of his daughter The Black Company series, by Glen Cook: Spoiler Hard-bitten mercenaries experiment with literary devices 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fcrate Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 23 minutes ago, Croaker's Apprentice said: Avengers: Infinity War: Reveal hidden contents An environmental activist mourns the death of his daughter Haaah! Skyward: Spoiler A scavenger tries to fix bumblebee in a cave with the help of a glowing mushroom. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Use the Falchion Posted November 18, 2018 Report Share Posted November 18, 2018 (edited) On 11/16/2018 at 6:26 AM, Croaker's Apprentice said: Avengers: Infinity War: Hide contents An environmental activist mourns the death of his daughter That's close to what I was gonna say! So I'll do a slightly different spin. Avengers: Infinity War Spoiler A Thief undertakes One Last Job, attempting to reconcile with his daughter along the way. Skyward Spoiler A brilliant individual with paternal-issues builds a flying warship in a cave. It's also Iron Man if you look at it sideways... Edited November 18, 2018 by Use the Falchion Adding More 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 Highlord Sebarial Spoiler Old rich slob hits on murderous orphan Mraize Spoiler The secret owner of a chicken and tea bearer 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ripheus23 Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 Elantris: Spoiler A city of glowing lepers goes to war against monks with a degenerative bone condition and is saved by the power of geography and urban planning. Mistborn: Spoiler People who do drugs made out of metallic mist confront the god of destruction who created their world. His Dark Materials: Spoiler A girl whose soul is a shapeshifting animal kisses a boy to prevent the multiverse from falling asleep forever. The Neverending Story: Spoiler A book inside of a book takes over the lives of its readers, tricking them into losing their memories until they convert to an esoteric form of Christianity. 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feruchemist Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 Doctor Who: Spoiler A big two-hearted alien with multiple personality disorder travels through time and space, all without realizing that he was his worst enemy all along. Magic: The Gathering Spoiler Whatever it is, it all comes back to the Eldrazi. Somehow. The Flash (television series): Spoiler Every villain is just either Barry from the future, or someone who looks vaguely like Barry from the future. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 Eragon Spoiler Dragons, Dragons, more Dragons. Everywhere you look dragons. And magic words kill? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistcloaked Mountains Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 (edited) Hero of Ages Spoiler A young girl fights the greatest evil in the world. Her mother's earring. Edited November 22, 2018 by MistCLOAKed Mountains spoiler tag 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashertliden Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 Name of the Wind: Spoiler Teachers are annoyed when a student turns up the temperature, but are fine asking the same student to jump off a building. The Expanse series: Spoiler When theres something strange in the universe, everyone calls James Holden Dune: Spoiler A boy who hallucinates vividly drinks some dirty water, goes comatose for a few days, and is crowned emperor of the universe. The Lord of the Rings Spoiler An old man prone to wandering off drags unwilling midgets across half the country before falling off a bridge. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Croaker's Apprentice Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 A Song of Ice & Fire, by George RR Martin- Spoiler Novelisation of 9 line poem takes longer than expected. Elantris - Spoiler A struggling group of writers is inspired when one of its members bursts into publication. Mistborn, The Final Empire - Spoiler A rebellious girl prone to daydreaming at the back of the class whilst her teacher drones on about the periodic table, falls in love with a nerd. Words of Radiance- Spoiler Manic-depressive Peter Pan rejects Utilitarianism. Edgedancer- Spoiler A girl and her imaginary friend get the munchies. Warbreaker- Spoiler Technicolor Elric, with punchlines more deadly than his sword. Game of Thrones, the TV show- Spoiler Season 1- A Brandon Hope Season 2- Starks Raving Mad Season 3- Charles Dance With Dragons Season 4- Je Ne Ygritte Rien Season 5 - Who Arya ? Season 6 - Kings Landing Is Not Soft Season 7 - Chosen One chooses Chosen Jon Season 8 - Aegon With The Wind (?) 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebfritz Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 Rithmatist Spoiler Boy and girl using geometry to defeat tiny drawings. Steelheart Spoiler Boy obsessed with superheroes joins other fans as they try to kill superman 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ripheus23 Posted November 25, 2018 Report Share Posted November 25, 2018 The Chronicles of Narnia Spoiler In a last-ditch effort to defeat militant Islam, Jesus becomes a talking lion in a parallel universe controlled by children. The Cosmere as a whole: Spoiler Having successfully completed another author's life work, a witty Nebraska-born professor tries his hand at a satirical sequel to The Neverending Story where Dr. Who must bring the Childlike Adonai-Elohim back to life using an enigmatic black sphere. The Children of the Last Days: Spoiler A disparate group of Catholic priests dies slow and horrible deaths while trying to prevent the Antichrist from taking over Canada. The Cthulhu Mythos: Spoiler After uncovering the dark side of non-Euclidean geometry, explorers and scientists lead the fight against marine biologists from outer space. The Shannara series [only the original, technically]: Spoiler In the aftermath of global nuclear war, one family of elf-human hybrids is tasked with saving the world from a wizard who tricked himself into becoming immortal. