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At least you dont have a blade commanded to avenge wrong.

 

was that an insult? well in that case, banana brains, i accept your challenge.

 

no. I wasnt! Don't. just, don't

 

but you... nevermind. kynedath if you torture your spren i will-

Hey, I never said I was going to torture Seznith! I pointed out that what Voidwraith was going to "help me do" wasn't the nicest course of action out there. I'll keep it from you to save you the horror.

 

Just because it isn't nice doesn't mean that it's wrong. It would have worked wouldn't it?

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I Arthur Chickenplague swear my loyalty and that of my blade Plainssnake to the Knightbloods.

Hello would you like to hunt today?

 A low quality visualization of the blade incoming.

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Is that the magical Rasta Blade? The one spoken of in legends?

Awoken with the command, "Chill out mon."

If so it is truly a fearsome blade you carry...

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Awakening metal is complex enough that having three words in it would cause a failed Awakening, the Breaths to be lost and never recovered. Also, there are no legends of a magical Rasta Blade, of which the sword referred to is said to be.

Thoughtward, that was probably a joke.

I don't care.

But what if it was a magical Rasta Blade? That would be so cool...

If I had a hand and a face, I would facepalm.

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It's actually 3 blade segments each with a different command.

The tip has the command "Help me Hunt"

The middle has the command "Help me Create"

The base has the command "Help me Travel"

Then  your blade would have triple personalities. Also, It would be incredibly difficult to not only make them all work together for one common purpose (serving you), but they would also be extremely difficult to forge together with enough skill to be compatible with each other.

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The your blade would have triple personalities. Also, It would be incredibly difficult to not only make them all work together for one common purpose (serving you), but they would also be extremely difficult to forge together with enough skill to be compatible with each other.

It does have 3 personalities.Apologizzzze for your foolisssshhhnesss

Calm down Redbeast! He didn't know.

They don't work together most of the time, but they still serve me-each in their own way.

Hey! Do you like thisssss flower I made for you?

Yes Greengrass it's lovely.

The blade isn't forged together. The segments are held together by steel rods and have 1/100th of a mm gaps.

Can we go back to the DA now Chicken?

Yes Yellowsand. Yes we can.

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It does have 3 personalities.Apologizzzze for your foolisssshhhnesss

Calm down Redbeast! She didn't know.

Why does everybody think that I'm female? Redbeast, I am 100% guy and don't you ever call me a she again!

 

Can I help you make the sword understand?

 

No!

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Why does everybody think that I'm female? Redbeast, I am 100% guy and don't you ever call me a she again!

 

Can I help you make the sword understand?

 

No!

I thought you were female because Kynedath sounds like a female name.

Did you come up with it?

My brother isn't knowing of the namessss of the world. So please excuse him if Kynedath is your true name.

Kynedeath is a lovely name!

No Red. It's Kynedath!

Oh... It's still reasonably good.

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First off, may I ask why you are starting to form such an opinion?

Second, What else did you expect? This is after all a 17th shard community based around a telepathic sword with super powers.

 

It is based off of a very complex magical system and not just super powers.

 

And lets just keep it that mysterious and Unknown shall we?

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At this point, I'm starting to think that this whole guild is just obsession over pieces of metal and contagious schizophrenia.

Probably not

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its hard to tell, but that picture is Italicized

 

sure it is.

 

it is, and nothing you say will change it. 

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I, Ethan son of Robert, heir to the noble house of Graham, pledge my life and that of my screaming scythe Smallbones to--

And just who the hell are you to pledge MY life to these halfwits?!

Your wielder, idiot. I make the decisions around here.

Oh? And being my wielder, that makes you what, my boss? mother? Harmony?! Ha! You couldn't find a coin if I shot it at your face!

Yeah well without me you'd be just an angry pile of bones, so shut it before I return you to the ditch I found you in! Life wasn't so much fun for you then, was it?! So just be quiet, do what I say and deal with it.

...I was just sayin' man...you don't have to be a dick...

*Ahem* As I was saying. I pledge ny life and that of this Ruinous scythe I for whatever reason was cursed--

You mean blessed.

--to find to The Knightbloods. May we serve you well.

and may you all die untimely deaths.

DUDE. SERIOUSLY? SHUT. UP.

edit: better?

Of course it isn't, koloss-dung.

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try to use shard slang instead. instead of **** yourself say something along the lines of (HIT IT FURYSTORM!)

 

SHUT UP YOU DENSE PILE OF MOLDED CHULLDUNG!

 

 and in stead of using the lords name in vain (Im obviously christian) use your least favorite shard intent... furystorm?

 

Oh so now its okay to insult people?

 

we're not insulting each other, just showing better alternatives.

 

well in that case, I THOUGHT  I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP, RUST AND RUIN, YOU'RE A MORON!!!

 

exactly. now stop insulting me you inanimate object.

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Can i join? (I haven't actually read Warbreaker, but I've studied enough from it to know what you guys are doing and i want in.)

Studied? I TOLD you about Nightblood!

Lightsketch, you don't specialize in Nightblood, you specialize in Art.

whatever

Yeah, LightSketch! you better-

you too Lavala. She's my Awkwardspren.

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welcome! feel free to socialize and destroy some evil. here have some investijuice as well!

Yay

yay

ummm.... Am i supposed to say "yay" too?

Lightsketch! You're supposed to know the definition of creativity, and yet you can't keep a line going? Okay, Lavala, let's do that over again

yay!

yay

yay?

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