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For hundreds of years, the Inquisitors kept digging up new deodorant sticks under Luthadel.

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17 hours ago, ThirdGen said:

For hundreds of years, the Inquisitors kept digging up new deodorant sticks under Luthadel.

I feel like this is a joke that you'll understand if you know deoderant brand names.

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1 hour ago, A Budgie said:

I feel like this is a joke that you'll understand if you know deoderant brand names.

There's always another Secret.

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1 hour ago, ThirdGen said:

There's always another Secret.

*solid thwack sound as I facepalm*

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Why can't zoo animals take tests?

Because there's too many cheetahs. 

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Sandwich Tern Pun.jpg

It's funny because this bird's species name is really a Sandwich Tern. XD

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4 hours ago, Sunbird said:

Sandwich Tern Pun.jpg

It's funny because this bird's species name is really a Sandwich Tern. XD

The shadow looks like a streamlined seagull. XD

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Am I a terrible person for making this Gordon Ramsay meme? :mellow:

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I almost died laughing at this one:

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"Is that a short joke?"

"No, it's a punny joke."

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Hm, what reading did Jasnah prescribe for Shallan for her biology classes?

 The Book of Endless.......Phages

I'm so, so sorry.

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Why do white girls always hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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Why does everyone love straws if they're designed to suck?

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23 minutes ago, Jondesu said:

Why does everyone love straws if they're designed to suck?

Unfortunately, there is a member of our forum that is named Straw...

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If evil never sleeps, is that why villains are always so grumpy?

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4 hours ago, Hemalurgic_Headshot said:

Unfortunately, there is a member of our forum that is named Straw...

Ironically named, then, since @Straw certainly doesn't suck. I always figured it was a reference to the tasty kind of straw though (tasty for certain animals, at least).

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So I just recently saw a sign, and tried to take a picture of it. The problem is I was in a moving car. Nonetheless, I want to say what it said here. Because, unfortunately, some people just phrase words the wrong way. This was, presumably, a sign advertising women's dorms/apartments. The problem is, they worded it to say "For Rent: Women". 

Not the best way to advertise. (True, this isn't a pun, but I found this a bit humorous, so... why not?)

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Guys. There ardents in da floor! You shard clean them up, before kelsier there. (Kel see her there)

oh, how many dollars does an Abbey cost? Nun!

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I couldn't get a reservation at the library in Kharbranth.

They were completely booked.

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4 minutes ago, Jondesu said:

I couldn't get a reservation at the library in Kharbranth.

They were completely booked.

To be fair, they are under staffed

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Here are my funniest and best puns so far:

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

I’m emotionally constipated. I haven’t given a rust in days.

I hate insects’ puns, they really bug me.

taken from https://www.punsville.com/best on Punsville 

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What is the difference between a Danish potato and a potato from any other country?

You can't eat a language. (If you don't get it, they say Danish sounds like you're trying to speak with a potato in your mouth)

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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say unionized.

 

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.

 

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any sodium hypobromite...

He said NaBrO

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So someone tried to throw a girls dresses at me, and I dodged them. It was pretty close.

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