+Doomstick Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 10 hours ago, Gancho Libre said: Inheritance Cycle: Hide contents A young boy, whose parents are dead so he lives with his uncle, is taken by a dragon and an old man for the sole reason that he is genetically able to access a mysterious force. He is conveniently missing when his uncle is killed and uses this as motivation for his quest. So, he goes around freeing Alagaesia from political oppression and an evil empire with his buddy-buddy team of friends and a super cool sword-based weapon. He already knows that one member of his family is still alive, and a strange romantic subplot lurks in the background. That romantic subplot does not, thankfully, include anyone in his family, but with someone in his buddy-buddy team, which makes things kinda awkward Isn’t this explain a plot badly? Here’s another version Spoiler Backwater teen learns magic and kills TLR Spoiler But there’s dragons. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goody153 Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 @Quantus That Warbreaker one is really good. It sounds so ridiculous lmao 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straight_Outta_Arrakis Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 So this is very short and exclusively Dalinar’s plot, but.... Stormlight: Reformed alcoholic follows his dreams. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 Sharknado: Spoiler A tornado picks up a buncha sharks and throws them across the country Spoiler Yeah, I realize that's a pretty good description of the actual plot, and perhaps has no place in this thread, but it's so ridiculous I thought i could get away with it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrдVψLшR 0115 Posted October 9, 2018 Report Share Posted October 9, 2018 On 10/3/2018 at 7:40 AM, Gancho Libre said: Sharknado: Hide contents A tornado picks up a buncha sharks and throws them across the country Hide contents Yeah, I realize that's a pretty good description of the actual plot, and perhaps has no place in this thread, but it's so ridiculous I thought i could get away with it. @Gancho Libre Lol! nice name btw. @Kal-Eldin This killed me: On 9/18/2018 at 8:07 AM, Kal-Eldin said: The Dark Knight: Reveal hidden contents A top one percenter stalks the city, beating up the mentally ill. Then he violates literally everyone’s privacy, and kills a popular politician Here’s the cosmere in general: Spoiler Read the epic story of Where’s Waldo (played by Hoid Hoiderson) as he searches for the kings men who stole the shards of Humpty Dumpty ( played by Adon Alsium) in this Taken style suspense thriller. “If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my egg go now, that'll be the end of it.” 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted October 9, 2018 Report Share Posted October 9, 2018 Allomancer Jak: Spoiler Fortunately for us, Scadrial's biggest drama queen doesn't read footnotes. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted October 9, 2018 Report Share Posted October 9, 2018 11 hours ago, PelekinikeleT said: @Gancho Libre Lol! nice name btw. Thanks! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax Posted October 9, 2018 Report Share Posted October 9, 2018 (edited) 20 hours ago, PelekinikeleT said: @Gancho Libre Lol! nice name btw. @Kal-Eldin This killed me: Here’s the cosmere in general: Hide contents Read the epic story of Where’s Waldo (played by Hoid Hoiderson) as he searches for the kings men who stole the shards of Humpty Dumpty ( played by Adon Alsium) in this Taken style suspense thriller. “If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my egg go now, that'll be the end of it.” Hoid Hoiderson. NONONONO Do never say that again. It hurts. Edited October 9, 2018 by ElephantEarwax 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan_sedai Posted October 13, 2018 Report Share Posted October 13, 2018 On 10/9/2018 at 3:44 PM, ElephantEarwax said: Hoid Hoiderson. NONONONO Do never say that again. It hurts. "Don’t worry," I whispered over the line, "I’m an expert on stupid.""You’re...""Like, I can spot stupidity, because I know it so well. The way an exterminator knows bugs really well, and can spot where they’ve been? I’m like that. A stupidinator.""Never say that word again," Prof said.” this was my first thought when I saw "never say that again. also, Reckoners Spoiler a boy takes up a career in spotting and exterminating stupidity. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Embrisk Posted October 13, 2018 Report Share Posted October 13, 2018 (edited) ^^ @ethan sedai That reckoners one is hilarious. Harry Potter Spoiler The world's most powerful wizard attempts to stop a 14 year old wizard from killing off his soul one piece at a time. Lord of the rings Spoiler Two migits set out to chuck a possessed ring into a volcano. Eragon Spoiler A mage with a fetish for eating dragon hearts is killed by a boy in revenge for burning his house down. The cosmere Spoiler God has multiple personalities that fight with eachother. Edited October 14, 2018 by Servillius 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagliacci Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 Warbreaker Spoiler Basically Beauty and the Beast but we all fell for Gaston Lord of the Rings Spoiler The Lord Ruler tries to get his Feruchemical ring back 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagliacci Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 Stormlight 4 Speculation Spoiler Do Voidspren dream of enraged sheep? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Child of Hodor Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 Oathbringer Spoiler While intentionally killing children, a childkiller kills his wife on accident and becomes the hero we need right now. Warbreaker Spoiler Wife Swap: Nalthis Edition Mistborn: Secret History Spoiler Preservation's new house guest refuses to leave. Will Preservation finally find peace and quiet or will he find friendship in the unlikeliest of places? Next on Mistborn! 