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Bad Metaphors

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Y'all put yer bad metaphors. This topic will be soo full of 'em, that it will be like an old man throwing some Mentos in a can of Coke!

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David would be all over this topic like a jellyfish with a toothache.

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But these are similes...

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Bad Metaphors

Well... Carry on!

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I'm as bad at metaphors as a lurcher is good at being anemic.

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A dead Shardblade in the Everstorm is a mandrake's handshake with a branflake pancake.

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37 minutes ago, Extesian said:

A dead Shardblade in the Everstorm is a mandrake's handshake with a branflake pancake.

I think I just blew a circuit trying to internalize that statement.

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13 hours ago, Extesian said:

A dead Shardblade in the Everstorm is a mandrake's handshake with a branflake pancake.

 

12 hours ago, Mr. Staccato said:

I think I just blew a circuit trying to internalize that statement.

I am sorry. As far as bad metaphors go, it was a bored ghoul in law school with a maw full of raw stool :( awful. Poor fool.

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Having the not of geography, wasing the ways of fish sticks.

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