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Here's my first attempt, hope you like it.

We're not gonna break them (to the tune of we're not gonna take it by the twisted sisters) ●Oathbringer spoilers●

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We're not gonna break them
No, we ain't gonna break them
We're not gonna break none of our oaths

We swore our vows to spren and
We won't break them again
This is our cause, this is our world

We'll fight the powers of Braize and
We're armed with shards and our plates
This is our chance, to stop this storm

We're not gonna break them
No, we ain't gonna break them
We're not gonna break none of our oaths.

The thunderclasts awaken, the thrill of the fight fills them
For too long you've killed with impunity
Our land has been forsaken, our armies have been taken
But now we fight with unity

We'll fight, yeah
We'll lead, yeah
Unite, yeah
You'll see, yeah

We're not gonna break them
No, we ain't gonna break them
We're not gonna break none of our oaths
We're not gonna break them
No, we ain't gonna break them
We're not gonna break none of our oaths

 

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12 hours ago, Xavier Iriarte said:

Here's my first attempt, hope you like it.

We're not gonna break them (to the tune of we're not gonna take it by the twisted sisters) ●Oathbringer spoilers●

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We're not gonna break them
No, we ain't gonna break them
We're not gonna break none of our oaths

We swore our vows to spren and
We won't break them again
This is our cause, this is our world

We'll fight the powers of Braize and
We're armed with shards and our plates
This is our chance, to stop this storm

We're not gonna break them
No, we ain't gonna break them
We're not gonna break none of our oaths.

The thunderclasts awaken, the thrill of the fight fills them
For too long you've killed with impunity
Our land has been forsaken, our armies have been taken
But now we fight with unity

We'll fight, yeah
We'll lead, yeah
Unite, yeah
You'll see, yeah

We're not gonna break them
No, we ain't gonna break them
We're not gonna break none of our oaths
We're not gonna break them
No, we ain't gonna break them
We're not gonna break none of our oaths

 

Well done!

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I've made a new one! One of the things that hit me harder in SA is Kaladin's depression, and so i took the song that i thought most fitting to talk about it: Fade to black by Metallica

●Very slight spoilers●

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Life around me fades away
Every day the price i pay
As the darkness takes me in
I can't smile or raise my chin

All those deaths i must relive
Simply nothing more to give
My friends perish but not me
Death will never set me free

Protect who can't protect themselves
Even protect the ones i hate
But what about the ones i love?
All that pain that i can't shove

I can't stand the death of Tien
Dallet's squad and the bridgemen
All my failures i repeat
The embrace of death would be so sweet

No one but me
Can undestand
Now it's too late

Now i don't know
Know why i should even care

Yesterday's weight
Feels like it's smothering my will
Now it just seems
That i can only survive

Survive...

 

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  • 2 weeks later...

We need some pop music in this thread... Ariana, anyone? 

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thank u, next by Adolin Kholin

Thought I'd end up with Deeli
But she wasn't a match
Spent some time with Janala
Now I think back and laugh
One was annoying, but
For Malasha, I'm thankful
Glad I broke up with Danlan–
She wasn't an angel

One taught me love
One taught me patience
And one taught me pain
Now, I'm so amazing
I've loved and I've lost
But that's not what I see
So, look what I got
Look what you taught me
And for that, I say

Thank you, next (next)
Thank you, next (next)
Thank you, next
I'm so stormin' grateful for my ex
Thank you, next (next)
Thank you, next (next)
Thank you, next (next)
I'm so stormin' grateful

Spend more time with Renarin
I ain't worried 'bout nothin'
Plus, I met someone else
We havin' better discussions
I know they say I move on too fast
But this one gon' last
'Cause her name is Shallan
And I'm so good with that (so good with that)

She taught me love (love)
She taught me patience (patience)
How she handles pain (pain)
That crem's amazing (yeah, she's amazing)
I've loved and I've lost (yeah, yeah)
But that's not what I see (yeah, yeah)
'Cause look what I've found (yeah, yeah)
Ain't no need for searching, and for that, I say