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashertliden Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 3 hours ago, Child of Hodor said: While intentionally killing children, a childkiller kills his wife on accident and becomes the hero we need right now. Bravo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crucible of Shards Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 Elantris: Spoiler A popular prince saves his country by turning into a zombie. For his heroic actions, the people make the zombie their king. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Child of Hodor Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 Stormlight Book 4 Speculation: Spoiler Venli's How to Lose a God in 10 Days 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crucible of Shards Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 Edgedancer: Spoiler A young girl who doesn't want to get any older seeks out danger repeatedly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagliacci Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 (edited) Star Wars Spoiler A farmer's guardians are executed for harbouring terrorists holding classified government information. The farmer is indoctrinated into his neighbour's illegal cult, together with the help of a smuggler and his hairy friend they rescue a traitorous princess and blow up a government building. Also there's a guy with a bucket on his head. The Incredibles Spoiler In this tale set in an alternate America... In the wake of the Keene Act where superheroes are retired, Rorschach refuses to cast aside his vigilante identity and continues his one man war on crime. He discovers the nefarious plot of a billionaire genius who plans to use a fake attack involving a tentacled monster to spur the world to drastic action. Rorschach saves the day along with his superhero friends. Stormlight Archive Spoiler The Wheel of Storms AKA The Books of Endless Pages Mistborn Era 1 Spoiler A group of thieves band together to steal a treasure of great wealth from a seemingly immortal tyrant. In the aftermath of the tyrant's death a collection of armies fight for control over the tyrant's lair. The Hobbit Spoiler A group of thieves band together to steal a treasure of great wealth from a seemingly immortal tyrant. In the aftermath of the tyrant's death a collection of armies fight for control over the tyrant's lair. Edited October 18, 2018 by Pagliacci 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 A Quiet Place Spoiler Walking cucumbers listen to a woman give birth. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feruchemist Posted October 20, 2018 Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 Steelheart Spoiler A young kid living in a pretty awful city gets magical powers and ends up killing a guy who made his summer a bummer. Shadows for Silence in the Forests of Hell Spoiler A woman walks into a haunted forest and kills things with silver. The Rithmatist Spoiler A boy who likes drawing with chalk meets a girl who likes drawing unicorns, the two then stop a bad guy from doing bad stuff. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 (edited) Way of Kings: Spoiler A surgeon learns to yell at a fairy Words of Radiance: Spoiler An artist learns to yell at a drawing Edgedancer: Spoiler An orphan learns to yell at a plant Oathbringer: Spoiler A warrior learns to yell at God Edited October 21, 2018 by Bacon 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Pagliacci Posted October 21, 2018 Popular Post Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 Cosmere as told by Pattern: Warbreaker: Spoiler NO MATING Mistborn: Spoiler mmm.... lies Elantris Spoiler I’m sorry that your mystical, godlike powers do not instantly work as you would like them to Wax & Wayne ('s creation) Spoiler Can something be "almost" an accident Every fan and Hoid: Spoiler That’s not enough. I must know something true about you. Tell me. The stronger the truth, the more hidden it is, the more powerful the bond. Tell me. Tell me. What are you?? 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 8 minutes ago, Pagliacci said: Cosmere as told by Pattern: Warbreaker: Reveal hidden contents NO MATING Mistborn: Reveal hidden contents mmm.... lies Elantris Reveal hidden contents I’m sorry that your mystical, godlike powers do not instantly work as you would like them to Wax & Wayne ('s creation) Reveal hidden contents Can something be "almost" an accident Every fan and Hoid: Reveal hidden contents That’s not enough. I must know something true about you. Tell me. The stronger the truth, the more hidden it is, the more powerful the bond. Tell me. Tell me. What are you?? This is genius. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ripheus23 Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 (edited) The Thomas Covenant books: Series 1: A depressed leper inspires his daughter-by-rape to break the laws of physics, then ghosts laugh at the dark side of God and the leper uses his wedding ring to shatter an evil emerald that was changing the color of the moon. Series 2: A doctor befriends and falls in love with the leper when she discovers him feeding his ex-wife with his own blood and accompanies him to a magical world where she can help mentally ill people only by demonically possessing them. Series 3: The leper, the doctor, and their autistic son wake up a giant worm who eats the planet before the entire universe is recreated in a single sentence. Edited October 21, 2018 by Ripheus23 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little wheel Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 On 10/16/2018 at 0:19 PM, Crucible of Shards said: Edgedancer: Reveal hidden contents A young girl who doesn't want to get any older seeks out danger repeatedly. You can't get any older if you're dead, so..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.