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The Emperor's Soul:

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A girl tries to deceive the people who deceived her to help them deceive an entire empire, while deceiving every object in her room along the way.

Edgedancer:

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The touching story of a girl who starts pondering on a life spent lying to herself and, after a lot of thought an suffering, finally discovers her place in the world.

All in order to complete the noble quest of eating pancakes.

 

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12 minutes ago, AonEne said:

The entire cosmere:

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People try to not die (credit to Silva)

 

 @AonEne, there are some exceptions. 

So maybe:

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People try not to die except when they don’t 

Since we can’t really forget about 

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Kelsier

 

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Blade Runner:

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A man who might be a robot kills other robots, and then falls in love with a robot, all this while suffering from having to wander around in really bad weather without an umbrella.

Blade Runner 2049 (this contains spoilers for the actual movie):

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A robot who kills other robots discover a skeleton at a farm owned by Drax the Destroyer, which leads him to think that he might not be a robot after all. Then he is chased by a robot woman owned by a blind guy whose deepest desire is to learn how robots procreate. The weather still sucks. 

 

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I'll try my hand at this. :D

The Well of Ascension:

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A love-troubled girl fights 3 armies and an unseen evil being while chasing a prophecy that is just a huge circle.

The Hero of Ages:

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You are what you eat becomes pretty stinkin' serious...

Alcatraz vs. The Evil Librarians:

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Along your journey throughout this broken terrain of a plot, you find out that you have been brainwashed by evil, glasses-wielding librarians, that fish sticks are crapaflapnasty, and that authors can be reeeeally annoying.

I'll probably be back with more soon.

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Arcanum Unbounded

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*casually names a couple Shards like it's no big deal*

The Emperor's Soul

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Normal stuff.

Normal stuff.

Brief fight scene with skeleton monsters.

The end. 

Mistborn: Secret History

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Kelsier doesn't shower for several years.

Edgedancer

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Brandon capitalizes normal words, totally changing their meaning. 

 

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On 7/31/2018 at 0:57 PM, Archer said:

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Brandon capitalizes normal words, totally changing their meaning. 

 

isn't that all of the Cosmere?

sometimes, I wonder if that's how he comes up with Inspiration for all of his books...

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