Popular Post Singer Posted November 15, 2018 Popular Post Report Share Posted November 15, 2018 I put this song on fan works, but it might really belong here, it's "My Favorite Things" but Cosmere! I'm pretty proud of it and Julie Andrews is my personal hero so singing anything she sang is the best. Enjoy! (Spoilers for HoA) My Favorite (Cosmere) Things.m4a Spoiler Shadesmar and high storms and cremlings and riddens Nightblood and Sureblood and Pahn Kahl Rebellions Mistborn and Twinborn, Feruchemist's rings These area few of my favorite things! Shardblades and Seons and Awakened squirrells Shaod and Reod and Koloss so brutal Kandra and Skyeels who fly without wings These are a few of my favorite things Ashmounts and soulstamps and lifeless and singers Worldhoppers, Dawn Singers, Dawn Shards, World Bringers Hoid making cameos, Shards pulling strings These are a few of my favorite things And when Ruin strikes with Hemalurgic spikes and all seems so grim I add to my list of favorite things when Marsh gets the best of him! Dalinar, Kaladin, Renarin, Tien Jasnah and Shallan and Taravangian Syl, Wyndle, Pattern, Navani, and Lift Adolin, Szeth, Elhokar, Venli, Teft Kelsier, Ham, Elend, Human, and Cett Breeze, Waxillium, Marasi, Ranette Dockson and Tensoons, Melaan, Steris, Vin Alendi, Wayne, Rashek, Demoux and Ruin Vivenna who's Azure and Vasher, now Zahel Taln, Kelek, Ash, Ishar, Jezrien, Nale Hrathen and Raoden, Silence and Khriss Lightsong, Scoot, Siri, Shai, Dai-Gonarthis Though release dates sometimes seem late I don't feel too glum I simply re-read all my favorite books until sequels finally come! When life's dreary, craft a theory Maybe write a song But make sure you share them despite your concern you've guessed or pronounced things wrong! 18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndlerunner Posted November 15, 2018 Report Share Posted November 15, 2018 42 minutes ago, Singer said: I put this song on fan works, but it might really belong here, it's "My Favorite Things" but Cosmere! I'm pretty proud of it and Julie Andrews is my personal hero so singing anything she sang is the best. Enjoy! (Spoilers for HoA) My Favorite (Cosmere) Things.m4a Reveal hidden contents Shadesmar and high storms and cremlings and riddens Nightblood and Sureblood and Pahn Kahl Rebellions Mistborn and Twinborn, Feruchemist's rings These area few of my favorite things! Shardblades and Seons and Awakened squirrells Shaod and Reod and Koloss so brutal Kandra and Skyeels who fly without wings These are a few of my favorite things Ashmounts and soulstamps and lifeless and singers Worldhoppers, Dawn Singers, Dawn Shards, World Bringers Hoid making cameos, Shards pulling strings These are a few of my favorite things And when Ruin strikes with Hemalurgic spikes and all seems so grim I add to my list of favorite things when Marsh gets the best of him! Dalinar, Kaladin, Renarin, Tien Jasnah and Shallan and Taravangian Syl, Wyndle, Pattern, Navani, and Lift Adolin, Szeth, Elhokar, Venli, Teft Kelsier, Ham, Elend, Human, and Cett Breeze, Waxillium, Marasi, Ranette Dockson and Tensoons, Melaan, Steris, Vin Alendi, Wayne, Rashek, Demoux and Ruin Vivenna who's Azure and Vasher, now Zahel Taln, Kelek, Ash, Ishar, Jezrien, Nale Hrathen and Raoden, Silence and Khriss Lightsong, Scoot, Siri, Shai, Dai-Gonarthis Though release dates sometimes seem late I don't feel too glum I simply re-read all my favorite books until sequels finally come! When life's dreary, craft a theory Maybe write a song But make sure you share them despite your concern you've guessed or pronounced things wrong! That's really good! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singer Posted November 15, 2018 Report Share Posted November 15, 2018 Just now, Wyndlerunner said: That's really good! Thank you! I am really happy with how it turned out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Embrisk Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 (edited) Oh yeah, we also need a version of "We didn't start the fire," but that talks about everything that's in the cosmere Kind of like "you can't fight the Home stuck."https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jrhTB2Sij8c Edited November 16, 2018 by Servillius 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Personification Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 2 hours ago, Servillius said: Oh yeah, we also need a version of "We didn't start the fire," but that talks about everything that's in the cosmere Kind of like "you can't fight the Home stuck."https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jrhTB2Sij8c Literally 9 posts above you... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Embrisk Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 Yeah, I didn't read that. ^^ His suggestion was to do one based off of Roshar only though, right? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndlerunner Posted November 17, 2018 Report Share Posted November 17, 2018 So I guess this next parody might need a little explaining. This is a parody of Billy Joel's "For the Longest time", but as sung by the Dysian Amian who's writing the things on the back of Stormlight books. It's both a little of me, and a little of him, as the back of the Way of Kings was super instrumental in me getting into Sanderson as a whole. OB spoilers Spoiler For The Longest Time (Roshar Edition) Oh oh oh For the Longest time Oh oh oh For the Longest If the Desolation came tonight There would still be stories left to write What else can I do? I’m so delighted by you This hasn’t happened in the longest time Once I thought that Radiance was gone Now I know that some will find a bond The Knights refounded The Everstorm rebounded I haven’t seen this for the longest time Oh oh oh For the longest time Oh oh oh For the longest I’m that cremling sitting in the hall Witnessing the greatest miracle of all It’s how they see you No longer vilify you That hasn’t happened in the longest time You might not last very long Then I see the light I might be wrong I see glory all around Dalinar We’ve gotten this far And it’s more than I hoped for There were difficulties at the start I said to myself, hold on to your heart Now I see the Radiants you are It’s wonderful so far It’s more than I dreamed for I remember when Magic was on Roshar Before the Heralds left us in the dark They’ve gotten so bad Yeah they ain’t doin so rad Even though Taln held on for the longest time. Oh oh oh For the longest time Oh oh oh For the longest time 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird Posted November 18, 2018 Report Share Posted November 18, 2018 Holy crem, @Singer, your "Favorite Things" is AMAZING. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Personification Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 The following has very few changes from the original, it is about Moash, but it fits WoR Kaladin well too. I see the middle part as sung by Zahel. "Angry Young Man" (to the tune of the song with the same name by Billy Joel)(WoR spoilers): Spoiler There's a place in the world for the angry young manWith his lower nahn ties and his radical plansHe refuses to bend, he refuses to crawlHe's always at home with his back to the wallAnd he's proud of his scars and the sorrows he's bornAnd he struggles and bleeds as he hangs in the stormAnd he likes to be known as the angry young man Give a moment or two to the angry young manWith his foot in his mouth and his heart in his handHe's been stabbed in the back, he's been misunderstoodIt's a comfort to know his intentions are goodAnd he sits in a room with a lock on the doorWith his spear and his shardblade laid out on the floorAnd he likes to be known as the angry young man I believe I've passed the age of consciousness and righteous rageI found that just surviving was a noble fightI once believed in causes tooI had my pointless point of viewAnd life went on no matter who was wrong or right And there's always a place for the angry young manWith his fist in the air and his head in the sandAnd he's never been able to learn from mistakesSo he can't understand why his heart always breaksBut his honor is pure and his courage as wellAnd he's fair and he's true and he's boring as hellAnd he'll go to the grave as an angry old man There's a place in the world for the angry young manWith his lower nahn ties and his radical plansHe refuses to bend, he refuses to crawlHe's always at home with his back to the wallAnd he's proud of his scars and the sorrows he's bornAnd he struggles and bleeds as he hangs in the stormAnd he likes to be known as the angry young man 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndlerunner Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, Personification said: The following has very few changes from the original, it is about Moash, but it fits WoR Kaladin well too. I see the middle part as sung by Zahel. "Angry Young Man" (to the tune of the song with the same name by Billy Joel)(WoR spoilers): Hide contents There's a place in the world for the angry young manWith his lower nahn ties and his radical plansHe refuses to bend, he refuses to crawlHe's always at home with his back to the wallAnd he's proud of his scars and the sorrows he's bornAnd he struggles and bleeds as he hangs in the stormAnd he likes to be known as the angry young man Give a moment or two to the angry young manWith his foot in his mouth and his heart in his handHe's been stabbed in the back, he's been misunderstoodIt's a comfort to know his intentions are goodAnd he sits in a room with a lock on the doorWith his spear and his shardblade laid out on the floorAnd he likes to be known as the angry young man I believe I've passed the age of consciousness and righteous rageI found that just surviving was a noble fightI once believed