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Cosmere puns (Again)

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So I've been trading increasingly terrible cosmere related puns for the last 10 minutes with a friend and I remembered we used to have a thread on that which I can't find, so I'm going to pseudo-necro it for those who mist their chances last time, let the groaning begin!

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Was 'mist their chances' the first one? Ie haven't yet been Snapped into pun-wielding. :P

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I just Lifted your dinner. It was too plain, though - needed more awesomesauce.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.....(Is THAT why Brandon called her Lift? :o)

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Now you ruined the comedic standarts we tried to preserve.

 

Given that this topic was returned the popularity of puns seems to be waxing after it Waned, just make sure it can keep its color.

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anyone who doesn't find this thread to be funny must have a steel heart. Oh snap, I'm an allomancer.

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Now you ruined the comedic standarts we tried to preserve.

 

Given that this topic was returned the popularity of puns seems to be waxing after it Waned, just make sure it can keep its color.

Not big on correcting someone, but I think Waxed and Wayned is what you were going for.

I, myself, am terrible with puns - so now I take my leave. :(

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Galladon, come quickly - I've found Wit!

This is so meta - but we need three more before David will consider us for a bad metaphor...

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This pun is so bad there will be no Survivors.

I liked it! In fact, I might Return later to laugh at it even more.

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Finaly, it seems people have awakened to good humor. Are we all in agreement to this?

 

Edit: spelling as Aether pointed out. (Althoug are was emphasised to make the Aon reference more obvious.)

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Finaly, it seems people have awakend to good humor. ARE we all in agrement to this?

I'll let these small spelling mistake Slide. Though you should Seek to not make similar ones in the future. 

 

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If I read any more of these, I'm gonna have to take aspren; the puns just make me want to lurch away and Hoid from humanity. They are Breathtaking, and not in a good way of saykings it. It takes every Shard of self-control I have not to push my phone into a dumpster, or better yet, burn it until I can tap it flake by flake into somewhere it will never Return from.

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My my now lets not be a pun-crasher. We can all pun in harmony.

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So long as no one spikes our drinks, you mean.

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Yes spiked drinks would lead to a bloody end.

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That's why I don't drink, really. Things tend to get messy.

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Why be so end-negative? The surge of good humor you get from a spiked drink will be worth it. You should try it sometime. Be courageous enough to snap.

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I can't help it. I'm just not an end-positive kind of guy. The world always seems pretty drab to me.

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I hate to Steel someone's pun, but I only have a Shard of Honor.

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Stop Snapping at me, the steel in your tone is unnaceptable. If you continue to Lash out at everyone you can Push us all into Ruin. You're Edgedancing on the brink of a void and if you dont take better care in Preserving your life, you are going to Shatter everyone who feels any Devotion towards our Honourable family. This is not the Ideal way to live and I can hardly say you are a Radiant example to your peers.

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I had to do a bit of housework this morning. Had to get rid of a bunch of spirit webs in the ceilings- I hate spiders. The whole ordeals left me rather lifeless.

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It's a good thing we all like puns And all see 'em as Shards of Brilliance in a Drab world. I'm sure we will be Vin-dicated for our Devotion when we Iron out the kinks. 

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