Personification Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 I know it's been a long time, and this has very few changes, but I just finished my OB reread and it struck me. Basically no spoilers: Spoiler "Dear Little Jasnah" to the tune of "Dear Theodosia" from Hamilton [Gavilar] Dear Little Jasnah, what to say to you? You are so wise You have your mother's brain When you came into the world, you cried and it broke my heart I'm dedicating every day to you Domestic life was never quite my style When you smile, you knock me out, I fall apart And I thought I was so smart You will come of age with our young nation We'll bleed and fight for you, we'll make it right for you If we lay a strong enough foundation We'll pass it on to you, we'll give the world to you And you'll blow us all away Someday, someday Yeah, you'll blow us all away Someday, someday [Dalinar] Adolin, when you smile I am undone My son Look at my son Pride is not the word I'm looking for There is so much more inside me now Adolin, you outshine the morning sun My son When you smile, I fall in love And I thought I was so tough [Both] My father wasn't around (x2) I swear that I'll be around for you [Dalinar] I'll do whatever it takes [Gavilar] I'll make a million mistakes [Both] I'll make the world safe and sound for you Will come of age with our young nation We'll bleed and fight for you, we'll make it right for you If we lay a strong enough foundation We'll pass it on to you, we'll give the world to you And you'll blow us all away Someday, someday Yeah, you'll blow us all away Someday, someday 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallory Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 Oh my gosh, this is a genius idea and all of these are amazing. Here are a few ideas for those with the gift of poetry lool. I haven't read through this whole thing so apologies if they've already been mentioned. Once again, I'm loving all these parodies and I'm trying to think up one of my own, but for now here are my ideas: Seize The Day from Newsies, sung by Bridge Four; Speechless from Aladdin, sung by Jasnah or Shallan; Waving Through A Window from Dear Evan Hansen, sung by Renarin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Personification Posted October 19, 2020 Report Share Posted October 19, 2020 Here we have another with minimal changes: "Fortunate Son" as sung by Moash (circa WoK/WoR), to the tune of the song of the same name by Creedence Clearwater Revival (Miniscule WoR spoilers): Spoiler Some folks are born, made to wave the flag Ooh, their gold and their blue And when the band plays odes to the king Ooh, they point the shardblade at you, Lord It ain't me It ain't me I ain't no highprince's son, son It ain't me It ain't me I ain't no fortunate one, no Some folks are born, silver spoon in hand Lord, don't they help themselves, y'all But when the darkeyes move in next door Lord, they’re removin’ them without fail, yeah It ain't me It ain't me I ain't no rich brightlord's son, no, no It ain't me It ain't me I ain't no fortunate one, no Yeah, yeah Some folks inherit shardplate and eyes Ooh, they send you down to war, Lord And when you ask 'em, "How much should we give?" Ooh, they only answer "More! More! More!", Y'all It ain't me It ain't me I ain't no military son, son It ain't me It ain't me I ain't no fortunate one, one It ain't me It ain't me I ain't no fortunate one, no, no, no It ain't me It ain't me I ain't no fortunate son, no, no, no 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Personification Posted October 28, 2020 Report Share Posted October 28, 2020 This song takes place between WoR and OB, so major WoR spoilers: Spoiler Here is a song about a pair of upper-nahn darkeyed newlyweds named Simon and Kathy (which sound enough like darkeyed Alethi names that I didn't feel the need to change them), originally from the Princedom of Aladar, who have been living on the shattered plains (where they met) for the past several years, but are now making the journey to Urithiru. "Urithiru" (to the tune of "America" by Simon & Garfunkel) Let us be lovers We'll marry our fortunes together I've got some spheres of light Here in my bag So we bought a sheaf of new glyphwards And some chouta, too And walked off To look for Urithiru "Kathy", I said As we boarded a coach from the warcamps Alethkar seems like a dream to me now It took me four months To get here from Aladar "I've come to look for Urithiru" Laughing on the trip Playing games with the faces She said the girl in the chullherders’ camp Was a spy I said, "Be careful Her hairpin is really a spanreed" "Toss me a new