in causes tooI had my pointless point of viewAnd life went on no matter who was wrong or right And there's always a place for the angry young manWith his fist in the air and his head in the sandAnd he's never been able to learn from mistakesSo he can't understand why his heart always breaksBut his honor is pure and his courage as wellAnd he's fair and he's true and he's boring as hellAnd he'll go to the grave as an angry old man There's a place in the world for the angry young manWith his lower nahn ties and his radical plansHe refuses to bend, he refuses to crawlHe's always at home with his back to the wallAnd he's proud of his scars and the sorrows he's bornAnd he struggles and bleeds as he hangs in the stormAnd he likes to be known as the angry young man I sense a Billy Joel trend coming... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Personification Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 2 hours ago, Wyndlerunner said: I sense a Billy Joel trend coming... Don't give it away! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezzik Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 Give it away, give it away, give it away now. Beastie boys, anyone? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Personification Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 "And So it Goes" (with minimal changes to the original by, you guessed it, Billy Joel) sung by Shallan (if you have read WoR you probably know to whom, and if you have read OB you definitely know) Spoiler In every soul there is a room A sanctuary safe and strongTo heal the wounds from loved ones pastUntil a new one comes along I spoke to you in cautious tonesYou answered me with no pretense And still I feel I said too much My silence is my self defense And any time I got too closeIt seems my sanity was tornAnd so it goes, and so it goesAnd so will you soon I suppose But if my silence made you leaveThen that would be my worst mistakeSo I will share this room with youAnd you can have this heart to break And this is why my eyes are closedIt's just as well for all I've seenAnd so it goes, and so it goesAnd you're the only one who knows So I would choose to be with youThat's if the choice were mine to makeBut you can make decisions tooAnd you can have this heart to break And so it goes, and so it goesAnd you're the only one who knows 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Personification Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 I was looking through Arcanum, and I found this: Quote Questioner [PENDING REVIEW] If you had to make any of your books into a musical? Brandon Sanderson [PENDING REVIEW] Ooh. Well, since we already have a canonical version of The Hero of Ages as a musical in the Mistborn world, in one of the broadsheets, we would have to go with that, we would have to do the version in-world. Questioner [PENDING REVIEW] I think Warbreaker would translate the best. Brandon Sanderson [PENDING REVIEW] Yeah, that's probably true. If you want a real answer, that's probably true. It's probably the best. source So, let's get to work! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndlerunner Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 4 hours ago, Personification said: I was looking through Arcanum, and I found this: So, let's get to work! Heck yes! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herowannabe Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 Here’s one that I’ve been kicking around for the last few days, to the tune of “Free Falling” by Tom Petty. Enjoy! Minor Stormlight spoilers up through Oathbringer Spoiler She's a good girl, though she killed her mamaWith a shardblade. Choked her father tooShe's a good girl, is crazy in the head Loves sketching, and Adolin tooIt's a long day living in Ur’thirutraining Bridgemen to protect Dalinar And I'm a bad boy 'cos I never did kiss herI’m a bridge boy with a broken heartAnd I'm free, free fallin'Yeah, I'm free, free fallin'All the voidbringers walkin' through the valleyMove east down towards Kholinar And all the bridge boys are turning into Radiants And the good girls are draining gemhearts And I'm free, free fallin'Yeah, I'm free, free fallin' (Bridge Four joins in) Free fallin', now, I'm free fallin', now I'mFree fallin', now, I'm free fallin', now I'mI wanna glide down in front of the HighstormI wanna lash myself to the skyGonna free fall out into Shadesmar Gonna leave this Realm for a whileAnd I'm free, free fallin'Yeah, I'm free, free fallin'Yeah, I'm free, free fallin', ohFree fallingYeah, I'm free, oh, free fallin' 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndlerunner Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 29 minutes ago, Herowannabe said: Here’s one that I’ve been kicking around for the last few days, to the tune of “Free Falling” by Tom Petty. Enjoy! Minor Stormlight spoilers up through Oathbringer Reveal hidden contents