Stormgate

The Light

39 posts in this topic

For too long, denizens of the Dark Alley have been wantonly spiking new members of the Shard, under the guise of offering delicious cookies. Let us shine a light against the Dark, telling those who are uninformed about what happens in the Alley. Let me be clear, the purpose is not to keep Sharders from being spiked, simply to inform them as to the true nature of the cookies. If they choose to be allied with the Dark, so be it.

Members: Stormgate, ChickenPlague, Sunbird, The Honor Spren, Nashan'Elin

Motto: But I know a hero will come– and the night, the night will be torn apart. And I know, we wont fight alone, for the spark that we carry will turn the dark into a flame, a fire, a light.

Edited by Stormgate
1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

are you guys like, the jedi or something?

 

that would be fun to have a jedi themed guild.

1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

are you guys like, the jedi or something?

 

that would be fun to have a jedi themed guild.

Moving on...
0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Ooh, another brave new guild, rising to "fight the evil darkness that smothered the land."

 

I'll get the popcorn. Who wants to get the drinks?

 

Best of luck boyos. I hope your new guild does well if you need any tips with "recruiting", don't hesitate to ask. We of the Dark Alley are quite skilled in that particular area.

That and snacks. We pride ourselves on our snacks.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Ooh, another brave new guild, rising to "fight the evil darkness that smothered the land."

 

I'll get the popcorn. Who wants to get the drinks?

 

Best of luck boyos. I hope your new guild does well if you need any tips with "recruiting", don't hesitate to ask. We of the Dark Alley are quite skilled in that particular area.

That and snacks. We pride ourselves on our snacks.

EEEEVIILLL!!! I will destroy evil today!!

 

or tonight.

or morning- what time is it?

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

EEEEVIILLL!!! I will destroy evil today!!

 

or tonight.

or morning- what time is it?

We don't destroy evil or even the Alley. We simply inform new Sharders about the true meaning of cookies. I will continue doing this even if none join me, but some help would be nice!
0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

People have been doing that for a while, the Alleys have survived the anti-bakery, the light Alley and others. The Dark Alleys shall always survive.  :ph34r:

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

My mission is not to destroy the Alley, simply expose it.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

We're one of the most exposed guilds on the forum, we're everywhere. :P

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Ask just about anyone on the forum about the Dark Alley and see for yourself.

Our PR division is really top class.

Edited by Fatebreaker
0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Why the Dark Alley still makes me lose my faith in mankind? Last I checked, my soul was still whole.

1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Why the Dark Alley still makes me lose my faith in mankind? Last I checked, my soul was still a hole.

*Edited for accuracy after DA black op.  :ph34r:

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Ooh, another brave new guild, rising to "fight the evil darkness that smothered the land."

 

I'll get the popcorn. Who wants to get the drinks?

 

Best of luck boyos. I hope your new guild does well if you need any tips with "recruiting", don't hesitate to ask. We of the Dark Alley are quite skilled in that particular area.

That and snacks. We pride ourselves on our snacks.

I've got drinks. :P

 

This petty struggle will fail before the power of our hemalurgic science.

Hey Voidus, I'm joining the DA and I've already made a sale.

Edited by Mashadar Mistborn
0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

You claim that the Alley is well publicized, but only target new members who are uninformed about the Alley. I do not stand in the way of Hemalurgic science, I simply stand for fair experimental procedures. If you have a problem with that, deal with it.

Edited by Stormgate
0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Now now, I always tell the new ones that the cookies are hemalurgic spikes.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Our first target was Traceria, a long-time Sharder. We don't just target new Sharders, there are just more new Sharders than regulars so it comes up more often.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Okay. I'm only concerned with members accepting spikes when they don't know what's up.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Accept the Darkness, embrace The Light,

Accept the Darkness, embrace The Light.

 

Accept the Darkness, embrace The Light!!

 

Can we slay them, boss?

 

No Furystorm, not right now.

1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

*Edited for false propaganda after DA black op was trapped inside his own mind and had his spikes extracted and replaced by something I don't even know what is. :ph34r:

Please... just because I wish to preserve souls does not mean I do not dabble in other dark arts.

Edited by DreamEternal
0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Please... just because I wish to preserve souls does not mean I do not dabble in other dark arts.

What would make you think that we leave DA black ops with their own minds?  :ph34r:

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

What would make you think that we leave DA black ops with their own minds? :ph34r:

What makes you think I didn't give him one? Why, he just woke up and swore allegiance to me, you know.

Edited by DreamEternal
0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

What makes you think I didn't give him one? Why, he just woke up and swore allegiance to me, you know.

Well I was going to say his safe return to the Alleys but having examined him he appears to have undergone mitosis.

Probably a side effect of that Trellium spike we were trialing.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

This thread has been derailed worse than a train hit by the Hulk. Back on topic, anyone who wants to join, just inform new members about the Dark Alley before they are offered a cookie. Don't say the DA is bad, just tell them exactly what the cookies are.

1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

This thread has been derailed worse than a train hit by the Hulk. Back on topic, anyone who wants to join, just inform new members about the Dark Alley before they are offered a cookie. Don't say the DA is bad, just tell them exactly what the cookies are.

I say what I want to.

@Voidus: Well, good thing I replaced the spikes in my replica with [REDACTED] then.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I say what I want to.

or do you? perhaps you are being controlled by ruin?

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!


Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.


Sign In Now

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.