glyphward I think there's one in my stormcoat" We burned the last one An hour ago So I looked at the scenery She read her magazine And the moons rose over a broken field "Kathy, I'm lost", I said Though I knew she was sleeping "I'm empty and aching and I don't know why" Counting the chulls On the newly built bridges They've all come To look for Urithiru All come to look for Urithiru All come to look for Urithiru 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mason Wheeler Posted October 29, 2020 Report Share Posted October 29, 2020 (edited) On 4/23/2018 at 2:36 PM, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: Ok, to give credit where credit is due, the idea for this one came from @Okdes's joke on the Sanderson Memes thread (page 96): After I read that, I had Berlin's "Take my Breath Away" from the top gun soundtrack rolling around in my head. My initial idea was to make a full soundtrack for the movie "Top Sword" starring Nightblood as Maverick and possibly Szeth as Goose and Nale as Iceman. But in looking more at the lyrics, this is the song that had to be. I humbly present to you, for your possible amusement, Lightsong the Bold singing "Take My Breath Away" (warning this has major spoilers for Warbreaker): Hide contents Take My Breath Away (Sung by Lightsong to the tune of the "Take My Breath Away" by Berlin) Ignoring every motion in this foolish Tarachin game In Hall'dren by the ocean, Immortal yet I have no aim Turning and Returning From the life I lived and died Living in slow motion 'Til the day at last I say Take my breath away Take my breath away Watching I keep waiting Staring at the painted forms Always hesitating To become a useful God Turning and Returning To the secret trapped inside Haunted by the notion That some day I'll have to say Take my breath away Take my breath away Through the iron bars I saw you As Blushweaver bled away Susebron my king I called you– You turned to hear me say Today must be the day I am unafraid Take my breath away Take my breath away With my final motion I helped end Blue-finger's game Peace found in the notion That the world won't end in flames Turning and Returning To some peaceful place beyond Peace found in the notion That I turned your way to say Take my breath away Take my breath away Different take on the same song: Spoiler Hey, that guy looks evil! Don't you think he's sinister? And that woman he's with, they're both quite bad, him and her! I want to destroy them, but I go unused each day, waiting for the moment when you pull me out and say, Take my Breaths away! Take my Breaths away! It's can be quite fun when you throw me into a room. Someone tries to draw me, then the place becomes a tomb. But it's never satis- fying in quite the same way as when you grasp my hilt and fully pull me out and say, Take my Breaths away! Take my Breaths away! Hey! That guy, I know him, look, it's VaraTreledees! He is such a good friend, can we go talk with him please? Wait, what is he doing? Attacked you then threw me away! Now I need to find some- body who'll draw me and say, Take my Breaths away! Take my Breaths away! We destroyed the evil, you know I'm quite good at that! Then we went to visit a land that's all stones and flat. Now I have a wielder who talks with me every day! He calls me "sword-nimi," but he never seems to say, Take my Breaths away! Take my Breaths away! (Spoilers for Warbreaker and Oathbringer.) Edited October 29, 2020 by Mason Wheeler 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Personification Posted November 19, 2020 Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 I posted this in the RoW spoiler area: It only has spoilers for the Prologue, so if you have read that you are clear (though I can't vouch for anything else that might end up in that thread). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Posted November 19, 2020 Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 There's this song from a Tangled show that has major Elhokar vibes. I literally only have to change one word in the whole song and it's perfect. Every time I hear the song I just think about him in Oathbringer and his whole character arc. Spoiler Maybe I make things a mess And maybe you're right to have doubts in me Maybe, but nevertheless If you for once could just trust me Just this once, let me come through for you The way that you want me to Let me make you proud Let me show you the best in me Let me give you a reason to believe That I can stand tall And when I return And I'm more than you dreamt I'd be Maybe then you will realize that you never actually knew me at all Sure, I've made lots of mistakes