Master Elodin

Cookies In The TARDIS: The Intro Thread Fight

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"Why are you even-how-what-when-where," The Doctor sputters.

Elodin responds,

"It all started with a writer and a cookie..."

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Xanas broke out of reality using the Breaking Talent, then broke the Tardis. Then balefired it. Then Deus Ex Machina'd the door into oblivion. Then ate a cookie.

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Warriormark rewinds time, rebuilds the universe and throws a large pineapple at xanas.

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Elodin goes back in time and kills WarriorMark's and Xanas' grandfathers.

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"haha, jokes on you! I never had a grandfather!!"

 

"xanas did though..."

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Oh. Well we killed one. Never expected anyone to let them self die but there you go.

"Now can we have lunch? These pickles will get stale."

Edit: Yay! 400th post!

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Xanas ate the pineapple, then smiled as his grandfather was killed. Fortunately, he was already a temporal-spatial anomaly. He'd killed his father last week two years before his own birth. With a meteor. It also wiped out the dinosaurs on Yolen. Modern scientists had begun calling them dragons, but that was a mistranslation. Xanas proceeded to have a conversation with himself.

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Maggie shows up looking excited, awkwardblade in hand. "I knew there was time travel involved in the Elantris 25th edition!" Then she actually reads the thread. "Oh. I thought this place would make more sense . . ." 

Maggie slowly shuffles away.

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Elodin watches as Maggie slowly realizes that there is no escape from the TARDIS.

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The Baron looked up from his telescope.

"What the Braize is going on up there... It looks even more chaotic then the wars between Newcago and the Lords of Chaos."

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Stormgate removes the faraday cage and proceeds to electrocute the occupant. Stormgate then goes into High Epic Glory mode and starts electrifying everyone.

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The faraday cage is still there.. it's just invisible! Elodin takes a bite of a pickle.

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Nashan creates a faraday suit and starts doing this (skip to 0:44 ish)

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Unamused, Stormgate electrifys the suit and proceeds to roast Nashan by heating the suit.

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Chickenplague turns into an axe and chops at Stormgate. Once.

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Stormgate sighs as ChickenPlague-Axe gets an axemark

"Puny vanilla, I am a High Epic. No chicken axe can harm me. You merely harm yourself."

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how do you "kill" a member?

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The Darkness awakens. 

It had been slumbering for days untold.....slumbering in the Distortion World for centuries with his pet Giratina.
It is everything yet one thing, the darkness that envelopes all.

And today he felt like getting out of bed for once.

Ghraaa, screeched Giratina happy that his master was awake for once.

Darkness metaphorically stretched as he got up, taking the form of a very big human, like......reaally big. He petted Giratina's head as he metaphorically walked past. He then prompted to rip a hole from his dimension. He moved through it, warping reality as he passed the temporal anomaly and found himself in a strange place. His vast intellect instantly processed it all, taking in the motionless beings, cookies and more lying around.

Mildly interested, he snapped his finger..... and everything was reverted back to what the human's would perceive as "normal", whatever that meant anyway.

They all became reanimated and proceeded to fight each other, upon which a strange rabbit/kitsune like being asked "How do you "kill" a member?"

Such a deep question....Darkness thought, and suddenly this universe broke.

Darkness sighed and fixed it again in a few moments, this time making sure to exterminate the kitsune thing.

This will be interesting

 

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Kenod created his Aon Tia and suddenly finds himself in a strange place, with all kinds of creatures trying to kill each other. Deciding to get in on the fun he uses Aon Shao to transform a guy throwing lighting around into antimatter, and then throws him into a person eating pickles using Aon Daa.

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Nashan pops into existence for a brief moment, and jumps in suprise. "Whoa! There are people in here! Too many people.....!" He takes off running, and vanishes back into nothingness.

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Oh no you don't rumbled The Darkness, sending in a tether of his concious to follow Nashan, then pulling the being back into the dimension. Once you enter, you cannot leave. Unless your me.

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"As if that is any kind of barrier." Nashan snorts, running his hand along where the Darkness had snagged him. Storms, that kinda hurts. He begins to cycle his magical signature, trying to key it to the Darkness's in order to escape. 

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Fool. THERE IS NO BARRIER HAHAHA. It is stopping others from leaving. ME, the DARKNESS THAT CONSUMES ALL (At one point in their lives). Keying your magical signature to me won't work! For I HAVE no magical signature on the spectrum which you puny humans can harness. For I am the DARKNESS THAT CONSUMES ALL (At one point in their lives)

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Kenod wonders what happened if you used light on darkness, so he fires a modified Aon Ashe at "THE DARKNESS THAT CONSUMES ALL".

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The Darkness snuffed the light out with a lazy swish of one of his tendrils at Aon Ashe. 

"Why are you all attacking me?" it asked, confused,"I am merely here to make sure you stay here, and to keep this dimension stable. Go fight someone else, I would rather not kill you"

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