Crucible of Shards Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 (edited) In Soviet Roshar, Aimia scour YOU. Edited June 26, 2018 by Crucible of Shards 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animalia Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 (edited) I screwed up. Please delete. Real post is underneath Edited June 28, 2018 by animalia Please delete. I messed up the post and couldn’t fix it so I just redit from scratch underneath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animalia Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 On 10/18/2016 at 2:03 PM, Lord_of_Awesome said: In Soviet Roshar, you no enslave parshmen. Parshmen enslave YOU! Am I allowed to tell him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyRioter Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 1 hour ago, animalia said: Am I allowed to tell him? It would be spoilers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animalia Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 (edited) 7 minutes ago, CrazyRioter said: It would be spoilers. Someday Soviet Rosar will be REAL I tell you! EDIT: I’ll stop now. Edited June 28, 2018 by animalia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted June 29, 2018 Report Share Posted June 29, 2018 In Soviet Roshar, Stormlight inhales YOU! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScarletSabre Posted June 29, 2018 Report Share Posted June 29, 2018 In Soviet Roshar, Spren bond YOU! Or alternatively, depending on how you look at it; In Soviet Roshar, YOU bond Spren! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted June 29, 2018 Report Share Posted June 29, 2018 In Soviet Roshar, Surges bind YOU! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theRoyalDingus Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 In Soviet Roshar, when you put infused spheres out in a highstorm, the storm sucks all the stormlight out of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vogelsang Posted July 14, 2018 Report Share Posted July 14, 2018 In Soviet Roshar, food eats Lift. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiation Control 010203 Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 In Soviet Roshar Glyphwards burn YOU! In Soviet Roshar Chulls are faster than YOU! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 In soviet roshar your pain takes odium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animalia Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 14 hours ago, Nathrangking said: In soviet roshar your pain takes odium. That reminds me of something Glys said "I will give you my sorrow" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man moomba Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 In Soviet Roshar you do not carry bridge, bridge carries YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animalia Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Dr. Dapper said: In Soviet Roshar you do not carry bridge, bridge carries YOU! Bridge carries you together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vogelsang Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 (edited) In Soviet Roshar, The Stormlight Archive reads you. Edited January 21, 2019 by Ladrian 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1GuySpencer Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 In soviet Roshar shardplate wears you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 In soviet roshar, chasmfiends take gemhearts from you! In soviet roshar, the stormlight sucks in you! (Sorry if these are repeats... didn’t bother to read the rest) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagliacci Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 Can someone make a ketek from 'in soviet Roshar'? (sorry I can't think of a joke) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man moomba Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 (edited) You do not carry bridge together bridge carry not do you? Or You do not cast soul, cast not do you? Both bad. Edited January 22, 2019 by Dr. Dapper 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalakaar Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 In Soviet Roshar Multiple Personalities has Shallan! In Soviet Roshar Ketek is backwards! In Soviet Roshar Wit writes Brandon Sanderson! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ripheus23 Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 In Soviet Roshar, the black sphere is mystified by YOU! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showman Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 In Soviet Roshar, Shardblades win you. Shardblades trade Dalinar. Veil draws Shallan. Glyphs draw you. Spren imprison gemstones. Glyphwards burn you. Dalinar performs the Stormfather's marriage. Spren kill you. Odium is dead. Shallan can soulcast... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagliacci Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 in Soviet Roshar Death before Life Weakness before strength destination before journey 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 In Soviet Roshar you drive the thrill into a frenzy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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