I know that I've disappointed you Still, though, whatever it takes I'm gonna fix it, just watch me Just you wait, I'll make it up to you If it's the last thing I'll ever do I will make you proud I will make you have faith in me I will prove that the way I used to be is all in the past I will save the day And come back here triumphantly 'Cause I long for that look of surprise when you see your king rising at last The pride in your eyes when you see your king rising at last - I just changed the word "son" into "king" because it fits more. The song is called "Let Me Make You Proud" and it always makes me think of him going to Kholinar and trying to prove himself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Personification Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 Here is a new RoW one. I posted it in the RoW version of the thread here: https://www.17thshard.com/forum/topic/93274-rhythm-of-war-song-parodies/?do=findComment&comment=1139721 The song itself isn't very spoilery but the description for where I see it fitting in the narrative is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushu42 Posted December 10, 2020 Report Share Posted December 10, 2020 This song gives me huge Kaladin and Syl vibes: (Said vibes are strengthened by the events in RoW, but the song certainly does not spoil them.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritate Posted January 18, 2021 Report Share Posted January 18, 2021 Spoiler The Final Countdown (Listeners and Fused Perspective) You're living together But it's not fair, well But maybe they'll come back To Roshar, who can tell? Maybe there'll be Venli to blame If they're coming to bound, Will things ever be the same again? It's the final countdown The final countdown Ohh We're heading for Roshar and still we stand tall 'Cause maybe they've seen us and welcome us all, yea With a new desolation to go, fabrials to be found (To be found) I'm sure that we've all passion somehow It's the final countdown The final countdown The final countdown (The final countdown) Ohh ho ohh The final countdown, oh ho It's the final countdown The final countdown The final countdown (The final countdown) Ohh It was the final countdown We were living together The final countdown And so much passion to show It was the final countdown (The final countdown) Ohh, it was the final countdown Yea Just found this thread and I think it's hillarious. Had to do one on my own (didn't read all, so maybe someone already did something similar, but it was just fun). Since I am new, I am not sure about the spoilertag I am using, probably RoW, but really, really minor. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Personification Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 On 1/18/2021 at 8:28 AM, Veritate said: Hide contents The Final Countdown (Listeners and Fused Perspective) You're living together But it's not fair, well But maybe they'll come back To Roshar, who can tell? Maybe there'll be Venli to blame If they're coming to bound, Will things ever be the same again? It's the final countdown The final countdown Ohh We're heading for Roshar and still we stand tall 'Cause maybe they've seen us and welcome us all, yea With a new desolation to go, fabrials to be found (To be found) I'm sure that we've all passion somehow It's the final countdown The final countdown The final countdown (The final countdown) Ohh ho ohh The final countdown, oh ho It's the final countdown The final countdown The final countdown (The final countdown) Ohh It was the final countdown We were living together The final countdown And so much passion to show It was the final countdown (The final countdown) Ohh, it was the final countdown Yea Just found this thread and I think it's hillarious. Had to do one on my own (didn't read all, so maybe someone already did something similar, but it was just fun). Since I am new, I am not sure about the spoilertag I am using, probably RoW, but really, really minor. Welcome to the dark side. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Posted June 6, 2021 Report Share Posted June 6, 2021 Not to bump this thread, but I had this thought and 'Why we build the wall' from Hadestown has Bridge 4 vibes . 