Paranoid King Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 The jester makes fun of YOU! 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krandacth Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 (edited) The crab cracks YOU! Edited October 16, 2016 by Krandacth 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tariniel Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 The sky breaks YOU! 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yata Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 Gemstones Invest The HighStorm 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoolofwhool Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 Shardplate wears YOU! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yata Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 YOU cuts Shardblade 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoolofwhool Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 Honor kill Odium! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assassin in Burgundy Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 Not Roshar, but in soviet final empire, metals burn you! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoolofwhool Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 In Soviet Roshar, Hoid is the main character. 1 hour ago, Assassin in Burgundy said: Not Roshar, but in soviet final empire, metals burn you! This is Stormlight Archive subforum, so you might need to spoiler Non-SA things. Not sure. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalaCrisp88 Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 6 minutes ago, Spoolofwhool said: This is Stormlight Archive subforum, so you might need to spoiler Non-SA things. Not sure. Eh, I wouldn't think so. Burning metals isn't a spoilery plot element; it's a mechanic of the magics of the world that's introduced in chapter 2. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tariniel Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 1 hour ago, 8giraffe8 said: Eh, I wouldn't think so. Burning metals isn't a spoilery plot element; it's a mechanic of the magics of the world that's introduced in chapter 2. And anyway, in Soviet Roshar, spoilers hide YOU! 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Landis963 Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 In Soviet Cosmere, this joke is tired of you. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marianmi Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 YOU find the spren. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Goradel Posted October 17, 2016 Report Share Posted October 17, 2016 YOU choose Ryshadium, which is an incredibly valid reason for going there. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalaCrisp88 Posted October 17, 2016 Report Share Posted October 17, 2016 Chasmfiends harvest YOU! 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rasarr Posted October 17, 2016 Report Share Posted October 17, 2016 In Soviet Roshar, Parshmen possess voidspren. However this works. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbonator Posted October 17, 2016 Report Share Posted October 17, 2016 (edited) In Soviet Roshar, the wind runs on YOU! The Ryshadium ride YOU! Horns eat the Horneaters! As a side note, this is the Soviet Archive, not the Stormlight Archive! Edited October 17, 2016 by Turbonator 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardjet Posted October 17, 2016 Report Share Posted October 17, 2016 In Soviet Roshar, Light weaves you! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oversleep Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 (edited) In Soviet Roshar, it's the Stick that tries to convince you to be fire. Edited October 18, 2016 by Oversleep 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardjet Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 In Soviet Roshar, harmless is harmmore! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sovereign Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 Political figures are assassinated left and right... oh wait... 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yata Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 In Soviet Alhekar You may decide your job without limitations 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoolofwhool Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 (edited) In Soviet Vorinism, the Hierocracy is glorified. Edited October 18, 2016 by Spoolofwhool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_of_Awesome Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 In Soviet Roshar, Heralds torture Odium! In Soviet Roshar, you no enslave parshmen. Parshmen enslave YOU! In Soviet Roshar, the highstorm no kill you. YOU kill highstorm! In Soviet Roshar, I'm just getting started... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbonator Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 In Soviet Roshar, highstorms come from the north! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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