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LOTR: Nearly 3,000 years after being ganged up on, beaten, and finally robbed and left for dead, an angel finally recovers enough to attempt to recover his stolen property and regain his position, only to see it all destroyed by an obsessed and stunted madman he never even met.

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Snapshot:

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VR Scrap-booking gone wrong.

Sixth of the Dusk:

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Standard veterinary de-worming procedures have not yet made their way out to the islands. 

Or...

E.T. wants your home.

 

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Reckoners

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In a science experiment gone wrong, a celestial being gives a whole planet superpowers and is too stubborn to admit his hypothesis was wrong.

I think Shardcast had the best one: Roshar Secret Societies

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Imagine the Illuminati is real, and there are 10 of them, and they all hate each other

 

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  • 2 weeks later...

I just read Perfect State:

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The gods command a guy and a girl to hook up. The guy hates the idea until he sees her, but then he's suddenly OK with it. The girl is definitely not OK with it and takes drastic action to avoid it.

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1 hour ago, Apollyon said:

Mistborn: Secret History

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A dead sociopath punches god in the face and goes kayaking on another dead guy...

 

That is so true...

 

Another one for Mistborn: Secret History...

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Ah, there we go! We all knew that Kelsier was WAY too awesome to permanently die!

 

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Mistborn:

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Neighbourly quarrels go bad while a traumatised girl forces an old man to accept his age.

WoA:

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Everyone forgets to ask who makes the prophecies

HoA:

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An emo Buddhist reaches enlightenment by realising that its okay to be edgy.

 

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