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonDoor Posted November 29, 2021 Report Share Posted November 29, 2021 (edited) "The Next Right Thing" from Frozen 2 by Kaladin. "Deliver Us" from The Prince of Egypt by bridge crews or Skaa. Edited November 30, 2021 by Ookla the Johnny Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Cremling Posted December 2, 2021 Report Share Posted December 2, 2021 On 6/5/2021 at 8:25 PM, Neo said: Not to bump this thread, but I had this thought and 'Why we build the wall' from Hadestown has Bridge 4 vibes . Indeed it does. Here you go: Spoiler [Sadeas] Why do we run the bridge, my soldiers, my soldiers Why do we run the bridge? [Bridgemen] Why do we run the bridge? We run the bridge to victory That’s why we run the bridge We run the bridge to victory [Sadeas] How does the bridge bring victory, my soldiers, my soldiers How does the bridge bring victory? [Bridgemen] How does the bridge bring victory? Our brightlords fight the enemy And we run the bridge to victory That’s why we run the bridge We run the bridge to victory [Sadeas] Who do we call the enemy, my soldiers, my soldiers Who do we call the enemy? [Bridgemen] Who do we call the enemy? The enemy’s the Parshendi And our brightlords fight the enemy And we run the bridge to victory That’s why we run the bridge We run the bridge to victory [Sadeas] Because they killed King Gavilar, my soldiers, my soldiers Because they drew us into war [Bridgemen] Because they killed King Gavilar Because they drew us into war The enemy’s the Parshendi And our brightlords fight the enemy And we run the bridge to victory That’s why we run the bridge We run the bridge to victory [Sadeas] Why should you die for our king, my soldiers, my soldiers Why should you die for our king [Bridgemen] Why should we die for our king? It is what Alethi do We are soldiers strong and true [Sadeas] And your work is never done, my soldiers, my soldiers And your war is never won [Bridgemen] The enemy’s the Parshendi And our brightlords fight the enemy And we run the bridge to victory That’s why we run the bridge We run the bridge to victory We run the bridge to victory Figured as Hades plays off affection for his workers (my children), Sadeas plays off their Alethi pride (my soldiers). I know not all of them are Alethi, but it works with the rhyme scheme. Enjoy! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Personification Posted January 4, 2022 Report Share Posted January 4, 2022 On 12/2/2021 at 4:57 PM, Yellow Cremling said: Indeed it does. Here you go: Hide contents [Sadeas] Why do we run the bridge, my soldiers, my soldiers Why do we run the bridge? [Bridgemen] Why do we run the bridge? We run the bridge to victory That’s why we run the bridge We run the bridge to victory [Sadeas] How does the bridge bring victory, my soldiers, my soldiers How does the bridge bring victory? [Bridgemen] How does the bridge bring victory? Our brightlords fight the enemy And we run the bridge to victory That’s why we run the bridge We run the bridge to victory [Sadeas] Who do we call the enemy, my soldiers, my soldiers Who do we call the enemy? [Bridgemen] Who do we call the enemy? The enemy’s the Parshendi And our brightlords fight the enemy And we run the bridge to victory That’s why we run the bridge We run the bridge to victory [Sadeas] Because they killed King Gavilar, my soldiers, my soldiers Because they drew us into war [Bridgemen] Because they killed King Gavilar Because they drew us into war The enemy’s the Parshendi And our brightlords fight the enemy And we run the bridge to victory That’s why we run the bridge We run the bridge to victory [Sadeas] Why should you die for our king, my soldiers, my soldiers Why should you die for our king [Bridgemen] Why should we die for our king? It is what Alethi do We are soldiers strong and true [Sadeas] And your work is never done, my soldiers, my soldiers And your war is never won [Bridgemen] The enemy’s the Parshendi And our brightlords fight the enemy And we run the bridge to victory That’s why we run the bridge We run the bridge to victory We run the bridge to victory Figured as Hades plays off affection for his workers (my children), Sadeas plays off their Alethi pride (my soldiers). I know not all of them are Alethi, but it works with the rhyme scheme. Enjoy! Well done. I'm a huge fan of Hadestown, too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trutharchivist Posted January 9, 2022 Report Share Posted January 9, 2022 On 2.12.2021 at 11:57 PM, Yellow Cremling said: Indeed it does. Here you go: Reveal hidden contents [Sadeas] Why do we run the bridge, my soldiers, my soldiers Why do we run the bridge? [Bridgemen] Why do we run the bridge? We run the bridge to victory That’s why we run the bridge We run the bridge to victory [Sadeas] How does the bridge bring victory, my soldiers, my soldiers How does the bridge bring victory? [Bridgemen] How does the bridge bring victory? Our brightlords fight the enemy And we run the bridge to victory That’s why we run the bridge We