S. Stormy Posted July 20, 2022 Report Share Posted July 20, 2022 1 hour ago, HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES said: Im not crying, its those dang invisible onion chopping ninjas. Thats it.Shut up. Im not crying Those dang ninjas. They do seem to frequent particularly sad spaces of time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Why Kaladin? Posted July 20, 2022 Report Share Posted July 20, 2022 I imagine Shallan singing a sad version of "Shake it off" when she's dealing with her many internal problems. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted July 21, 2022 Report Share Posted July 21, 2022 On 7/9/2022 at 10:06 PM, Shallan Stormblessed said: Writing this broke me... I present, with tears on my cheeks, You Were My Sunshine. Good luck. Also it's in a minor key. (Although the "dear" doesn't fit as well as I'd like it to, for Tien.) Reveal hidden contents The other day, dear I found you lifeless I held you right there in my arms And right from that day I just felt broken So I hang my head and I cry You were my sunshine My only sunshine You made me happy When skies were gray You never knew, dear How much I loved you Oh, my sunshine was taken away You always loved me And made me happy And nothing else could come between But then you fell dear, and left me weeping And have shattered all of my dreams You were my sunshine My only sunshine You made me happy When skies were gray You never knew, dear How much I loved you Oh, my sunshine was taken away I'm so sorry... You could potentially just use "Tien" in place of "dear" Also, this is incredibly good, though it didn't quite move me to tears...just listening to/reading songs kinda rarely does. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy Posted July 23, 2022 Report Share Posted July 23, 2022 (edited) On 7/20/2022 at 8:19 PM, DramaQueen said: You could potentially just use "Tien" in place of "dear" Also, this is incredibly good, though it didn't quite move me to tears...just listening to/reading songs kinda rarely does. Hmm, I don't know. I pronounce Tien like "tee-EN" with two syllables, so that's kinda hard to do for me... Also, thanks! Edited July 27, 2022 by Shallan Stormblessed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendly Cremling Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 Necromancin’ Dancin’ by Bear Ghost when (warbreaker spoilers) Spoiler The Lifeless army marches on Idris. Sung by Bluefingers. An army of Lifeless advancing and dancing. Perfection. The only change I can think of right now is replacing let’s make some evil with let’s kill some evil. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy Posted August 7, 2022 Report Share Posted August 7, 2022 Empty Chairs at Empty Tables. For Kaladin. Obviously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 Oh noooo :((((((( I'm currently in Les Mis and :(( 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SzethTheHonorblade Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 All of the cosmere is super depressing ya know? Like Wayne is this super happy fun guy that is great... oh wait he killed a father in cold blood. I shudder to think what Lopen's backstory is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 So i saw the request above and decided to do them (veil sings first. Immagine the mmms as patterns noises) (veil) I stay out too late Got nothing in my brain That's what people say, mmm-mmm That's what people say, mmm-mmm I go on way to many dates But Im not sure ill make him stay At least that's what people say, mmm-mmm That's what people say, mmm-mmm But I keep crying Can't stop, won't stop lying It's like I got this whisper In my ear Saying, "It's wont be alright." 'Cause the player gonna play, play, play, play, play And odium is gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off My familys gonna break, break, break, break, break And I the faker am gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off (radiant now) I never miss a beat I'm lightning on my feet And that's what they don't see, mmm-mmm That's what they don't see, mmm-mmm (shallan I'm sparring on my own (sparring on my own) I make the kata up as I go (kata up as I go) And that's what they don't know, mmm-mmm That's what they don't know, mmm-mmm Hey, hey, hey Just think while you've been getting down and out about the liars and the dirty, dirty cheats of the world, You