Retrac Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 I'll take that and burn it. Burn court order ashes anyone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 Perfect! Even more evidence! I've got a SWAT team banging on someone's door. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrac Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 Oh I'll take that. My friend has a problem with stealing. I'll give it to her. Anyone want a crime lord. I'm free inbetween 9am and 10pm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Failsafe Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 I'll take it! Expand my criminal underground. Who wants a restraining order? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 (edited) ill take it I have the unrecognizable shredded remains of a restraining order Edited March 29, 2020 by DoomStick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 *takes and disposes of it* Er, I have a lack of a criminal record? What can I get for that? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 Perfect! I really needed that. Now Retrac can't blackmail me anymore. I have a criminal record. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Awakened Salad Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 I’ll take it. Now I can gift it to Nameless. I have a bundle of rotten carrots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 Seems fancy, I like it. I have some aged meat with a garnish of matured carrots. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 (edited) Delicious. *disposes of it the moment Luna's back is turned* I've got the broken off tip of a pencil. Still plenty pointy. Edited March 30, 2020 by Silva 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrac Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 On 3/29/2020 at 11:15 AM, Nameless said: Perfect! I really needed that. Now Retrac can't blackmail me anymore. I have a criminal record. Hahaha nice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted April 2, 2020 Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 On 3/30/2020 at 7:27 PM, Silva said: I've got the broken off tip of a pencil. Still plenty pointy. Perfe... You know, I really don't have a use for that. Oh well, I guess i'll take it anyways. I've got a chunk of mystery metal wrapped in plastic wrap and suspended in an vial of water that's indestructible from the outside. Should take twenty years or so for the plastic wrap to decay. Although I might have owned it for nineteen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishar Posted April 2, 2020 Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 3 hours ago, Nameless said: I've got a chunk of mystery metal wrapped in plastic wrap and suspended in an vial of water that's indestructible from the outside. Should take twenty years or so for the plastic wrap to decay. Although I might have owned it for nineteen. This sounds explosive! Fun! (*crosses fingers and mutters under breath "Please be cesium"*) I've got 2 kilograms of 80% Carbon 14 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeaverBuster Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 sweet, I've been needing some of that for a chemistry experiment I will trade the most valuable thing in existence right now........... a single roll of toilet paper 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrac Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 I'll take that. And burn it hahahaha. We shall all suffer now. I have a guitar neck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishar Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 (edited) 3 hours ago, BeaverBuster said: sweet, I've been needing some of that for a chemistry experiment I would love to know what you are going to use it for. 3 hours ago, BeaverBuster said: I will trade the most valuable thing in existence right now........... a single roll of toilet paper What about a bottle of Purell? 3 hours ago, Retrac said: I have a guitar neck. I'll take that, and burn it. We seem to be burning a lot of things on this thread. I've got some firestarter. Edited April 3, 2020 by Ishar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrac Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 Yes. Now I can burn more things. Evil laughter. I have a signed Way of Kings that fell in a lake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishar Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Retrac said: I have a signed Way of Kings that fell in a lake. Sounds too hard to burn... Somebody else can have it... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 3 hours ago, Retrac said: I have a signed Way of Kings that fell in a lake. I shall take it and treasure it forever. I will repair it to it's former glory, and never, Ever, Let ANYONE, burn it. I've got no time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Failsafe Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 No time means I'm busy. Perfect for surviving quarantine I have an assortment of flavors of boxed rice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 Ooh, cool! Food storage! I've got a stick, but it refuses to be fire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Failsafe Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 Nice! I have a fire that refuses to be a stick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 Not even for Stormlight? Yeesh. Well, I guess I need something to cook my rice... I have instant noodles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Failsafe Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 Ooh! *Crunch* I have a flavor packet for instant noodles 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Archivist Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 Those noodles didn't need it anyway (inhales flavor packet and becomes flavourful) I have some flavourful meat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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