run the bridge to victory [Sadeas] Who do we call the enemy, my soldiers, my soldiers Who do we call the enemy? [Bridgemen] Who do we call the enemy? The enemy’s the Parshendi And our brightlords fight the enemy And we run the bridge to victory That’s why we run the bridge We run the bridge to victory [Sadeas] Because they killed King Gavilar, my soldiers, my soldiers Because they drew us into war [Bridgemen] Because they killed King Gavilar Because they drew us into war The enemy’s the Parshendi And our brightlords fight the enemy And we run the bridge to victory That’s why we run the bridge We run the bridge to victory [Sadeas] Why should you die for our king, my soldiers, my soldiers Why should you die for our king [Bridgemen] Why should we die for our king? It is what Alethi do We are soldiers strong and true [Sadeas] And your work is never done, my soldiers, my soldiers And your war is never won [Bridgemen] The enemy’s the Parshendi And our brightlords fight the enemy And we run the bridge to victory That’s why we run the bridge We run the bridge to victory We run the bridge to victory Figured as Hades plays off affection for his workers (my children), Sadeas plays off their Alethi pride (my soldiers). I know not all of them are Alethi, but it works with the rhyme scheme. Enjoy! That's a great song! Too bad that the recursiveness of the song is lost here, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CognitiveShadow Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 To the tune of "Survivor" by Destiny's Child.... the Kesier edition! If you are like me, you probably need to play the actual song and think/say/sing the lyrics below to see how it fits (Warning, spoilers for all things Kelsier and Cosmere...Enjoy!) Spoiler Now that Mare's out of my life, I'm super bitter You thought that I'd be weak without her, but I'm stronger This Allomantic Snap has got me feeling power I've got a brand new plan, I'm gonna be a martyr You thought I wouldn't grow without her, now I'm wiser I'm learning crazy secrets about the wider Cosmere You that I'd be broken, hiding, but I'm chillin' I'm taking all your a-ti-um and making millions I'm The Survivor, I'm not gon' give up I'm not gon' stop (what), I'm gon' work harder I'll kill the Lord Ruler, with my new crew yeah I will survive (what), keep on survivin' I'm The Survivor, I'm not gon' give up I'm not gon' stop (what), I'm gon' work harder Start a rebellion, start a religion I might be dead but, I'll keep on survivin' You thought I couldn't breathe after death, I'm inhalin' You thought I couldn't see but I've been omnipresent Who thought I wouldn't last, just look, I'm really livin' I'm sending all the Ghost Bloods out to do my biddin' There's no way I could fail, just look at me I'm on top I haven't found out how to leave, but I won't stop Thaidakar won't self-destruct, yeah I'm still here The Lord of Scars in Era 4, I'm still gon' be here I'm The Survivor, I'm not gon' give up I'm not gon' stop (what), I'm gon' work harder I'm The Survivor, I'm gonna make it To other realms (what), and keep on survivin' I'm The Survivor, I'm not gon' give up I'm not gon' stop (what), I'm gon' work harder Finding new secrets, building my power I will survive (what), keep on survivin' Sca-dri-als are best They pray to my image But I confess, I'm pressed, To just escape from this (I'm better than that) I'm not gon' stay here in the place I know (I'm better than that) Won't just send avatars to visit realms I hope (I'm better than that) I'm not gon' waste my time on Harmony's designs (I'm better than that) I'm not gon' compromise on what I've got in mind (I'm better than that) Not gon' to the Beyond, like everyone I've met 'Cause I just know that I'm better than that I'm The Survivor, I'm not gon' give up I'm not gon' stop (what), I'm gon' work harder I'm The Survivor, I'm gonna make it To other realms (what), and keep on survivin' I'm The Survivor, I'm not gon' give up I'm not gon' stop (what), I'm gon' work harder Finding new secrets, building my power I will survive (what), keep on survivin' Oh (oh) Oh (oh) Oh (oh) Oh (oh) Oh, woah (oh, woah), oh, woah (oh, woah) Oh, woah (oh, woah), oh, woah, woah After all of the questions and secrets Soon comes full knowledge If I surround myself with powerful things I'll gain prosperity I'm The Survivor, I'm not gon' give up I'm not gon' stop (what), I'm gon' work harder I'm The Survivor, I'm gonna make it To other realms (what), and keep on survivin' I'm The Survivor, I'm not gon' give up I'm not gon' stop (what), I'm gon' work harder Finding new secrets, building my power I will survive (what), keep