could've been getting down to this sick beat. My father brought his new girlfriend She's like "Oh, my God! you killed your family" but I'm just gonna shake. And to adolin over there with the hella good hair Won't you come on over, baby? We can shake, shake, shake Yeah ohhh 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 On 7/23/2022 at 3:40 PM, Shallan Stormblessed said: Hmm, I don't know. I pronounce Tien like "tee-EN" with two syllables, so that's kinda hard to do for me... No, yeah that's how I pronounce it too, I'm just able to kinda treat it sort of kind of like a diphthong, if that makes sense? Just in the middle of the note, smoothly switch vowel sounds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Personification Posted August 9, 2022 Report Share Posted August 9, 2022 On 8/6/2022 at 9:02 PM, Shallan Stormblessed said: Empty Chairs at Empty Tables. For Kaladin. Obviously. It's been done (also have a bonus "Carry on My Wayward Son"): 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy Posted August 10, 2022 Report Share Posted August 10, 2022 (edited) Ooh. I Bet My Life, also for Kaladin. With his gambling with his life about the highstorm. Also the "I know I took the path that you would never want for me" to Lirin. Bleeding Out by Imagine Dragons, with no changes. Not an exact fit, more of the mood of the end of Rhythm of War: Spoiler Kaladin Syl Moash [to Pursuer]: I'm bleeding out So if the last thing that I do Is bring you down [to Teft]: I'll bleed out for you So I bare my skin And I count my sins And I close my eyes And I take it in I'm bleeding out I'm bleeding out for you, for you [Moash is dead inside]: When the day has come That I've lost my way around And the seasons stop And hide beneath the ground When the sky turns gray And everything is screaming I will reach inside Just to find my heart is beating Oh, you tell me to hold on Oh, you tell me to hold on But innocence is gone And what was right is wrong 'Cause I'm bleeding out So if the last thing that I do Is bring you down I'll bleed out for you So I bare my skin And I count my sins And I close my eyes And I take it in And I'm bleeding out I'm bleeding out for you, for you When the hour is nigh And hopelessness is sinking in And the wolves all cry To fill the night with hollering When your eyes are red And emptiness is all you know With the darkness fed I will be your scarecrow [to Stormfather/Dalinar]: You tell me to hold on Oh, you tell me to hold on But innocence is gone And what was right is wrong 'Cause I'm bleeding out So if the last thing that I do Is bring you down I'll bleed out for you So I bare my skin And I count my sins And I close my eyes And I take it in And I'm bleeding out I'm bleeding out for you, for you I'm bleeding out for you, for you I'm bleeding out for you, for you I'm bleeding out for you, for you I'm bleeding out for you 'Cause I'm bleeding out So if the last thing that I do Is bring you down I'll bleed out for you So I bare my skin And I count my sins And I close my eyes And I take it in And I'm bleeding out I'm bleeding out for you, for you Edited August 27, 2022 by Shallan Stormblessed Adding song 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lament on the Wind Posted September 16, 2022 Report Share Posted September 16, 2022 Blue Swede-Hooked on a feeling I present to you *drumroll* Spoiler The Lopen’s song- I’m stuck on the ceiling, I’m high on believing, That up is really down! I’m stuck on the ceiling! I’m high on believing, That Captain doesn’t like, That I’m stuck on the ceiling! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lament on the Wind Posted September 16, 2022 Report Share Posted September 16, 2022 Spoiler (Sisters of salvation by Malukah,also you should really listen to this song its frickin epic) Rouse yourselves and hearken A thousand voices cry Sweeped down from the Ashyn waste And burned beneath the frozen sky Blood and iron shining See their banners fly Pray to rise our Honor So he can hear his children die... Honor,our salvation Forgive what we have done Our hope our liberation Burning like the sun Now the horn is calling It's echos soar like spears Falling tower mourning Crumbling as the end draws near Highstorm clouds are weeping A storm of fiery tears Honor can you hear us Can you feel our deepest fear? Honor,our salvation Forgive what we have done Our hope our liberation Burning like the sun Together now before us Knight Radiants aflame Our prayers fade to silence Our hatred turns to shame Alone now here we linger In embers blow and rise In skies above they wander Free from all remorse Honor our salvation Forgive what we have done Walk once more beside us Now that hope has gone... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odiumiumium Posted September 23, 2022 Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 (edited) I just had a thought... Spoiler Do You Wanna Kill Some Lighteyes? Sung by Moash Kaladin? Do you wanna kill some lighteyes? Come on, I know you’ll slay. You don’t agree with me anymore Come out the door It's like you've turned away! We used to be best buddies And now we're not. I wish you would tell me why! Do you wanna kill some lighteyes? It doesn’t have to be just a lighteyes. Go away, Moash. Okay, bye. Do you wanna kill some lighteyes? And get our vengeance for our dead? I think some murdering is overdue I've started talking to The voices in my head! (Hang in there, Dunny!) It gets a little lonely On these cracked plateaus, Just feeling my sanity go bye! Kaladin? Please, I know you're in there People are asking how you've been They say "have honor", and I'm trying to I'm right out here for you, just let me in! We only have each other It's just you and me What are we gonna do? Do you wanna kill some lighteyes? Edited September 27, 2022 by Odiumiumium Make it more original and less copy-paste-y 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy Posted September 26, 2022 Report Share Posted September 26, 2022 (edited) On 9/22/2022 at 6:04 PM, Odiumiumium said: I just had a thought... Reveal hidden contents Do You Wanna Kill Some Lighteyes? Sung by Moash Kaladin? Do you wanna kill some lighteyes? Come on, I know you’ll slay. You don’t agree with me anymore Come out the door It's like you've gone away! We used to be best buddies And now we're not. I wish you would tell me why! Do you wanna kill some lighteyes? It doesn’t have to be just a lighteyes. Go away, Moash. Okay, bye. Do you wanna kill some lighteyes? And get our vengeance for our dead? I think some murdering is overdue I've started talking to The voices in my head! (Hang in there, Dunny!) It gets a little lonely All these empty rooms Just feeling my sanity go bye! Kaladin? Please, I know you're in there People are asking how you've been They say "have honor", and I'm trying to I'm right out here for you, just let me in! We only have each other It's just you and me What are we gonna do? Do you wanna kill some lighteyes? Wow. My life is significantly better because of this. Also. Surface Pressure. For Kaladin. Again. Darkeyes are better than lighteyes Syl, don't you think that's true? Edited October 9, 2022 by Shallan Stormblessed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonDoor Posted October 14, 2022 Report Share Posted October 14, 2022 On 9/26/2022 at 10:02 AM, Shallan Stormblessed said: Darkeyes are better than lighteyes Syl, don't you think that's true? Yeah, lighteyes backhand you, enslave you, and brand you. Every one of 'em's bad, except Dalinar and Adolin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 (edited) On 10/14/2022 at 1:25 PM, AonDoor said: Yeah, lighteyes backhand you, enslave you, and brand you. Everyone of 'em's bad, except Dalinar and Adolin. Wow. That's... really good. That fits the meter really well. Also, I somewhat improved We Don't Talk About Moash and I feel like if I edit my previous post, no one will read the new version. So should I repost it here? Edited November 3, 2022 by Shallan Stormblessed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odiumiumium Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 I have too many song ideas: One that I haven't started on yet is Take Me Home, Aon Tia (Take Me Home, Country Roads by John Denver) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 (edited) On the first page of this topic, someone suggested Kaladin singing Let it Go. Be careful what you wish for. And now, Ladies and Gentlemen, Shards and Spren, Cognitive shadows of all ages, I present to you The Third Ideal: A remix of Let it Go from Frozen because I wish to inspire insanity everywhere I go. Spoiler Assassins fight in the palace tonight And my Honorspren is dead An incompetent king Moash wants to chop his head Promisies conflicting, two clashing storms inside Couldn't keep my