Popular Post ccstat Posted March 2, 2017 Popular Post Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 In a cosmere version of Taylor Swift's Shake It Off, I present Khriss singing Nazrilof (I've spoilered one stanza that deals with Secret History) Nazrilof You say you’re not that tough Complain you’ve got it rough But we don’t have enough, mmm-mmm We still don’t have enough, mmm-mmm No need to act so gruff Just one more list of stuff We still don’t have enough, mmm-mmm No we don’t have enough, mmm-mmm You just keep collecting, searching and detecting. I’m sure you can do it! I’ll be here, There’s so much left for me to write! ‘Cause mistings gonna burn (burn, burn, burn, burn) And god-kings will Return (-turn, -turn, -turn, -turn) There’s so much still to learn (learn, learn, learn, learn) Nazrilof! Nazrilof! Ferrings have metalminds (minds, minds, minds, minds) While Radiants surgebind (bind, bind, bind, bind) I feel so far behind (-hind, -hind, -hind, -hind) Nazrilof! Nazrilof! Your map of Luthadel Was annotated well! Do one of Fjordell, mmm-mmm And then these other twelve, mmm-mmm Spoiler You say it isn’t fair Survivor broke your chair Lost your knife and doesn’t care, mmm-mmm He’s not the type to care, mmm-mmm Just keep collecting, searching and detecting. I’m sure you can do it! I’ll be here, There’s so much still I have to write! Awakening takes Breath (breath, breath, breath, breath) Shades linger after death (death, death, death, death) So many facts still left (left, left, left, left) Nazrilof! Narilof! On Sel they draw Aons (-ons, -ons, -ons, -ons) The dead pass to Beyond (-ond, -ond, -ond, -ond) Can’t get anything wrong (wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong) Nazrilof! Nazrilof! Nazrilof! Nazrilof! {repeats} Hey, hey, hey Just think! While you’ve been getting maps and charts about the manifestations of investiture across worlds, You might have been a shade back on Thren-o-dy Bavadin says I can’t come home She’s like, “Not a chance!” but I’ll just work with Nazh. And that fella over there with the shocking white hair Couldn’t tell you near as much about Arcana. A spike worn in the ear (ear, ear, ear, ear) Taln’s Scar and Reya’s Tear (tear, tear, tear, tear) Describe the whole cosmere (-mere, -mere, -mere, -mere) Nazrilof! Narilof! Draw spren, seons, and skaze (skaze, skaze, skaze, skaze) Chart Ashyn, Nalthis, Braize (Braize, Braize, Braize, Braize) So much that will amaze (-maze, -maze, -maze, -maze) Nazrilof! Nazrilof! Nazrilof! Nazrilof! [repeats] 29 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Ascendant Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 Oh storms this is amazing! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lookingglass Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 This actually makes Taylor Swift bearable! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 This would certainly explain his complaints that he writes on the maps! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccstat Posted March 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 I got really excited about this and started to put together a music video of it. Picked out a bunch of cosmere fan art for the visuals, then recorded me singing the song to a karaoke track of Shake It Off.... It turns out my man voice doesn't sound good for Khriss or for impersonating Swift. I could do a grumpy Nazh, but that doesn't fit for the whole song. So, if anyone wants to volunteer their vocals, consider this your invitation. As a side note, there seems to be zero fan art of Nazh. Several billion of Kal, Shallan, and Vin. Nearly that many Adolin, Jasnah, and Lift. A decent handful of Vasher, and even one or two of Khriss, Silence, and Sixth of the Dusk. But no Nazrilof that I could find. If you know of any, please point me to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen (with TLR's version of "You're welcome" taking close second). If Cosmere! The Musical ever happened, this would be a required musical number. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Staccato Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 On 3/3/2017 at 3:08 AM, ccstat said: You say you’re not that tough Complain you’ve got it rough But we don’t have enough, mmm-mmm We still don’t have enough, mmm-mmm No need to act so gruffJust one more list of stuff We still don’t have enough, mmm-mmm No we don’t have enough, mmm-mmm This sounds more like my mom when she's taking inventory of the kitchen... By the by, I was genuinely headbanging my table while reading the chorus and oh my God I heard Taylor Swift singing the words 'cause the Mistings gonna burn, burn, burn, burn and I was having a moment of complete, unabashed lack of self-awareness after that. You just made my day~ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hafrigado Posted September 25, 2017 Report Share Posted September 25, 2017 (edited) On 3/18/2017 at 4:20 PM, The Technovore said: This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen (with TLR's version of "You're welcome" taking close second). WHERE IS THIS? Sorry for being a Necromancer, but this is great and I can't find TLR's "You're Welcome". Edited September 25, 2017 by Hafrigado 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccstat Posted September 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2017 (edited) On 3/5/2017 at 11:07 AM, Faceless Mist-Wraith said: Probably more cheerful than people were thinking, but I thought it could be amusing. The Lord Ruler's "You're Welcome" Reveal hidden contents Okay, okay, I see what's happening here You're face-to-face with greatness and it's strange You don't even know how you feel, it's pitiful Well, it's nice to see that skaa never change Raise your head, let's begin Yes it's really me, It's Rashek, breathe it in I know it's a lot: the hair, the bod When you're staring at a Sliver of God. What can I say except "you're welcome"? For the Ashmounts, the koloss, the sky Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome All my enemies are doomed to die! [Verse 2] Hey, who pushed Scadrial across the sky, When you were waddling ye high? This guy When Ruin escaped the Well, who had built bunkers down below? You're looking at him, yo! Oh, also I blotted out the sky, you're welcome To darken your days and so you don't die Also, I discovered Hemalurgy, you're welcome To spike your friends and make them cookies [Chorus] So, what can I say except "you're welcome"? For giving Scadrial some new geography It's required to pray, you're welcome It's hard to hide my superiority You're welcome, you're welcome [Verse 3] Well, come to think of it Child, honestly, I can go on and on I can explain every natural phenomenon The plants, the microbes in the ground Oh, that was Rashek just messing around I killed Alendi, I took his place Used the Well, saved the human race What's the lesson? What is the moral here? Don't mess with Rashek or you'll disappear And the bracers here on my arms Contain the powers that keep me from harm Look at this world, I made everything happen Look at my Inquisitors just gleefully hacking Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, hey [Chorus] Well anyway, let me say you're welcome For the wonderful world you know Hey, it's okay, it's okay you're welcome Well, come to think of it, you gotta go Hey, you didn't think to say "you're welcome" So Inquisitors are going to hunt you down your execution's today, you're welcome 'Cause Rashek doesn't like to see you frown You're welcome, you're welcome I've quoted the post for you @Hafrigado. It came from this thread. Edited September 25, 2017 by ccstat 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faceless Mist-Wraith Posted September 25, 2017 Report Share Posted September 25, 2017 This is really great @ccstat! It fits really well with the music, and the image of serious Khriss singing this to even more serious Nazh is hilarious. *I received a notification about being quoted in this thread, and I honestly couldn't figure out how I had been quoted in a thread I hadn't even heard of until I checked the page. That was funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modal Seoul Posted September 25, 2017 Report Share Posted September 25, 2017 (edited) Okay, what? (I don't know the feelings that come out of this.) Edited September 25, 2017 by Captains Domon Forgot parentheses. :P 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted September 25, 2017 Report Share Posted September 25, 2017 On 3/18/2017 at 2:20 PM, The Technovore said: If Cosmere! The Musical ever happened, this would be a required musical number. Okay, that's a scary thought. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IsasikShulin Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 @ccstat I'm totally late to this thread, but I wanted to say that your parody about Nazh is awesome. So cool! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted October 2, 2019 Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 10 hours ago, IsasikShulin said: @ccstat I'm totally late to this thread, but I wanted to say that your parody about Nazh is awesome. So cool! *coughs* please don't necro threads. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted October 2, 2019 Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 6 minutes ago, Ark1002 said: *coughs* please don't necro threads. *prepares funeral rites just in case Isaac throws a bolt of art god lightning at Ark* Don’t anger the Dragonsteel ones. They will visit fire on your homelands, and the Dragonstorm will come. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndlerunner Posted October 6, 2019 Report Share Posted October 6, 2019 On 10/1/2019 at 9:05 PM, AonEne said: *prepares funeral rites just in case Isaac throws a bolt of art god lightning at Ark* Don’t anger the Dragonsteel ones. They will visit fire on your homelands, and the Dragonstorm will come. Truer words have not ever been spoken 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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