Brightness Warrior Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 On 10/20/2017 at 3:32 PM, Taliax said: I think I just used all of my daily upvotes on this thread XD SAME I relate to this SO much! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Iriarte Posted December 31, 2018 Report Share Posted December 31, 2018 Hello! I just recently joined and would love to participate. Do you have any suggestions? Mostly punk-rock and metal songs and i'll be sure to try to make one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Personification Posted December 31, 2018 Report Share Posted December 31, 2018 I usually find inspiration by just listening to music that I enjoy until something strikes me as parodiable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Iriarte Posted December 31, 2018 Report Share Posted December 31, 2018 Here's my first attempt, hope you like it. We're not gonna break them (to the tune of we're not gonna take it by the twisted sisters) ●Oathbringer spoilers● Spoiler We're not gonna break them No, we ain't gonna break them We're not gonna break none of our oaths We swore our vows to spren and We won't break them again This is our cause, this is our world We'll fight the powers of Braize and We're armed with shards and our plates This is our chance, to stop this storm We're not gonna break them No, we ain't gonna break them We're not gonna break none of our oaths. The thunderclasts awaken, the thrill of the fight fills them For too long you've killed with impunity Our land has been forsaken, our armies have been taken But now we fight with unity We'll fight, yeah We'll lead, yeah Unite, yeah You'll see, yeah We're not gonna break them No, we ain't gonna break them We're not gonna break none of our oaths We're not gonna break them No, we ain't gonna break them We're not gonna break none of our oaths 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndlerunner Posted December 31, 2018 Report Share Posted December 31, 2018 12 hours ago, Xavier Iriarte said: Here's my first attempt, hope you like it. We're not gonna break them (to the tune of we're not gonna take it by the twisted sisters) ●Oathbringer spoilers● Reveal hidden contents We're not gonna break them No, we ain't gonna break them We're not gonna break none of our oaths We swore our vows to spren and We won't break them again This is our cause, this is our world We'll fight the powers of Braize and We're armed with shards and our plates This is our chance, to stop this storm We're not gonna break them No, we ain't gonna break them We're not gonna break none of our oaths. The thunderclasts awaken, the thrill of the fight fills them For too long you've killed with impunity Our land has been forsaken, our armies have been taken But now we fight with unity We'll fight, yeah We'll lead, yeah Unite, yeah You'll see, yeah We're not gonna break them No, we ain't gonna break them We're not gonna break none of our oaths We're not gonna break them No, we ain't gonna break them We're not gonna break none of our oaths Well done! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Iriarte Posted January 2, 2019 Report Share Posted January 2, 2019 I've made a new one! One of the things that hit me harder in SA is Kaladin's depression, and so i took the song that i thought most fitting to talk about it: Fade to black by Metallica ●Very slight spoilers● Spoiler Life around me fades away Every day the price i pay As the darkness takes me in I can't smile or raise my chin All those deaths i must relive Simply nothing more to give My friends perish but not me Death will never set me free Protect who can't protect themselves Even protect the ones i hate But what about the ones i love? All that pain that i can't shove I can't stand the death of Tien Dallet's squad and the bridgemen All my failures i repeat The embrace of death would be so sweet No one but me Can undestand Now it's too late Now i don't know Know why i should even care Yesterday's weight Feels like it's smothering my will Now it just seems That i can only survive Survive... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted January 10, 2019 Report Share Posted January 10, 2019 We need some pop music in this thread... Ariana, anyone? Spoiler thank u, next by Adolin Kholin Thought I'd end up with Deeli But she wasn't a match Spent some time with Janala Now I think back and laugh One was annoying, but For Malasha, I'm thankful Glad I broke up with Danlan– She wasn't an angel One taught me love One taught me patience And one taught me pain Now, I'm so amazing I've loved and I've lost But that's not what I see So, look what I got Look what you taught me And for that, I say Thank you, next (next) Thank you, next (next) Thank you, next I'm so stormin' grateful for my ex Thank you, next (next) Thank you, next (next) Thank you, next (next) I'm so stormin' grateful Spend more time with Renarin I ain't worried 'bout nothin' Plus, I met someone else We havin' better discussions I know they say I move on too fast But this one gon' last 'Cause her name is Shallan And I'm so good with that (so good with that) She taught me love (love) She taught me patience (patience) How she handles pain (pain) That crem's amazing (yeah, she's amazing) I've loved and I've lost (yeah, yeah) But that's not what I see (yeah, yeah) 'Cause look what I've found (yeah, yeah) Ain't no need for searching, and for that, I say Thank you, next (thank you, next) Thank you, next (thank you, next) Thank you, next (thank you) I'm so stormin' grateful for my ex Thank you, next (thank you, next) Thank