honor, Almighty knows I've tried Don't let them kill, don't let them harm Protect others, embrace the storm Be a surgeon, cut off a limb Keep my vengeance in! I'll protect, I'll protect Time to stop hating more I'll protect, I'll protect Keep safe and block the door I will care for those they slay. Let the storm rage on These oaths never bothered me anyway. It's funny how some context makes avenging seem small And the hate that once controlled me can't get to me at all It's time to see what I can do Stretch forth my hand, and let Syl through Choose right, not wrong, the rules for me I'm free I'll protect, I'll protect Time to stop hating more I'll protect, I'll protect Keep safe and block the door I will care for those they slay. Let the storm rage on These oaths never bothered me anyway. My power forms into a shard to save the king My stormlight's spiraling in frozen fractals in a ring And one thought crystallizes like an icy blast It's time to go back, my oaths this time will last! I'll protect, I'll protect Time to stop hating more I'll protect, I'll protect Keep safe and block the door I will care for those they slay. Let the storm rage on Moash's plan always bothered me anyway. I appologize. It needed to be done. Edited November 1, 2022 by NerdyAarakocra 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Silvereye Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 Okay, does anyone here feels like Brothers in Arms by Dire Straits could become a Bridge Four song with just minimal tweaks? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 I'm the king of the singers, oh, the Roshar VIP. - Odium (I accidentally sang it singers, so...) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezzik Posted November 3, 2022 Report Share Posted November 3, 2022 Spoiler I reached the top, and had to stop, And that's what's botherin' me! I wanna take your pain, Blackthorn And stroll right off Roshar And destroy all the other shards I'm tired of hanging around! Continuation of previous post- spoilers OB 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy Posted November 3, 2022 Report Share Posted November 3, 2022 (edited) Nobody said I shouldn't, so new and improved We Don't Talk About Moash: Spoiler [After one random person idly wonders why their Sanderfan friend hates this guy Moash so much…] Sanderfan: We don't talk about Moash, no, no, no! We don't talk about Moash... but [Suddenly the poor friend and the fan take Mirabel’s part as a scene with Bridge Four and all the characters swirling around them] Kaladin: It was a rainy day Lopen: It was a rainy day Kaladin: We were getting ready, Elhokar was comple-etely safe No guards missing in that place Moash walks in with a dark, vengeful grin- Hobber: Please, no! Kaladin: You telling this story, or am I? Hobber: I'm sorry, my captain, go on Kaladin: The king’s life is his demand! Sigzil: How could he do that?! Kaladin: Sylphrena says, “Stretch forth thy hand!” Wit[with a wink]: My watchers, please get the POPCORN! Kaladin: All is healed but my shash brand Lopen: What an EPIC day... but anyway All: We don't talk about Moash, no, no, no! We don't talk about Moash! The Sanderfan[somewhat awed and starstruck to even find himself surrounded by his favorite characters, let alone to SING with them!]: Plenty say he’s got no chance of redemption His kills and his taunts get him much attention I associate him with the sound of screaming fahns, (DIE! DIE! DIE!) Navani: He’s a menace with crimes atrocious His thirst for revenge is indeed ferocious Always bitter to-wards those of high dahn Do you understahnd? Sigzil: An evil man Dubious mores Joined a singer clan He lives to serve Rayse Yeah, he sends you dreams And feasts on your screams (hey!) All: We don't talk about Moash, no, no, no! (We don't talk about Moash, no, no, no!) We don't talk about Moash (we don't talk about Moash!) Kaladin[his voice sad and tired]: He told me my friends would die And then killed Teft… Bridge Four[with RAGE]: No, no! Lyn: He gave up all of his pain! Now look who is dead... Bridge Four: No, no! Kaladin: He said that all my hope would disappear, and just like he said… (no, no! Hey!) Your fate is sealed when he thinks you are inept! A Fused told him, “Hey go kill that old man” he said, “why shouldn’t I? sounds fun” Stabbed Elhokar, though it would certainly orphan his poor toddler son Adolin: Oh, look! Leshwi is almost here Kaladin: He told me that the people I loved would all end up dead [desperately] Don’t leave me alone! [voice haunted] It's like I hear him now Adolin: Hey Vyre, I want not a sound out of you Kaladin: It's like I can hear him now I can hear him now That one random guy who didn’t really ask for this: Um, Moash... Yeah, about that Moash... Didn’t really need to know about Moash... But I got the truth and the whole truth, Moash Adolin: Bridgeboy, your girlfriend's here All: Time for battle! Various: An evil man (it was a rainy day, it was a rainy day) Dubious mores (we were getting ready) Joined a singer clan (Elhokar was completely safe) He lives to serve Rayse (no guards missing in that place!) Yeah, he sends you dreams (Moash walks in with a dark, vengeful grin-) And feasts on your screams (please, no!) You telling this story, or am I? I'm sorry, my captain, go on (oh look! Leshwi is almost here) The king’s life he does demand (an evil man, dubious mores) Sylphrena says stretch forth thy hand All is healed but my shash brand! All: He's here! Don't talk about Moash, no! The one guy: Why did I talk about Moash? All: Not a word about Moash! The poor victim of intense nerdsplaining: I never should've brought up Moash! Ooh, also Fix You, Syl singing to Kaladin. Edited November 8, 2022 by Shallan Stormblessed 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted November 17, 2022 Report Share Posted November 17, 2022 (edited) Here's a remix of War is a Science from Pippin for Kelsier to sing while the crew is making their plans at the beginning of TFE. If you haven't seen Pippin, you really should. Spoiler [KELSIER] Theft is a science With rules to be applied Which skaa crews appreciate Recall and recapitulate Before they go to decimate Old Rashek's side! Now, gentlemen, This is our plan for defeating the Lord Ruler. The army of the enemy is stationed here (just swill) So we've got to bring them out here, and this is How we will Our men in ol' Hathsin (That's a place where I have been) Will destroy the metals there, And help the convicts win And the large army (in blue) will undoubtedly peruse, For the Lord Ruler really needs his atium now too! Then to guarantee their folly We'll bring nobles into play And we'll start a giant house war As we find a large army. And then, and then And gentlemen, and then... [HAMMOND] And then the men go marching out into the fray Subverting the government and carrying the day! Hark! The blood is pounding in our ears Jubilations! We can hear a grateful nation's Cheers! [KELSIER] Hammond, sit down immediately! Now, where was I? Ah, yes Theft is a science A breeding ground for brains For though our ruler thinks us tame The men whose pens have brought them fame Will write a trilogy explaining My campaigns Now when the foe see our soldiers marching Through the lea They will mount a charge and meet us at the pits And now you see! And the nobles in our range (in yellow on the map) Will be at war and won't stop us and fall Into our trap Then we'll take the city walls and defend against them In kind Bearing principles of enfilade and defilade in mind. And if all the ploys we pick to really Work to bring to pass occur We won't just have a big city, We'll have the populace concur. And then, and then And gentlemen, and then [HAMMOND] And then the men go marching out into the fray Subverting the government and carrying the day! Hark! The blood is pounding in our ears Jubilations! We can hear a grateful nation's Cheers! [KELSIER] Hammond! In conclusion gentlemen Now listen to me closely I'll endeavour to explain What we'll do to deal with Rashek so our plan won't end in pain A plan I've made to deal with him, immortal he may seem, Provided we don't betray anyone (perhaps like Reen) A simple plan that everyone will know by heart, We'll send our favorite Vin in, and a new era will start And if the fates feel frivolous And all our plans they smother Well suppose this theft does shrivel us There's always secrets, brother! And then And then And gentlemen, and then Now gentlemen, now! [THE REST OF THE CREW] And then the men go marching out into the fray Subverting the government and carrying the day! Hark! The blood is pounding in our ears Jubilations! We can hear a grateful nation's Cheers! Edited November 17, 2022 by NerdyAarakocra 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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