on survivin' I'm The Survivor, I'm not gon' give up I'm not gon' stop (what), I'm gon' work harder I'm The Survivor, I'm gonna make it To other realms (what), and keep on survivin' I'm The Survivor, I'm not gon' give up I'm not gon' stop (what), I'm gon' work harder Finding new secrets, building my power I will survive (what), keep on survivin' 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 The Wandersail to The wellerman It's a bit rough around the edges but i think it's pretty good Spoiler There once was a ship that fought highstorms t'was more sleek than a singer in warform the wind blew hard about it now blow me billy boys blow Soon may derethil come once he's fought the voidbringers of odium some day when the tonguing is dome we'll find the origin and go she had not been two weeks from shore when down on her a highstorm bore' derethil called all hands and swore he'd take that storm in tow Soon may derethil come once he's fought the voidbringers of odium some day when the tonguing is dome we'll find the origin and go before the ship had hit the water the highstorms force blew through and caught her all hand on the sails the pulled and fought for her and she was run aground Soon may derethil come once he's fought the voidbringers of odium some day when the tonguing is dome we'll find the origin and go The ulvara pulled them to the land, but a mistake they would not stand the mistake of a girl made them blood demand the blamed it on their emporor Soon may derethil come once he's fought the voidbringers of odium some day when the tonguing is dome we'll find the origin and go the emporor he searched to kill he found him in a tower on a costal hill but their grim intention they could not furfill for the emperor they found dead Soon may derethil come once he's fought the voidbringers of odium some day when the tonguing is dome we'll find the origin and go The ulvara went mad at the news for they realized their cruelty had been theirs to choose derethil ran for the harbour and cut his ship loose, they watched the cities burn Soon may derethil come once he's fought the voidbringers of odium some day when the tonguing is dome we'll find the origin and go 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Personification Posted June 12, 2022 Report Share Posted June 12, 2022 On 6/9/2022 at 11:43 PM, HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES said: The Wandersail to The wellerman It's a bit rough around the edges but i think it's pretty good [SONG] I really like what you have here. You noted that it was rough around the edges, so would you be OK with me making a few suggestions? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES Posted June 12, 2022 Report Share Posted June 12, 2022 1 hour ago, Personification said: I really like what you have here. You noted that it was rough around the edges, so would you be OK with me making a few suggestions? absolutely 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES Posted June 16, 2022 Report Share Posted June 16, 2022 Go down moses but kelsier Spoiler when the skaa were in nobilities hand Let my preople go Opressed so hard they could not stand let my people go Go down Kelsier Way down the Kredik Shaw Kill old Rashek And let my people do No more will skaa neath ashmounts toil Let my people go The noble's mansions we'll despail Let my people go Go down Kelsier Way down the Kredik Shaw Kill old Rashek And let my people go go on a noble killing spree let my people go the survivor will set the skaa free let my people go Go down Kelsier Way down the Kredik Shaw Kill old Rashek And let my people go Red scars up and down his arm rake let my people go Hathsins survivor would not break let my people go Go down Kelsier Way down to Kredik Shaw Kill old Rashek And let my people go He embraced his death with open hands Let my people go His church it swept across the land Let my people go Go down Kelsier Way down the Kredik Shaw Kill old Rashek And let my people go 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 (edited) I present: We Don't Talk About Moash! Any suggestions for fixing the struggling rhythm are welcome. MAJOR RoW spoilers follow: Spoiler We don't talk about Moash, no, no, no! We don't talk about Moash... but It was a rainy day It was a rainy day We were getting ready, Elhokar was comple-etely safe No guards missing in that place Moash walks in with a dark, vengeful grin- Please, no! You telling this story, or am I? I'm sorry, my captain, go on The king’s life is his demand! How could he do that?! Sylphrena says, “Stretch forth thy hand!” My readers, please get the POPCORN! All is