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Wayne Trades!

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The rules for the game are simple: trade in an item, and see what the next person gives you for it!

 

*trades in lucky hat*

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thank you for my fifth lucky hat, a man can never have to many lucky hats!

 

trades in my favourite pocket-watch

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Thank you. One man's treasure is another man's trash. :P jk

 

*trades in both, yes both, of my shoelaces*

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Useful stuff, hangings aside.

 

Trades in a broken pen that was submerged in salsa for some reason.

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Great! I can never have too many of these.

 

trades in unconscious body

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Umm... Okay... well then...

 

*trades in titanium pocket knife*

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Thank you! I needed a snack.

Trades in Calamity motivator.

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Hmm... potentially useful, but could easily blow me to Yolen, and my insurance policy doesn't cover Epic powers.

Trades in nuke.

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Thanks! I was looking for a new chair.

Trades in a lump of cheese.

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Thanks my microwave never quite cooks my hot pockets all the way through. 

Trades in a apple seeds acquired by a dragon with a limp. 

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*plants apple seeds and acts unsurprised when a tree grows bearing all manner of gemstones* Sweet, I'm rich!

 

I will trade an owl pellet.

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Nifty things, owl pellets. Never could understand why people didn't like 'em. They're little packages with puzzles inside.

 

Here, I'll leave a plate that's got some grease on it. (I'd give you the cheese knife, but I need it for the owl pellet.)

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Excellent. I needed a bit of hair gel and a lethally heavy Frisbee.

 

I will trade a bloodstained, holey sock.

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For that, I'll give you a lemon squeezed just once.

I trade the feather of an albino chicken.

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As long as you can promise me that the albino chickens won't lay siege to my house to get their feather back, I'll take it. You can never trust those chickens.

I will trade a tissue used by a rich man. They're worth so much more than ones used by poor men. I'm not sure why.

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Thank you. I have tissues of my own, but I am not rich.

I would like to trade my toothbrush. I have very good teeth.

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Wonderful! I can clean mud off my boots without scratching the leather now.

 

I offer a jar of pickle juice. No pickles, just the juice. Great for repelling unwanted cats.

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I'll make some pickled onions. Darren likes them.

 

I trade in a cake.

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great! a new weapon for my arsenal!

 

trades in Rock

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This rock won't stop yelling "Airsick Lowlander" at me, but he makes mean soup. 

 

Therefore, I trade in a pretty blue stone shaped like a teardrop. That was my mother's. Be gentle with it.

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In exchange you get a tissue used by Rocks mother. It's precious to Horneaters I assure you...

I trade in a very average packet of bubble gum.

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In exchange you get a tissue used by Rocks mother. It's precious to Horneaters I assure you...

I trade in a very average packet of bubble gum.

Fascinating! This bubblegum is so mind-numbingly average that it becomes the most interesting gum in the cosmere! Thus it creates a paradox. I've been needing one of those to power my refrigerator.

I will trade a similarly paradoxical flower. It is exquisitely perfect in every way, but is also being mass-produced and is therefore commonplace.

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Wayne decides it must be worth a lot if so many were made. He puts it in his air like a properly rambunctious lad should be.

 

He trades in Wax's wallet. He didn't need that anyway.

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ooh! that will make me taller if I stand on it, thank you!

 

*bonks head on ceiling*

 

 

Trades in ceiling.

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