Condensation Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 We got a Christmas tree the other day. Want to know which kind it is? Spoiler A Chris Pine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Slowswift Posted December 10, 2021 Report Share Posted December 10, 2021 (edited) This one isn't mine--found it in a YouTube comments section, but I love it so much I'm going to put it here. What do you call a Belgian comic book protagonist performing a lively French dance inside a small metal container? Spoiler A Tintin tin can cancan! Said comments section was for a show that often has similarly atrocious puns as "prizes". Here's some others I enjoyed: Spoiler You win a small, fast bird that makes clothing for other small, fast birds: a tailor swift! ...a trip to an underwear-free enclosure run by the star of National Treasure: Nicholas Cage's Knickerless Cage! ...two words combined into one by the actress who plays Padme from Star Wars: A Natalie Portmanteau! Edited December 10, 2021 by Ookla of New Beginnings Added second batch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cassiegoh Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 A crossed eye teacher couldn't control his pupils. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 How do you hurt Roshar? Kick it in its Shinovar. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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