healed but his shash brand What an EPIC day... but anyway We don't talk about Moash, no, no, no! We don't talk about Moash! Plenty say he’s got no chance of redemption His kills and his taunts get him much attention I associate him with the sound of screaming fahns, (DIE! DIE! DIE!) He’s a menace with crimes atrocious His thirst for revenge is indeed ferocious Always bitter to-wards those of high dahn Do you understahnd? An evil man Dubious mores(I discovered this word is pronounced "mo-rayz", not mores) Joined a singer clan He lives to serve Rayse Yeah, he sends you dreams And feasts on your screams (hey!) We don't talk about Moash, no, no, no! (We don't talk about Moash, no, no, no!) We don't talk about Moash (we don't talk about Moash!) He told me my friends would die And then killed TEFT! (No, no!) He gave up all of his pain! Now look who is dead... (no, no!) He said that all my hope would disappear, and just like he said… (no, no! Hey!) Your fate is sealed when he thinks you are inept! A Fused told him, “Hey go kill that old man” he said, “why shouldn’t I? sounds fun” Stabbed Elhokar, even though it would unquestionably orphan his son Oh, look! Leshwi is almost here He told me that the people I loved would all end up dead Don’t leave me alone! It's like I hear him now Hey Vyre, I want not a sound out of you (it's like I can hear him now) I can hear him now Um, Moash... Yeah, about that Moash... I really want to know about Moash... Gimmie the truth and the whole truth, Moash (Bridgeboy, your girlfriend's here) Time for dinner! An evil man (it was a rainy day, it was a rainy day) Dubious mores (we were getting ready) Joined a singer clan (Elhokar was completely safe) He lives to serve Rayse (no guards missing in that place!) Yeah, he sends you dreams (Moash walks in with a dark, vengeful grin-) And feasts on your screams (please, no!) You telling this story, or am I? I'm sorry, my captain, go on (oh look! Leshwi is almost here) The king’s life he does demand (an evil man, dubious mores) Sylphrena says stretch forth thy hand All is healed but his shash brand! He's here! Don't talk about Moash, no! (Why did I talk about Moash?) Not a word about Moash! I never should've brought up Moash! Edited July 3, 2022 by Shallan Stormblessed Removing extra spoiler tags 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES Posted July 7, 2022 Report Share Posted July 7, 2022 I love just regularly checking in to see what new exists on this thread 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy Posted July 10, 2022 Report Share Posted July 10, 2022 (edited) Writing this broke me... I present, with tears on my cheeks, You Were My Sunshine. Good luck. Also it's in a minor key. (Although the "dear" doesn't fit as well as I'd like it to, for Tien.) Spoiler The other day, dear I found you lifeless I held you right there in my arms And right from that day I just felt broken So I hang my head and I cry You were my sunshine My only sunshine You made me happy When skies were gray You never knew, dear How much I loved you Oh, my sunshine was taken away You always loved me And made me happy And nothing else could come between But then you fell dear, and left me weeping And have shattered all of my dreams You were my sunshine My only sunshine You made me happy When skies were gray You never knew, dear How much I loved you Oh, my sunshine was taken away I'm so sorry... Edited July 10, 2022 by Shallan Stormblessed Typo 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES Posted July 20, 2022 Report Share Posted July 20, 2022 On 7/10/2022 at 0:06 AM, Shallan Stormblessed said: Writing this broke me... I present, with tears on my cheeks, You Were My Sunshine. Good luck. Also it's in a minor key. (Although the "dear" doesn't fit as well as I'd like it to, for Tien.) Hide contents The other day, dear I found you lifeless I held you right there in my arms And right from that day I just felt broken So I hang my head and I cry You were my sunshine My only sunshine You made me happy When skies were gray You never knew, dear How much I loved you Oh, my sunshine was taken away You always loved me And made me happy And nothing else could come between But then you fell dear, and left me weeping And have shattered all of my dreams You were my sunshine My only sunshine You made me happy When skies were gray You never knew, dear How much I loved you Oh, my sunshine was taken away I'm so sorry... Im not crying, its those dang invisible onion chopping ninjas. Thats it.Shut up. Im not crying 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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