you, next (said thank you, next) Thank you, next (next) I'm so stormin' grateful for my ex Thank you, next Thank you, next Thank you, next I'm so stormin' grateful And I just walked down the aisle Holding hands with an ardent I'll be thanking my dad 'Cause he grew from the Blackthorn Waited for this, real bad Gon' make that crem last Almighty forbid something happens Least this song is a smash (song is a smash) I've got so much love (love) Got so much patience (patience) I've learned from the pain (pain) I turned out amazing (turned out amazing) I've loved and I've lost (yeah, yeah) But that's not what I see (yeah, yeah) 'Cause look what I've found (yeah, yeah) Ain't no need for searching And for that, I'll say Thank you, next (thank you, next) Thank you, next (thank you, next) Thank you, next I'm so stormin' grateful for my ex Thank you, next (thank you, next) Thank you, next (said thank you, next) Thank you, next (next) I'm so stormin' grateful for my ex Thank you, next Thank you, next Thank you, next Yeah, yee Thank you, next Thank you, next Thank you, next Yeah, yee Songwriters: Adolin Kholin / Renarin Kholin / Jasnah Kholin / Dalinar Kholin / Navani Kholin / Gavinor Kholin thank u, next lyrics © Alethkar/Kholinar Music, Inc, ROSHAR Rights Management, Cosmere Music Publishing Group 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted January 10, 2019 Report Share Posted January 10, 2019 On Sunday, December 30, 2018 at 4:37 PM, Xavier Iriarte said: Hello! I just recently joined and would love to participate. Do you have any suggestions? Mostly punk-rock and metal songs and i'll be sure to try to make one. I loved your twisted sister parody! "Anarchy In Roshar" By the Sex Pistols would be fun. Or maybe "One-eyed Gaz" by the Clash, to the tune of Jimmy Jazz. Or how about a Lift song, "Pancake Girl" by the Dead Milkman, to the tune of Punk Rock Girl. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezzik Posted January 10, 2019 Report Share Posted January 10, 2019 (edited) Let's travel round Roshar, just you and me, pancake girllllllll. That would be great! Edited January 10, 2019 by John203 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted January 10, 2019 Report Share Posted January 10, 2019 Eat Lavis polyp swirl, just you and me Pancake girl. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezzik Posted January 10, 2019 Report Share Posted January 10, 2019 We got in a grain cart, away we started rollin' I said how much you pay for this, Said "nothin' man, it's stolen". 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted January 10, 2019 Report Share Posted January 10, 2019 Perfect! The writing commission for Pancake girl has been awarded to @John203! You will paid in upvotes, many many upvotes and felicitations, lots and lots of felicitations. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndlerunner Posted January 10, 2019 Report Share Posted January 10, 2019 @Ashspren, that copyright bit really made the parody! If I weren't in class, I would have laughed out loud. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted January 10, 2019 Report Share Posted January 10, 2019 Just now, Wyndlerunner said: @Ashspren, that copyright bit really made the parody! If I weren't in class, I would have laughed out loud. It’s my personal headcanon that the Kholins sometimes gather the whole (living) family and write songs together... and it’s all Dalinar’s idea. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndlerunner Posted January 10, 2019 Report Share Posted January 10, 2019 1 minute ago, Ashspren said: It’s my personal headcanon that the Kholins sometimes gather the whole (living) family and write songs together... and it’s all Dalinar’s idea. I also subscribe to this now. It is the best thing I've read all day (excepting OB of course) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted January 10, 2019 Report Share Posted January 10, 2019 Just now, Wyndlerunner said: I also subscribe to this now. It is the best thing I've read all day (excepting OB of course) Wow, I’m flattered. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Iriarte Posted January 11, 2019 Report Share Posted January 11, 2019 (edited) Guys i'm working on it, do you mind if i take your suggestions and build the full thing? Edited January 11, 2019 by Xavier Iriarte 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Iriarte Posted January 11, 2019 Report Share Posted January 11, 2019 @hoiditthroughthegrapevine @John203 I finished! Pancake girl, as sung by none other that Wyndle! I hope you guys like it, it was a bit challenging Spoiler One day i was walking around the shattered plains When a saw a girl that almost blew my brains (pancake girl) I'm no voidbringer (pancake girl) But you're a dead ringer Let's travel around Roshar Just you and me, pancake girl I told her that i miss my garden, she said she didn't care She summons me as a fork, not even a blade (Pancake girl) you're a reshi kid (Pancake girl) you're very slick Eat Lavis polyp swirl just you and me Pancake girl. We entered the guards post And proceeded to steal lunch The sound gave us away They all coud hear her munch So she jumped around the soldiers And shouted starve you! And everyone was chasing her Around the Tashikk slums Everyone was screaming And lift started dreaming "Delicious pancakes" She took me all around Roshar I followed with my vines But she's not very sneaky Since her skin just shines (Pancake girl) you're radiant now (Pancake girl) so please slow down Running makes me whirl Is you and me pancake