Thank you, next (thank you, next)
Thank you, next (thank you, next)
Thank you, next (thank you)
I'm so stormin' grateful for my ex
Thank you, next (thank you, next)
Thank you, next (said thank you, next)
Thank you, next (next)
I'm so stormin' grateful for my ex

Thank you, next
Thank you, next
Thank you, next
I'm so stormin' grateful

And I just walked down the aisle
Holding hands with an ardent
I'll be thanking my dad
'Cause he grew from the Blackthorn
Waited for this, real bad
Gon' make that crem last
Almighty forbid something happens
Least this song is a smash (song is a smash)

I've got so much love (love)
Got so much patience (patience)
I've learned from the pain (pain)
I turned out amazing (turned out amazing)
I've loved and I've lost (yeah, yeah)
But that's not what I see (yeah, yeah)
'Cause look what I've found (yeah, yeah)
Ain't no need for searching
And for that, I'll say

Thank you, next (thank you, next)
Thank you, next (thank you, next)
Thank you, next
I'm so stormin' grateful for my ex
Thank you, next (thank you, next)
Thank you, next (said thank you, next)
Thank you, next (next)
I'm so stormin' grateful for my ex

Thank you, next
Thank you, next
Thank you, next
Yeah, yee
Thank you, next
Thank you, next
Thank you, next
Yeah, yee

Songwriters: Adolin Kholin / Renarin Kholin / Jasnah Kholin / Dalinar Kholin / Navani Kholin / Gavinor Kholin

thank u, next lyrics © Alethkar/Kholinar Music, Inc, ROSHAR Rights Management, Cosmere Music Publishing Group

 

 

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On Sunday, December 30, 2018 at 4:37 PM, Xavier Iriarte said:

Hello! I just recently joined and would love to participate. Do you have any suggestions? Mostly punk-rock and metal songs and i'll be sure to try to make one.

I loved your twisted sister parody!

"Anarchy In Roshar" By the Sex Pistols would be fun.

Or maybe "One-eyed Gaz" by the Clash, to the tune of Jimmy Jazz.

Or how about a Lift song, "Pancake Girl" by the Dead Milkman, to the tune of Punk Rock Girl.

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1 minute ago, Ashspren said:

It’s my personal headcanon that the Kholins sometimes gather the whole (living) family and write songs together... and it’s all Dalinar’s idea.

I also subscribe to this now. It is the best thing I've read all day (excepting OB of course)

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@hoiditthroughthegrapevine @John203

I finished! Pancake girl, as sung by none other that Wyndle! I hope you guys like it, it was a bit challenging

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One day i was walking around the shattered plains
When a saw a girl that almost blew my brains
(pancake girl) I'm no voidbringer
(pancake girl) But you're a dead ringer
Let's travel around Roshar
Just you and me, pancake girl

I told her that i miss my garden, she said she didn't care
She summons me as a fork, not even a blade
(Pancake girl) you're a reshi kid
(Pancake girl) you're very slick
Eat Lavis polyp swirl
just you and me Pancake girl.

We entered the guards post
And proceeded to steal lunch
The sound gave us away
They all coud hear her munch
So she jumped around the soldiers
And shouted starve you!
And everyone was chasing her
Around the Tashikk slums
Everyone was screaming
And lift started dreaming
"Delicious pancakes"

She took me all around Roshar
I followed with my vines
But she's not very sneaky
Since her skin just shines
(Pancake girl) you're radiant now
(Pancake girl) so please slow down
Running makes me whirl
Is you and me pancake girl

Going into the city
I asked Jezrien to protect me
If this girl has her way
She will surely get us killed
I asked her how to get in
But she didn't know the answer
But still she was confident
Storming edgedancer

We got in a grain cart
away we started rollin'
I said how much you pay for this,
Said "nothin' man, it's stolen".
(pancake girl) i'm not meant for this
(pancake girl) my house i miss
We'll visit azimir
Just you and me
Eat fudge banana swirl
Just you and me
We'll travel around roshar
Just you and me
Pancake girl

 

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6 minutes ago, Xavier Iriarte said:

@hoiditthroughthegrapevine @John203

I finished! Pancake girl, as sung by none other that Wyndle! I hope you guys like it, it was a bit challenging

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One day i was walking around the shattered plains
When a saw a girl that almost blew my brains
(pancake girl) I'm no voidbringer
(pancake girl) But you're a dead ringer
Let's travel around Roshar
Just you and me, pancake girl

I told her that i miss my garden, she said she didn't care
She summons me as a fork, not even a blade
(Pancake girl) you're a reshi kid
(Pancake girl) you're very slick
Eat Lavis polyp swirl
just you and me Pancake girl.

