Arcanist Lupus Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Must we continue this thread Adon nauseam? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monster Energy Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Must we continue this thread Adon nauseam? I'm going to Shatter this pun into 16 better ones. 1) I was thinking of making these puns in the form of rap lyrics but I don't have the Devotion to puns required. 2) If I could be bothered, I'd have complete Dominion over this thread. 3) Actually, I have been Endowed with the raw talent... 4) ...it's just a matter of Cultivating the skill. 5) That's why I went with this Odious list template that's everywhere on the internet that everyone hates but gets sucked in to anyway. 6) (What do you guys think of these puns so far? Be honest; on your Honor!) 7) Aw, man. Guys. I'll have to finish these puns later. It's my anniversary today and I've made Preservations at this really nice restaurant at the Casino on the Indian Preservation. 8) Besides, I don't know the name of all the Shards so this list was Ruined before it even started. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcanist Lupus Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 You Mist one; leaving out Sazed won't be a source of Harmony. (These puns give me a particular Surge of satisfaction) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topomouse Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Monster Energy, your list is Epic, I'd would even say High Epic! (Non Cosmere, but it still counts right?) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monster Energy Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 You Mist one; leaving out Sazed won't be a source of Harmony. (These puns give me a particular Surge of satisfaction) Ah, I wasn't sure where to count that one in my list. Does it count as one of the original 16? Is it even truly an independent Shard, or merely what we refer to whomever holds Ruin and Preservation simultaneously? To determine where Harmony belongs, we should Shardpool our thoughts on the matter. Monster Energy, your list is Epic, I'd would even say High Epic! (Non Cosmere, but it still counts right?) Thank you, though I'm mostly just namedropping shards - I have a whole bunch of half formed ideas floating around. Like, "Did you see that new car in Consumer Reports? The Seon fjor dor sedan? [insert punchline with a pun in it here]" Not very good; needs work. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monster Energy Posted March 18, 2014 Report Share Posted March 18, 2014 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver Posted March 18, 2014 Report Share Posted March 18, 2014 Wow monster, how much did you have to Spren to get all those? I hope it was worth it, just try not to shake them too much. Though, if you do, random tip: did you know that Tapping a drinks can before you open it will Burn away the fizz? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khyrindor Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 There's a fabrial for that. (yes, it took me a few days to come up with that, SHUT UP) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 I wouldn't worry about it Khyrindor. At least you Returned here eventually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 There's a fabrial for that. (yes, it took me a few days to come up with that, SHUT UP) You want fire? There's a spren for that! You want water? There's a spren for that! You want to surgebind, glow, fly, impress the women and marry the king's daughter? There's a spren for that! 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Observer Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 You want your arm back? There's a few spren that can give you a hand with that. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 You want your arm back? There's a few spren that can give you a hand with that. *facepalm* Really not sure where that is on the good/lame scale. But it made me facepalm so...take an upvote? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Observer Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 (edited) *facepalm* Really not sure where that is on the good/lame scale. But it made me facepalm so...take an upvote? It was probably so far on the awful side of the scale that you'd need nearly fifty Lashings on the other side to Lift it back up to the awesome side again. Edited March 20, 2014 by Observer 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 (edited) It was probably so far on the awful side of the scale that you'd need nearly fifty Lashings on the other side to Lift it back up to the awesome side again. In addition to tapping Iron *and* duralumin-pushing on a tonne of metal simultaneously. I might get enough Lift from that to get over that stormingly Odious pun. Alternatively, we could just string you up in a highstorm . On my honour, you'd be safe! Relevance: We're down here and we're making bad puns! Please save us from ourselves! Edited March 20, 2014 by Delightful 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthwatcher Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 It was probably so far on the awful side of the scale that you'd need nearly fifty Lashings on the other side to Lift it back up to the awesome side again. I fear that even fifty Lashings might not be able to Lift it up past the first Heightening–you'd most likely need to Return with a whole Legion of bridgemen to span that chasm. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Observer Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 (edited) I fear that even fifty Lashings might not be able to Lift it up past the first Heightening–you'd most likely need to Return with a whole Legion of bridgemen to span that chasm. Happy first upvote! This Legion of puns is pretty Classy, but then again, what did we Aspect? Edit: Okay, that was a double-fandom pun, and I should feel bad now. Betting Sadeas is regretting his...Con-Kniving ways.... Edited March 20, 2014 by Observer 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthwatcher Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 Happy first upvote! This Legion of puns is pretty Classy, but then again, what did we Aspect? Edit: Okay, that was a double-fandom pun, and I should feel bad now. Betting Sadeas is regretting his...Con-Kniving ways.... Why, thank you for Endowing me with the upvote to Lift my rep. Hopefully it's the beginning of a trend that will lead to a Spike in my reputation. Regardless, I wonder if there's some sort of mental muscle one can spren by reading too many puns. Or is it more of a rigid thing, that might Splinter instead, or maybe bend(alloy) a bit before Snapping? I must have mist that lesson in school. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcanist Lupus Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 At long Laras, I have some Cryptic puns for you all. Oh dear. I seem to have forgotten them. How shall I Ascend from this Well that I Thug for myself? If anyone asks, I shall Tineye that I had any puns prepared at all. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted March 24, 2014 Report Share Posted March 24, 2014 Oh Cosmere Puns thread. Where have you vin all my life? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver Posted March 24, 2014 Report Share Posted March 24, 2014 Urgh. So overdramatic. Come on, Kobold King, no need to be such a Ham about it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khyrindor Posted March 24, 2014 Report Share Posted March 24, 2014 My spren screams in my head when I read this... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Observer Posted March 24, 2014 Report Share Posted March 24, 2014 My spren screams in my head when I read this... Reminds me of when I Awaken, except I'm screaming at a head. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver Posted March 24, 2014 Report Share Posted March 24, 2014 I think from now on, when someone makes an awful pun, we should Dockson rep. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Observer Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 In light of Quiver's request, I think we should cease these Ham-fisted attempts at punnery. I think I'm just a few posts Shai of losing some rep points. However, I feel the need to go out with a bang, and so I will commit pun suicide with the following statement: I can't stop making these puns. It's just too Shard. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 Really? I find it a bit of a Breeze. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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