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Harry Potter Septology

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Beginning with the famous quote "you're a horcrux Harry!", this action-adventure story features magic, magic, and well-- magic.  Oh, there's also a lich.

Game of Thrones

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Someone does something, then immediately dies.

Alloy of Law

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Sure it's an amazing tale, but Alloy of Chaos is better.

 

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Romeo and Juliet:

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A 13 year-old and a 17 year-old have a three-day romance, and six people die.

Game of Thrones:

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You know, all the characters look and act the same, but at least that guy who played Boromir is in it.

Lord of the Rings:

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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Ring

The Silmarillion:

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At least now that _____ is dead, I don't need to remember their name! *cries*

 

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Tarnsman of Gor

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 A University Professor gets integrated into a medieval world where barbaric and slavery culture is the accepted norm. And he likes it.

Another: Avengers Infinity War

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Buffed dude uses 6 stones and a single fingersnap to kill half the universe.

Another: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

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The universe is in the brink of collapse and disaster because a quirky teenage girl is going through puberty and boredom.

Suisei no Gargantia

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A mecha pilot of a really advance space society gets integrated into a seaworld natives. He went native basically

Another: Brave New World

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A guy commits suicide cause the girl he's courting doesn't wanna stop sleeping with other men.

 

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Die hard

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Bruce Willis isn't the best buddy at christmas

Avatar

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As long as you are able to ride some weird red-and-orange dragon, they will forgive you anything.

RED

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And that's why Odium wanted Dalinar as his Champion.

300

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They don't mind fighting in shadow

Eragon

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Any stupid description will make this look better

Shrek

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Sad story describing poor life of voidbringer and his invested donkey

 

Harry Potter

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Poor boy didn't even get bag of sand as a birthday present

Mistborn movie (trailer released 1.11. 2018)

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Hah, you fools!

 

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Cuz I'm bland.
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The Fountainhead:

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A man drops out of school and mopes around for a few years.

The Internet (about 95% of it)

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Gah! Look away, fool!

1984:

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There's a ministry that governs love.  Seriously!  Also... the only word is INGSOC.

A Brave New World:

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Are you an Alpha, Beta, Gamma, or Delta?  Take the quiz today!

 

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On 11/8/2018 at 9:45 AM, Faceless Mist-Wraith said:

Kingkiller chronicles (Books 1 & 2)

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No kings were harmed during the making of these books.

(Alternate)

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A man tells stories about his days at magic college, as well as his various study abroad experiences.

 

Hey, this is "explain a plot badly" not "that's an excellent way to describe the plot."

The Wheel of Time

The Chosen One gets mad at everyone telling him what he should be doing, so he decides to not remove the source of all evil in the world.

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Star Trek Voyager

Crew: Captain! It would normally take us 50 years to get back home, but we found a way to do it in a day.  There's a 99.9999999999% chance that we'll succeed, and a 0.00000000001% chance that we die horribly.  What should we do?!

Captain Janeway: That's too risky.  We'll take the long way around.  Best we add a few years onto the trip with pointless diversions just to be on the safe side.

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A Cosmic Horror about an enslaved people whose very sentience depends on the whims of their Eldritch horror overlords, beings so vast and powerful they hardly notice the plight of their fanatic servants. Witness a tale of existential dread with a cast of haunted characters in...

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Toy Story

 

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10 hours ago, Pagliacci said:

A Cosmic Horror about an enslaved people whose very sentience depends on the whims of their Eldritch horror overlords, beings so vast and powerful they hardly notice the plight of their fanatic servants. Witness a tale of existential dread with a cast of haunted characters in...

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Toy Story

 

I think you might've gotten something mixed up.

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