She's a good girl, though she killed her mamaWith a shardblade. Choked her father tooShe's a good girl, is crazy in the head Loves sketching, and Adolin tooIt's a long day living in Ur’thirutraining Bridgemen to protect Dalinar And I'm a bad boy 'cos I never did kiss herI’m a bridge boy with a broken heartAnd I'm free, free fallin'Yeah, I'm free, free fallin'All the voidbringers walkin' through the valleyMove east down towards Kholinar And all the bridge boys are turning into Radiants And the good girls are draining gemhearts And I'm free, free fallin'Yeah, I'm free, free fallin' (Bridge Four joins in) Free fallin', now, I'm free fallin', now I'mFree fallin', now, I'm free fallin', now I'mI wanna glide down in front of the HighstormI wanna lash myself to the skyGonna free fall out into Shadesmar Gonna leave this Realm for a whileAnd I'm free, free fallin'Yeah, I'm free, free fallin'Yeah, I'm free, free fallin', ohFree fallingYeah, I'm free, oh, free fallin' @Herowannabe, that's pretty good! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelly Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 I want to take Disney's Little Mermaid and re-imagine the whole thing as Syl and Stormfather instead of Ariel and King Triton. Rebellious daughter with a fascination for the other world, collecting baubles from markets, watched by her worried and stern father who doesn't trust the humans. --------------- "Daddy they're not barbarians! They still have honor!" "They're dangerous! Do you think I want to see my only daughter betrayed by some spearman's oath!" "I'm 2000 years old, I'm not a child anymore!" "Don't you take that tone of voice with me young lady! As long as you live under my sky, you'll obey my rules!" ----------- "Part of Your World" wouldn't even require much editing, it fits so well. XD 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagliacci Posted November 25, 2018 Report Share Posted November 25, 2018 Ruin singing 'Be Prepared' from the Lion King. Inquisitors as hyenas.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid King Posted November 26, 2018 Report Share Posted November 26, 2018 (edited) Somehow got "The Ultimate Showdown" stuck in my head, and I realized we didn't already have one here. So... Now we do! (Slight AoL and HoA spoilers) Spoiler Ol' Lord Ruler was bouncin' around the shattered plains like a big playground, when Raoden burst out like a buzzsaw, and hit the Lord Ruler with an Aon Daa Lord Ruler was angry and started to fight, but was suddenly blocked by the assassin in white, who started to take the Lord Ruler apart, when he was intercepted by Steelheart, And they both started whipping Szeth around, when white sand started popping out of the ground, but Raoden returned with a bolt of fire, that hit young Kenton and made him expire. A chasmfiend burst out from the debris, and started partaking in the killing spree, but Nightblood had come in to join the fray, Would you like to destroy some evil today? This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Mistborn, Shardbearers, Elantrians, as far as the eye can see, And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be, This is the ultimate showdown, Of ultimate destiny. Lord Ruler broke Szeth across his knee, like Kelsier killing the nobility, when chull dung suddenly started to fly, and hit the Lord Ruler in his eye Rock won the battle, but lost the war, as Sixth of the Dusk came to even the score, and Steelheart was battling Silence Montane, when Wax shot a bullet right into his brain, And he tried to shoot Jerkface, but he missed, when his leg was erased by a rithmatist, and Leeds attacked him, all forces combined, but somehow Alcatraz broke his mind, And rolling to the side, he slid on a pair of glasses, but was suddenly moving as slow as molasses, 'cause Marasi caught him in a time-slowing bubble, then they both got trapped in a pile of rubble. This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny, Mistborn, Shardbearers, Elantrians, as far as the eye can see, And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be, This is the ultimate showdown- Parshendi began An unholy thrum As down from the heavens Came Adonalsium Who, waving a hand Reduced to a husk The triumphant form Of Sixth of the Dusk Who fell to the ground And shattered to ash As Hoid was equipping A decoy mustache But Ad. saw through The clever disguise And decided to end the Dragonsteel franchise Then TenSoon the kandra and TenSoon the dog, And that Vine plant living in Pajti's bog, And the Hero of Ages, And Randland Sages, The God King, and Stormlight mages, Smedry Fam, Ryshadia, Dakhor, Crystallia, Ghostbloods, Spiked men, Every single type of spren, Epics, Feruchemy, Skaa, The Law, Reod, Calamity, All came out of nowhere, quick as steel, And shattered Adonal before he had time to heal It was the bloodiest battle in cosmere or out, And many a watcher had reason to