Fezzik Posted March 5, 2018 Report Share Posted March 5, 2018 2 hours ago, Captains Domon said: The Temple of Doom: Hide contents "Sorry, Steven. This movie's way too whacked up. It needs an R rating." "Whoa, wait, how about we make a new rating, so it only allows thirteen and up? We could call it....PG-13!" "......Sure. That'll work." ? This movie is PG. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borio Singaldi Posted March 5, 2018 Report Share Posted March 5, 2018 45 minutes ago, John203 said: ? This movie is PG. That's the real problem here, unfortunately. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modal Seoul Posted March 5, 2018 Report Share Posted March 5, 2018 1 hour ago, John203 said: ? This movie is PG. It created the rating of PG-13. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistspren Posted March 6, 2018 Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 Sixth of the Dusk Spoiler Man threatens armed fort with death via bird to keep them from opening a box. Fails. Also there’s telekinesis vultures and demon whales. Edgedancer Spoiler Girl runs away to steal pancakes from insane hyper law abiding killers, saves a stump, hugs aforementioned psychopath in the middle of a hateful storm that turns slaves into devils, and meets a creepy old collective conscience of ants stalking her for philosophical reasons. Shadows for Silence in the Forests of Hell Spoiler Bounty hunter mom kills a group of men in a forest full of color codedly vengeful spirits with bags and glow paste and accidentally hurts one of the men she’s killing, causing the spirits to go berserk until she kills her tax collector with her dead grandma. Stormlight Archive [OB spoilers] Spoiler A bunch of depressed people team up with ideas to fly, make magical illusions, and save the world from long dead evil ghosts and ideas inhabiting rocks and rock/crab people. Most surprisingly of all, no LSD is involved. Just a little firemoss... Mistborn Original Trilogy Spoiler An unstable megalomaniac criminal mastermind hold a mutiny, trains a shy girl to be a murderer, dies, becomes a god, the girl kills a bad god, frees a bigger badder god to rule the world with body piercings and volcanos. A man believing ‘all the religions’ decides they are all lies. Then to prove them all wrong, he becomes god. Both of them. Mistborn Wax and Wayne [BoM and SH spoilers] Spoiler A lawman, kleptomaniac, detective girl, and pragmatic girl kill the lawmans immortal friend. Then God has the lawman kill his dead ex. A family reunion ends with 3/3 parties dead, but 2/3 are only mostly dead. God has company. The kleptomaniac has a hat. Oh, and steals a feruchemical nuke. Oops. The aforementioned megalomaniac refuses to be dead and instead thaws out people with masks and planes. They also have chocolate. Theres always another secret. That’s all I’m doing for now. This is really fun! 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted March 6, 2018 Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 Shadows For Silence Spoiler A bounty hunter lures in criminals by running an inn that is haunted by the spirit of her dead abusive grandma. She thinks about her dead abusive grandma while killing a guy without stabbing him. Ghosts give her daughter a serious dermatological issue, and she calms down her phsycopathicly vengeful adopted toddler. Then her dead abusive grandma helps her out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndlerunner Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 Star Wars TLJ: Hey look! Theory subversion! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Personification Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 (edited) On 3/5/2018 at 11:17 PM, Mistspren said: Sixth of the Dusk Hide contents Man threatens armed fort with death via bird to keep them from opening a box. Fails. Also there’s telekinesis vultures owlbears and demon whales aboleths. I think this is more accurate. Edited March 12, 2018 by Personification 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistspren Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 @Personification Fair point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelly Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 (edited) These are hysterical! Sixth of Dusk Spoiler A man who traps birds on a predatory island has to learn how to talk to girls Oathbringer (I mean, spoilers I guess?) Spoiler Alcoholic rage machine gives himself magical amnesia to forget he was an alcoholic rage machine. Edited March 12, 2018 by Zellyia 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlicensed Hemalurgist Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 Star Wars Legacy of the Force: Revelation 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghajan monk Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 The dictionary. Spoiler A book shorter than oathbringer. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quickbronze Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 (edited) Deltora Quest Spoiler Overall Spoiler Seven magical gems go on a quest to reunite with each other and defeat the Dark Lord, escaping many dangerous situations and wicked foes. They also enlisted a few humans as transportation. Will do the individual books later. The Emperor's Soul Spoiler Magic postal stamps allow you to import things from alternate timelines Allomancer Jak and the Pits of Etania, episodes twenty eight through thirty Spoiler The epic tale of one man's struggle to stave off the twin demons of misquotes and exaggeration. Also there's an adventure in there somewhere? Fablehaven & Dragonwatch Spoiler Overall Spoiler Macguffins are king Fablehaven Spoiler Seth gets tricked. Causes problems. Fablehaven: Rise of the Evening Star Spoiler Seth gets tricked. Causes problems. Macguffin one is found Fablehaven: Curse of the Shadow Plague Spoiler Seth actually helped! ...by getting better help. He immediately gets into trouble that he needs to be bailed out of by the new help. Macguffin two is found Fablehaven: Secrets of the