girl Going into the city I asked Jezrien to protect me If this girl has her way She will surely get us killed I asked her how to get in But she didn't know the answer But still she was confident Storming edgedancer We got in a grain cart away we started rollin' I said how much you pay for this, Said "nothin' man, it's stolen". (pancake girl) i'm not meant for this (pancake girl) my house i miss We'll visit azimir Just you and me Eat fudge banana swirl Just you and me We'll travel around roshar Just you and me Pancake girl 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted January 11, 2019 Report Share Posted January 11, 2019 6 minutes ago, Xavier Iriarte said: @hoiditthroughthegrapevine @John203 I finished! Pancake girl, as sung by none other that Wyndle! I hope you guys like it, it was a bit challenging Reveal hidden contents One day i was walking around the shattered plains When a saw a girl that almost blew my brains (pancake girl) I'm no voidbringer (pancake girl) But you're a dead ringer Let's travel around Roshar Just you and me, pancake girl I told her that i miss my garden, she said she didn't care She summons me as a fork, not even a blade (Pancake girl) you're a reshi kid (Pancake girl) you're very slick Eat Lavis polyp swirl just you and me Pancake girl. We entered the guards post And proceeded to steal lunch The sound gave us away They all coud hear her munch So she jumped around the soldiers And shouted starve you! And everyone was chasing her Around the Tashikk slums Everyone was screaming And lift started dreaming "Delicious pancakes" She took me all around Roshar I followed with my vines But she's not very sneaky Since her skin just shines (Pancake girl) you're radiant now (Pancake girl) so please slow down Running makes me whirl Is you and me pancake girl Going into the city I asked Jezrien to protect me If this girl has her way She will surely get us killed I asked her how to get in But she didn't know the answer But still she was confident Storming edgedancer We got in a grain cart away we started rollin' I said how much you pay for this, Said "nothin' man, it's stolen". (pancake girl) i'm not meant for this (pancake girl) my house i miss We'll visit azimir Just you and me Eat fudge banana swirl Just you and me We'll travel around roshar Just you and me Pancake girl That was awesome. See what I did there? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Iriarte Posted January 11, 2019 Report Share Posted January 11, 2019 1 minute ago, Jaywalk said: That was awesome. See what I did there? I turned my awesomeness on for that song. Now i'm hungry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezzik Posted January 11, 2019 Report Share Posted January 11, 2019 Good job Xavier! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted January 11, 2019 Report Share Posted January 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Xavier Iriarte said: I turned my awesomeness on for that song. Rad, your Awesomeness was set to 11! And as a prompt, for Anarchy in Roshar, sung by Johnny Rotspren, backed by Sid Viscous on the Electric Ryshadium, you could use the following lines (if you are so inclined): Anarchy in Roshar, It's comin's some time, fubar And I wanna be Ra-di-ant 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Iriarte Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 1 hour ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: Rad, your Awesomeness was set to 11! And as a prompt, for Anarchy in Roshar, sung by Johnny Rotspren, backed by Sid Viscous on the Electric Ryshadium, you could use the following lines (if you are so inclined): Anarchy in Roshar, It's comin's some time, fubar And I wanna be Ra-di-ant The thing with these punk songs (and this was a problem with punk rock girl too) is they aren't really melodic, so making lyrics becomes somewhat difficult. But i'll try! Any other suggestions are welcome, i have a lot of fun making these 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 Awesome @Xavier Iriarte, can't wait to see what you come up with. I always have more ideas, so here are a couple more suggestions. METAL: Countdown to Desolation by Megadeath. This is How the Shards Kill by Danzig, based on the recent WoB where Brandon confirmed that Shards can smite people. PUNK: I just Wanna beat the Hog, sung by Tien's old squad boss Sheler (sung to the tune of I just wanna be your Dog) Storm Desolation, this is Braize by Bad Vorinism (sung to the tune of Storm Armageddon, This is Hell) Dark Eyes, 2nd Generation by Bad Vorinism (sung to the tune of White Trash 2nd Generation) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Iriarte Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 4 hours ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: Awesome @Xavier Iriarte, can't wait to see what you come up with. I always have more ideas, so here are a couple more suggestions. METAL: Countdown to Desolation by Megadeath. This is How the Shards Kill by Danzig, based on the recent WoB where Brandon confirmed that Shards can smite people. PUNK: I just Wanna beat the Hog, sung by Tien's old squad boss Sheler (sung to the tune of I just wanna be your Dog) Storm Desolation, this is Braize by Bad Vorinism (sung to the tune of Storm Armageddon, This is Hell) Dark Eyes, 2nd Generation by Bad Vorinism (sung to the tune of White Trash 2nd Generation) I will make sure to at least get the Bad religion one, as they are my second favorite band! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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