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shqueeves Posted November 26, 2018 Report Share Posted November 26, 2018 Zelda Timeline Spoiler A goddess forces herself into a girl and forces her "boyfriend" into a guy. Then they get cursed by an intense version of Disney's Hades into forever being these two people. This continues until time travel accidentally gives birth to triplets, one of which gets flooded. Thousands of years after this birth, one of these timelines has ninjas who love bananas and robots with scary piano skills 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndlerunner Posted November 26, 2018 Report Share Posted November 26, 2018 11 minutes ago, Shqueeves said: Zelda Timeline Reveal hidden contents A goddess forces herself into a girl and forces her "boyfriend" into a guy. Then they get cursed by an intense version of Disney's Hades into forever being these two people. This continues until time travel accidentally gives birth to triplets, one of which gets flooded. Thousands of years after this birth, one of these timelines has ninjas who love bananas and robots with scary piano skills True. I honestly hope that BoTW is a convergence, so I no longer need to worry about keeping track of triplets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ashertliden Posted November 26, 2018 Popular Post Report Share Posted November 26, 2018 (edited) Elantris: Spoiler A noble in an arranged marriage sails to a new land and meets with powerful lords to help a young man imbued with magical powers protect his magical society. White Sand: Spoiler A noble in an arranged marriage sails to a new land and meets with powerful lords to help a young man imbued with magical powers protect his magical society. Words of Radiance: Spoiler A noble in an arranged marriage sails to a new part of her country and meets with powerful lords to help an old man soon to be imbued with magical powers protect his army Warbreaker: Spoiler A noble in an arranged marriage travels to a new part of her country and meets with powerful "gods" to help a young man imbued with magical powers protect her people. The Hero of Ages: Spoiler A half-noble who's just been married travels the country and meets with powerful lords in order to help a young man imbued with magical powers protect his people. Edited November 26, 2018 by Ookla the Indefatigable 24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feruchemist Posted November 26, 2018 Report Share Posted November 26, 2018 On 11/27/2018 at 9:14 AM, Ookla the Indefatigable said: Elantris: Hide contents A noble in an arranged marriage sails to a new land and meets with powerful lords to help a young man imbued with magical powers protect his magical society. White Sand: Hide contents A noble in an arranged marriage sails to a new land and meets with powerful lords to help a young man imbued with magical powers protect his magical society. Words of Radiance: Hide contents A noble in an arranged marriage sails to a new part of her country and meets with powerful lords to help an old man soon to be imbued with magical powers protect his army Warbreaker: Hide contents A noble in an arranged marriage travels to a new part of her country and meets with powerful "gods" to help a young man imbued with magical powers protect her people. The Hero of Ages: Hide contents A half-noble who's just been married travels the country and meets with powerful lords in order to help a young man imbued with magical powers protect his people. So true, I'm glad I'm not the only person to have noticed this. Here, have a reputation point. DIsney's Frozen: Spoiler A young queen with the power to avert the immediate effects of temperature change caused by global climate change throws a tantrum and builds a snow castle. Disney's Tangled: Spoiler A young girl with astounding strength (able to retain straight posture, normal speed, and dexterity despite having over 300 feet of hair) hits a thief with a frying pan. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crucible of Shards Posted November 27, 2018 Report Share Posted November 27, 2018 The Little Mermaid: Spoiler A teenage girl willingly disables herself for a chance to be with a guy she has literally never talked to. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undead Wookiee Posted November 27, 2018 Report Share Posted November 27, 2018 Skyward Spoiler Moody teenager plays how to train your starfighter. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebfritz Posted November 27, 2018 Report Share Posted November 27, 2018 Portal Spoiler Science teacher promises student cake in exchange for doing tests all day. Spoiler The cake is a lie. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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