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On 12/3/2019 at 8:22 AM, Honorless said:

Then for your magic book, I can give you a magazine, here, of... questionable repute 

Questionable repute? wonderful, I needed some kindling to burn this guy at the stake! here's a sparkler and a free ticket.

 

I've got a slightly sooty gold tooth.

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11 hours ago, TheVillageIdiot said:

I have an old bone that I think a kandra used once.

I'll give you a smooth pebble I found next to a river. It's a very pleasing shade of green.

I have a small rectangular steel bar I lifted from shop class a couple of years ago. It's about the length and width of a thumb, and about 5 millimeters thick.

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1 hour ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

I’ve got a limited edition cinnamon vanilla flavored mac and cheese box

Wonderful! I've been needing some rat poison. I'll give you a hundred aluminum bullets.

 

I've got a aluminum pistol that definitely isn't covered in fingerprints.

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On 1/10/2020 at 4:04 PM, Llstml said:

I've got a aluminum pistol that definitely isn't covered in fingerprints.

I'll give you a cellphone, completed with a call from the allomantic cops and take the gun confiscate the evidence.

Somebody wouldn't give me a rat's behind, so I stole it and now i've got the behind of a rat. Anybody want it?

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4 hours ago, Mushroom Catalog said:

Somebody wouldn't give me a rat's behind, so I stole it and now i've got the behind of a rat. Anybody want it?

Here's a flower. But you know, the Survivor's wife always wanted to see a flower, and the Survivor treasured her picture of one, so the real thing should be worth more than just a rat's behind. So I'll take your rat's behind, and, to balance the trade, your belt and hat as well.

I have a little gold statuette of a man that I "traded" a brick (both work equally well as a paperweight) with some movie star for.

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15 hours ago, SirWolfe said:

I have a little gold statuette of a man that I "traded" a brick (both work equally well as a paperweight) with some movie star for.

Perfect! I needed a new acid proof covering for my sink! I'll give you a bottle of punch and an ice pack.

 

I have a briefcase filled with useless green paper. 

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