Sunbird Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 @Darkness_ Doctor12/Silence told it to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Slowswift Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 I once startled a man so thoroughly, he immediately ceased all hillbilly tendencies. In other words, I scared the hick out of him. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 It's not often you find a good yodeling pun. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird Posted February 10, 2018 Report Share Posted February 10, 2018 Is it considered a necro if the thread has only been dead for a month? Anyway... A coworker told me this excellent pun today, so of course I had to memefy it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthweaver Posted February 10, 2018 Report Share Posted February 10, 2018 I had a good joke about fog once, but I forgot to tell it. I guess you could say it was a mist opportunity. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caesura Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 Stumbled onto this yesterday. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Budgie Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 Used a whole bunch in a story I wrote recently... What did one detective say to the other when they were going to investigate a concert? Maybe this will give us some performanswers! (sounds better aloud) Let's not beet around the bush. Beetween you and me... This is all rather corncerning. These all took such shallot of time to come up with. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draginon Posted March 5, 2018 Report Share Posted March 5, 2018 Did you hear about the goat farm that got school funding for all the kids they have? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellard Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 This thread gets my... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elenion Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 (You have to have a rather specific background to get this one) Admiral Ackbar walks into a club. The DJ drops a sick beat and somebody says, "I'm loving this dubstep." Admiral Ackbar says, "This isn't a dubstep, it's a trap!" 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draginon Posted March 11, 2018 Report Share Posted March 11, 2018 What does the train operator wear to a formal event? A railroad tie! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 I would tell a joke about amnesia, but i forgot it. Why do skeletons like puns? They find them humerus. What do you call a bird who threatens all the other birds? A scarecrow. Why did the smart dumb man go to college? He was an Oxfordmoron okay sorry some of these are really bad, but i tried. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 Oh storms, @Quell, the Oxfordmoron is brilliant! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robinski Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 Cruel and unusual punishment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistspren Posted March 19, 2018 Report Share Posted March 19, 2018 I’d tell a noble gas joke but all the good ones argon. Never mind, I’ve got one, what happens if you punch helium? Nothing. It’s unreactive. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robinski Posted March 19, 2018 Report Share Posted March 19, 2018 3 hours ago, Mistspren said: I’d tell a noble gas joke but all the good ones argon. Where do serial punners get sent? State punitentiary. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistspren Posted March 19, 2018 Report Share Posted March 19, 2018 A scientist was planning to break the laws of physics. His assistant advised him not to because the coppers can always Cu. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MistbornAlpaca Posted March 19, 2018 Report Share Posted March 19, 2018 I used to be addicted to the Hokey-Pokey, but I turned myself around I was addicted to soap, but now I'm clean 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverblade5 Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 23 hours ago, Mistspren said: I’d tell a noble gas joke but all the good ones argon. Never mind, I’ve got one, what happens if you punch helium? Nothing. It’s unreactive. A person has an illnesses. The doc couldn't helium and he couldn't curium so they had to barium in the krypton. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted March 28, 2018 Report Share Posted March 28, 2018 Nale must be a NINja to do what he does in Roshar. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThirdGen Posted April 13, 2018 Report Share Posted April 13, 2018 Did you hear the Invisible Man was a chainsmoker? He walked into a bar and the bartender said "Why the lung face?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralHZRD Posted May 1, 2018 Report Share Posted May 1, 2018 In honor of Avengers: Infinity War coming out, I have created this. Don't worry, this contains no spoilers. I'm really excited about seeing this movie, it's going to be a really groot movie, I’m really interested to see how they manage to cram that many characters in one movie, it’s something to marvel at. I really hope they don’t kill Spider-Man, you know, the guy who can Wakanda walls. Though I don’t care if he gets injured and needs a doctor. Strange that there doesn’t seem to be much Hawkeye in the trailers, guess he had to bow out. I’m also hoping that they keep the romance to a Loki level. It’s a good thing most of them aren’t married yet though because it would be bad if there were too many widows. Some of those actors are huge and jacked man. Can you imagine how much work it takes to get that hulked up, after all the working out they’re probably really Thor. What I’m really saying is that I hope it lives up to the director's vision. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted May 1, 2018 Report Share Posted May 1, 2018 1 hour ago, TheVillageIdiot said: In honor of Avengers: Infinity War coming out, I have created this. Don't worry, this contains no spoilers. I'm really excited about seeing this movie, it's going to be a really groot movie, I’m really interested to see how they manage to cram that many characters in one movie, it’s something to marvel at. I really hope they don’t kill Spider-Man, you know, the guy who can Wakanda walls. Though I don’t care if he gets injured and needs a doctor. Strange that there doesn’t seem to be much Hawkeye in the trailers, guess he had to bow out. I’m also hoping that they keep the romance to a Loki level. It’s a good thing most of them aren’t married yet though because it would be bad if there were too many widows. Some of those actors are huge and jacked man. Can you imagine how much work it takes to get that hulked up, after all the working out they’re probably really Thor. What I’m really saying is that I hope it lives up to the director's vision. Jeez... That was fantastic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 Yes, a group of pelicans is really called a pod. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralHZRD Posted May 3, 2018 Report Share Posted May 3, 2018 So I once heard of this guy who got married in prison. Unfortunately, nobody showed up to the party afterward. I guess he had a poor cell reception. Sorry... not sorry. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.