We entered the guards post
And proceeded to steal lunch
The sound gave us away
They all coud hear her munch
So she jumped around the soldiers
And shouted starve you!
And everyone was chasing her
Around the Tashikk slums
Everyone was screaming
And lift started dreaming
"Delicious pancakes"

She took me all around Roshar
I followed with my vines
But she's not very sneaky
Since her skin just shines
(Pancake girl) you're radiant now
(Pancake girl) so please slow down
Running makes me whirl
Is you and me pancake girl

Going into the city
I asked Jezrien to protect me
If this girl has her way
She will surely get us killed
I asked her how to get in
But she didn't know the answer
But still she was confident
Storming edgedancer

We got in a grain cart
away we started rollin'
I said how much you pay for this,
Said "nothin' man, it's stolen".
(pancake girl) i'm not meant for this
(pancake girl) my house i miss
We'll visit azimir
Just you and me
Eat fudge banana swirl
Just you and me
We'll travel around roshar
Just you and me
Pancake girl

 

That was awesome.

See what I did there?

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1 hour ago, Xavier Iriarte said:

I turned my awesomeness on for that song.

Rad, your Awesomeness was set to 11!

And as a prompt, for Anarchy in Roshar, sung by Johnny Rotspren, backed by Sid Viscous on the Electric Ryshadium, you could use the following lines (if you are so inclined):

Anarchy in Roshar,
It's comin's some time, fubar
And I wanna be Ra-di-ant

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1 hour ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said:

Rad, your Awesomeness was set to 11!

And as a prompt, for Anarchy in Roshar, sung by Johnny Rotspren, backed by Sid Viscous on the Electric Ryshadium, you could use the following lines (if you are so inclined):

Anarchy in Roshar,
It's comin's some time, fubar
And I wanna be Ra-di-ant

The thing with these punk songs (and this was a problem with punk rock girl too) is they aren't really melodic, so making lyrics becomes somewhat difficult. But i'll try!

Any other suggestions are welcome, i have a lot of fun making these

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Awesome @Xavier Iriarte, can't wait to see what you come up with.

I always have more ideas, so here are a couple more suggestions.

METAL:

  • Countdown to Desolation by Megadeath.
  • This is How the Shards Kill by Danzig, based on the recent WoB where Brandon confirmed that Shards can smite people.

PUNK:

  • I just Wanna beat the Hog, sung by Tien's old squad boss Sheler (sung to the tune of I just wanna be your Dog)
  • Storm Desolation, this is Braize by Bad Vorinism (sung to the tune of Storm Armageddon, This is Hell)
  • Dark Eyes, 2nd Generation by Bad Vorinism (sung to the tune of White Trash 2nd Generation)
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4 hours ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said:

Awesome @Xavier Iriarte, can't wait to see what you come up with.

I always have more ideas, so here are a couple more suggestions.

METAL:

  • Countdown to Desolation by Megadeath.
  • This is How the Shards Kill by Danzig, based on the recent WoB where Brandon confirmed that Shards can smite people.

PUNK:

  • I just Wanna beat the Hog, sung by Tien's old squad boss Sheler (sung to the tune of I just wanna be your Dog)
  • Storm Desolation, this is Braize by Bad Vorinism (sung to the tune of Storm Armageddon, This is Hell)
  • Dark Eyes, 2nd Generation by Bad Vorinism (sung to the tune of White Trash 2nd Generation)

I will make sure to at least get the Bad religion one, as they are my second favorite band!

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