doubt. The fight raged on till Stormlight ten, (The victor was determined only then) The final winner, the judges concur, Is none other than Doomslug the Destroyer. This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Mistborn, Shardbearers, Elantrians, as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be, This is the ultimate showdown, (This is the ultimate showdown) This is the ultimate showdown, (This is the ultimate showdown) This is the ultimate showdown, Of ultimate destiny. Edited November 26, 2018 by Paranoid King 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted November 26, 2018 Report Share Posted November 26, 2018 4 hours ago, Pagliacci said: Ruin singing 'Be Prepared' from the Lion King. Inquisitors as hyenas.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singer Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 @Paranoid King, a flawless Ultimate Showdown. Well done! The real question is, who wants to animate that whole thing?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDwarfyOne Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 (edited) With very little word-altering, this could fit Spoiler Eshonai's bonding of the stormspren. Or, given the scientific bit at the start, her sister's original bonding. Edited December 12, 2018 by TheDwarfyOne 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndlerunner Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 (edited) Okay, given that it's that time of year, I have another SA parody to present to you, but not written by me. This piece was written by my younger brother, who had to write a very specific parody of the song "You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch" for a school assignment. He knew that I had written some Cosmere parodies, and asked me for advice; while the general idea came from me, most of the work is his. Edit: He has read SA, all the way through. Presenting: You're a Mean one, Amaram OB Spoilers Imminent Spoiler You're a mean one, Amaram. You really have no appeal. You're as cuddly as a whitespine, You have the charm of a Skyeel, Amaram. You're an axehound with a meal! You're a monster, Amaram. Your heart's an empty sphere. Your brain is full of cremlings, You've got shalebark in your ears. Amaram! I wouldn't touch you with a, six foot shardspear You're a vile one, Amaram. You're scheming in the shade. You have all the honor of an Odius Unmade. Amaram. Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the Odius Unmade! You're a foul one, Amaram. You're an ugly Santhid, Your heart is full of unwashed wounds Your soul's full of the dead. Amaram. The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: Crem, Phlegm, Gem! You're a Rotspren, Amaram You're the king of Voidbringers. Your heart's an uncut crystal With voidlight all inside, Amaram! Your soul is the Everstorm Overflowing with the most acidic assortment of evil imaginable, In a pot that Ghostbloods stir. You disgust me Amaram, With a broken little plan. You're a stick that won't ignite And you're as sour as blacksbane. Amaram! You're a chull-dung infused chouta with Chasmfiend Sauce! Edited December 18, 2018 by Ookla the Witty 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezzik Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 I love rock 'n' roll by Joan Jett, now with 62% less statutory rape! Spoiler I saw him standin' there by the other bridgemen I knew he must a been about six foot ten The horn was blowin' strong Playin' the call to arms An' I could tell it wouldn't be long Til I was with Rock, yeah Rock An' I could tell it wouldn't be long Till he was with me, yeah me, yellin' I love Lunamor So put another arrow in the unmade, baby I love Lunamor So come an' take bridge four an' run with me. He smiled so I got up and' asked for his name That don't matter, he said Cause it's all the same Said Airsick lowlanders can't pronounce my name An' next we were movin' on He said I'm called Rock, yeah Rock Next we were movin' on He was called Rock, yeah Rock singin' I love Lunamor So put another bridge over chasms baby, I love Lunamor So come an' take bridge four an' run with me Said call me Numuhukumakiaki'aia Next part Lunamor He was called Rock, yeah Rock Numuhukumaki aki'aialunamor Yeah with me, singin' I love Lunamor So put chull dung in the soup pot, baby I love Rock (Bridge 4!) So come an' side carry right with I love Lunamor So say another time "Airsick Lowlanders!" I love Rock (Bridge 4) So come an' bring your Unkalaki I love Lunamor So tell another lie 'bout your siblings, baby I love Rock (Bridge 4) So come an' serve your nuatoma, I love Lunamor So he can see spren, cause he's mahfah'liki I love Rock (Bridge 4) So come an' take alaii'iku I love Lunamor Numuhukumakiaki'aialuna I love Rock (Bridge 4) So come an' run a bridge with Lunamor 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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