+Slowswift Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 Just now, Ookla the Atypical said: "Bittersweet Symphony" the Verve. Oh, that one! Why were you underwhelmed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soyperson Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 3 minutes ago, Ookla the Fantastical said: Oh, that one! Why were you underwhelmed? From what I had vaguely recalled of the song, I had thought the vocals were different, and the instrumentals better, but alas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowLord_Lith Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 20 hours ago, Ookla the Mythical said: Well, if they are saying it sarcastically, then they are jerks and deserve to be shunned. Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuun uh 'Chaaaarlie, Chaaaarlie, Chaaaaaaaaaarlie, charlie-' "WHAT!?" 'Were on a bridge Charlie!' #charlietheunicornreference Yay!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Slowswift Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 Just now, Ookla the Atypical said: From what I had vaguely recalled of the song, I had thought the vocals were different, and the instrumentals better, but alas. Sure is a catchy riff though, innit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soyperson Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 1 minute ago, Ookla the Fantastical said: Sure is a catchy riff though, innit? 's why it was stuck in my head for so storming long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Ascendant Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 Lol, mesa getting upvoted and downvoted so much that mesa is confuuuused So, This is the first part in a 3 part Ookla season theme I will be doing. Y'all will understand maybe next ookla season why I picked lil Jar jar here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soyperson Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 Just now, Mesa the Ookla said: Lol, mesa getting upvoted and downvoted so much that mesa is confuuuused So, This is the first part in a 3 part Ookla season theme I will be doing. Y'all will understand maybe next ookla season why I picked lil Jar jar here. Oh dear. Next year, are you gonna be C-3P0? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Ascendant Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 Just now, Ookla the Atypical said: Oh dear. Next year, are you gonna be C-3P0? Nope, You'll see XD XD XD XD XD Hint, it's related to a portal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soyperson Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 1 minute ago, Mesa the Ookla said: Nope, You'll see XD XD XD XD XD Hint, it's related to a portal Oh dear lord not Wheatley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Ascendant Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 (edited) Just now, Ookla the Atypical said: Oh dear lord not Wheatley Wheatley? I agree with you, pretending to be Miss Wheatley, the most masculine of females would be pretty hard. Ok, it's also related to a camera. And the 3rd part is spanish Edited November 29, 2016 by Mesa the Ookla Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mestiv Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 11 minutes ago, Mesa the Ookla said: And the 3rd part is spanish Nobody will expect Ookla the Spanish Inquisitor? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Ascendant Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 Just now, Ookla the Cat Lord said: Nobody will expect Ookla the Spanish Inquisitor? ? what does that have to do with Jar jar? They are all related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Honor Spren Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, Ookla the Cat Lord said: Nobody will expect Ookla the Spanish Inquisitor? Edited November 29, 2016 by Ookla the Miraculous Sorry, my image won't show up, and now I can't type in the actual post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steelborn Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 Spoiler 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soyperson Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 (edited) 9 hours ago, Ookla from State Farm said: Reveal hidden contents Oh, Barry. Don't leave us. Hey @Ookla the Cat Lord... for the time period between Koloss Head-Munching Day an New Years, you should photoshop a santa hat onto your userpic and change your username to Festiv. Edited November 30, 2016 by Ookla the Atypical 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mestiv Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 11 hours ago, Ookla the Atypical said: Oh, Barry. Don't leave us. Hey @Ookla the Cat Lord... for the time period between Koloss Head-Munching Day an New Years, you should photoshop a santa hat onto your userpic and change your username to Festiv. Ha! I like your idea, I'll think about the username, but I'll definitely put on Santa's hat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soyperson Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 (edited) So, it's hailing. Hm... that doesn't sound right. There's a hailstorm going on right now. No, that seems wrong, too... There's storming ice falling from the sky. Edited November 30, 2016 by Ookla the Atypical 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Honor Spren Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 4 hours ago, Ookla the Atypical said: So, it's hailing. Hm... that doesn't sound right. There's a hailstorm going on right now. No, that seems wrong, too... There's storming ice falling from the sky. You know you've been listening to too much Night Vale when you see the world hail and the first thing you think of isn't "ice that falls from the sky." It's "ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD. ALL HAIL." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soyperson Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 4 minutes ago, Ookla the Miraculous said: too much Night Vale Incorrect. There is no such thing as "too much Night Vale". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaymyth Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 (edited) OK, let's see how I can totally mis-explain this and maintain my [Redacted], Inc cover... Let's say we track UFO sighting reports. We have an electronic database of every UFO, along with a file for it for anytime that UFO appears anywhere. (Just assume that we can tell which UFOs are seen more than once. I know, the metaphor really doesn't make sense, but go with it anyway.) We have a master set of files for domestic UFO sightings. Underneath that, we have a subset of them that we'll call green glowy UFOs. Because they're special, and we need to track them separately, so we keep their files separate. Well, I've started a project to clean up the UFO file cabinets. Come to find out, nobody has pulled out any of the files for debunked/explained UFOs since sometime in 2003, leaving us with a huge number of files that we don't need anymore just taking up space. Compounding this problem, apparently back in the 90s, my predecessors at [Redacted], Inc for reasons unknown deemed it necessary to keep TWO separate files for each green glowy UFOs - one in the green glowy UFO file cabinet, and one in the general domestic UFO file cabinet. This is inefficient and annoying. So now, not only am I pulling out all of the files for the debunked UFOs, I am combining the duplicate files for all of the green glowy UFOs. This is a slow process and is a pain in my behind, but at least it gets me out of my cube and moving around a bit. Oh, and I am also finding that we are missing a lot of files for our UFO sightings, so I'm going to have to pull information for all of those ones out of the electronic tracking system and create new UFO files, lest our auditors come through someday and get angry at us for not having all of our UFO records properly in place. Edited November 30, 2016 by Ookla the Mythical because spelling is important, kids! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curious Anamaximder Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 Hey guys. I'm slightly back, from a long hiatus. I owe the 17th Shard an apology. I said several rude things before leaving for months on end, and I'd like to say sorry for that. thanks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soyperson Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 12 hours ago, Curious Anamaximder said: Hey guys. I'm slightly back, from a long hiatus. I owe the 17th Shard an apology. I said several rude things before leaving for months on end, and I'd like to say sorry for that. thanks Hello, there Anamaximder! I don't think we got to meet before you took your break. I'm bleeder. I hear you're bi? So am I! That accidentally rhymed. Ugh. Anyway, let's be friends. On a completely unrelated note, I just watched all six Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared videos for the first time, all in one sitting, and I am... I can't think of a fitting adjective to describe my emotional state. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted December 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 12 hours ago, Curious Anamaximder said: Hey guys. I'm slightly back, from a long hiatus. I owe the 17th Shard an apology. I said several rude things before leaving for months on end, and I'd like to say sorry for that. thanks I don't remember rudeness.....welcome back! 8 minutes ago, bleeder said: Hello, there Anamaximder! I don't think we got to meet before you took your break. I'm bleeder. I hear you're bi? So am I! That accidentally rhymed. Ugh. Anyway, let's be friends. On a completely unrelated note, I just watched all six Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared videos for the first time, all in one sitting, and I am... I can't think of a fitting adjective to describe my emotional state. What's dont hug me I'm scared? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soyperson Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 1 minute ago, Ookla the Chibi said: What's dont hug me I'm scared? Spoiler Don't blame me if you accidentally get scarred for life. Spoiler 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orlion Blight Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 3 hours ago, Ookla the Chibi said: What's dont hug me I'm scared? Nobody knows for sure... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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