Dragon Sanctuary Spoiler Seth's recklessness works out one more time. Macguffin three is found; by the enemy Fablehaven: Keys to the Demon Prison Spoiler Seth loses his win streak and gets tricked, causing problems. Macguffins four and five are found. The enemy has number five, and the good guys lose number four. Oh wait, now they've lost all of them. Seth saves the day by finding another macguffin though, so it's all good. Dragonwatch Spoiler Seth's recklessness pays off once more; however, this time he puts someone else at risk. Wonder what'll happen when he inevitably messes up again? Edited March 22, 2018 by Quickbronze 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 @Quickbronze Your Fablehaven descriptions are fantastic! I LOL'd so hard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quickbronze Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 8 hours ago, Sunbird said: @Quickbronze Your Fablehaven descriptions are fantastic! I LOL'd so hard. Good 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 16, 2018 Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 This thread isn't too abandoned for me to post, is it? Sorry if it is. Elantris Spoiler Some people die; then the dead people die again and later become gods. More people die. The Hope of Elantris Spoiler See the above. Except not the kids. Also, pregnancy. Mistborn Spoiler A man teaches a girl the joys of murdering. She falls in love and murders someone who was her love's lover. He loves her. WOA Spoiler Murdering occurs. On the scale of a war. HOA Spoiler Two gods die. There is more murdering. AOL Spoiler Murdering...with guns! SOS Spoiler Essentially the same as above, with extra Wayne. BOM Spoiler See the above with death. Oathbringer Spoiler One god is confused. Another is confusing. The last is murderous. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScarletSabre Posted April 18, 2018 Report Share Posted April 18, 2018 Shadows for Silence - Spoiler Woman with an abusive grandmother uses glow in the dark paste to make horses urinate in order to pay off her inn's debts. Sixth of the Dusk - Spoiler An alien choking to death causes a shipwrecked girl to learn about birds from a man who has a love/hate relationship with his father, who happens to be an island. Elantris - Spoiler Zombies stub their toes until they go insane, try to become not-zombies, while a girl becomes a technical necrophiliac. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScarletSabre Posted April 18, 2018 Report Share Posted April 18, 2018 (edited) Warbreaker - Spoiler A princess needs to be impregnated by a god, but they can't have sex due to him havng no tongue. Her sister meets a homeless man who talks to little creatures he makes out of straw and learns from him about love, and tying people up. Edited April 18, 2018 by Rawrbert 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 Ender's game a kid is bred to be a supergenius and goes into space to fight bugs. Then he plays a video game and kills the bugs but the video game was real. He then goes to a part from his game and takes the last bug egg. Eragon a kid becomes friends with a dragon and learns to speak a new language Fablehaven kids drink milk and see magic creatures. (What was in that milk?) 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScarletSabre Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 Hero of Ages Spoiler Bad accessorising stops the protagonist from becoming a god, while a depressed man is imprisoned alongside ancient blobs of goo. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 5 hours ago, ScarletSabre said: Hero of Ages Hide contents Bad accessorising stops the protagonist from becoming a god, while a depressed man is imprisoned alongside ancient blobs of goo. *As an ancient blob of goo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weedolfin Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 On 4/18/2018 at 7:40 AM, ScarletSabre said: Warbreaker - Hide contents A princess needs to be impregnated by a god, but they can't have sex due to him havng no tongue. Her sister meets a homeless man who talks to little creatures he makes out of straw and learns from him about love, and tying people up. I ran out of likes I can give to posts, but this is so great lol - so consider this a little thumbs up 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windrunner2319 Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 (edited) Stormlight Archives Spoiler Way of Kings/Words of Radience: Shallan: A woman kills her parents, who are involved with secret societies, grieves for her brother, who was involved with another secret society, is poisoned by her boyfriend, who is in a secret society, Survives an assassination attempt by a secret society, and joins a secret society. Edited April 24, 2018 by Windrunner2319 I realized I went past the end of WoK... 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weedolfin Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Windrunner2319 said: Stormlight Archives Hide contents Way of Kings: Shallan: A woman kills her parents, who are involved with secret societies, grieves for her brother, who was involved with another secret society, is poisoned by her boyfriend, who is in a secret society, Survives an assassination attempt by a secret society, and joins a secret society. I love it, alternate title The Way of Secret Societies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windrunner2319 Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 On 3/21/2018 at 9:14 PM, Quickbronze said: Hide contents Magic postal stamps allow you to import things from alternate timelines My understanding of that magic system just tripled. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khyrindor Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 Farseer Trilogy (though I'm not done the first book yet): Spoiler A boy grows up losing every fight, and breaks more promises than he keeps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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