Cromptj Posted February 17, 2014 Report Share Posted February 17, 2014 These puns are so Ham-fisted. We need a Breeze of fresh air. We won't be so Sarene when a Highstorm fills us with Odium. Our keeps will be Ruined and we will have to Invest heavily to Preserve what is Lift, I mean left. Someone might have to Elend us some coins. If we show little Devotion, we will be Endowed with Splinters and Shards. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly Posted February 18, 2014 Report Share Posted February 18, 2014 Ham-fisted? You just Recreanced Blunt puns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PorridgeBrick Posted February 18, 2014 Report Share Posted February 18, 2014 This thread... the puns... the pain... oh god, my eyes, they hurt. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuantumHarmonix Posted February 18, 2014 Report Share Posted February 18, 2014 I know, it's like someone is driving a pair of spikes into your eyes isn't it? 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PorridgeBrick Posted February 18, 2014 Report Share Posted February 18, 2014 I know, it's like someone is driving a pair of spikes into your eyes isn't it? That's not helping. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly Posted February 18, 2014 Report Share Posted February 18, 2014 Just TAP une verre de VIN. Drink enough, and the MIST will SOOTHE your aching (metal)mind. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted February 18, 2014 Report Share Posted February 18, 2014 (edited) Possibly you should leave this thread before your mind Snaps and you are Ruined by our disHonourable puns, unless you are Endowed with an eVin enough temper to Preserve your sanity against our horrible puns. Edited February 18, 2014 by Delightful 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cromptj Posted February 21, 2014 Report Share Posted February 21, 2014 I think we need to introduce a new reputation system for puns. I would downvote some of the more appalling ones if they didn't make me laugh so much (and if I wasn't worried that someone will spike me). 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver Posted February 21, 2014 Report Share Posted February 21, 2014 That sounds like a bad idea to me. One good joke would cause someone's rep to spike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18th Shard Posted February 24, 2014 Report Share Posted February 24, 2014 (edited) This not the Ideal place to talk about such Radiant puns. We try to be Wit-ty, but we're just left in Hoid's Dust. Edited February 24, 2014 by 18th Shard 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Swimmingly Posted March 6, 2014 Popular Post Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 So I just got my brand new copy of Words of Radiance, and I was leaning against my bookcase to read it. I guess I jostled it a little too much, because another book fell down and hit the one on my lap. My poor copy of Words of Radiance was split right down the middle; the spine was totally cracked. In my abject dismay, I picked up the book that had plummeted from above and regarded it in simmering hatred. Do you know what book it was? Why, WoRbreaker of course. 34 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Observer Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 Why, WoRbreaker of course. You'll probably go to the Pits for a pun that awful. Repent, for you Hathsin'd. I don't think there will ever be a time where I Shallan-derstand why you people do this. Seriously, you all need to Ranette in a little. 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted March 6, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 There definitely needs to be a Pun-based magic system, similar to Forging, excpet instead of stamps you change something into something else with puns, in the meantime continue with the terrible puns that we can feed on the anguish of those reading them! Mwahahahaha! Forget the Spikeocracy I'm introducing a groanocracy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cromptj Posted March 7, 2014 Report Share Posted March 7, 2014 We can't have a pun based magic system, otherwise we couldn't have Hoid or Shallan as they would be too overpowered. Although that means I could steal (steel) punning using Hemalurgy. Yay, instant contempt (for the punning, not the Hemalurgy, that's more socially acceptable). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Observer Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 (edited) If these threads have taught me anything, Es-shon-ai can't stand this kind of weirdness. Edited March 8, 2014 by Observer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalinar Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 Well, this thread is very...Interesting... Hoid that thought, I just had an idea. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Observer Posted March 11, 2014 Report Share Posted March 11, 2014 Well, this thread is very...Interesting... Hoid that thought, I just had an idea. Yeah, I figured this thread was going to crash and burn. Realized that with so many windrunners and mistborn here, the crash was the yeast of our problems. Okay, that's so tenuously connected I accept judgement and death now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peng the Just Posted March 13, 2014 Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 I think hoid will start to disappear from the stormlight archive. In other words, wit'll wayne. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver Posted March 15, 2014 Report Share Posted March 15, 2014 We're really Pewter Dragging our feet on making up new puns aren't we guys? Come on! We have to Preserve Persevere, and Steel Push our way through this! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer Posted March 15, 2014 Report Share Posted March 15, 2014 Hoidreka! You are right Quiver. We have to become true pun savants. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monster Energy Posted March 15, 2014 Report Share Posted March 15, 2014 You guys are going to Ruin puns for me... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver Posted March 16, 2014 Report Share Posted March 16, 2014 I don't see you Cultivating better ones. If your so good at it, why not Endow us with some of your skill? Or is all your talk just hot Breathe? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monster Energy Posted March 16, 2014 Report Share Posted March 16, 2014 (edited) Your Words won't make me Snap and lose my temper. A few taunts won't Awaken my competitive nature, if that was your Intent. I possess enough Harmony of spirit to resist such Drab attempts to Pull on my emotions, Tap in to my pride, or Push me into punning pseudo-conflict. Unless, of course, you meant hypothetically. Because, in that case, I would, hypothetically, Lash out with some Kolossal puns, establish my Dominance as the best punner in this whole Damnation, and...and...Ya know, I'm getting a Thrill just thinking of the puns I might use. It's a pretty good feeling; I'm glad I Returned to this topic. Well worth the Sliver of time I Invested in reading these posts. EDIT: Splinter in my finger caused a typographical error. On my Honor, that's all this edit changed. Edited March 16, 2014 by Monster Energy 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khyrindor Posted March 16, 2014 Report Share Posted March 16, 2014 Clearly, I'm not a wind-punner. Storms that was awful. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khyrindor Posted March 16, 2014 Report Share Posted March 16, 2014 I'm just Wit-less 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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