ChickenPlague Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 I have just realized that the Church of Wayne is an anti-gun movement. "Pulse the guns! Slide the fists!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skaa Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 I'm wondering if I should join this. High Priestess Kamyth, would you mind demonstrating your Church's devotion to Wayne by giving a nice mixed drink recipe? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaymyth Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 I'm wondering if I should join this. High Priestess Kamyth, would you mind demonstrating your Church's devotion to Wayne by giving a nice mixed drink recipe? I shall give you the best mixed drink recipe. Bunny Foo Foo: Take one hollow chocolate bunny. Make sure its bottom is sealed up with no cracks. Cut the tops off the ears. Pour in 1 shot of Kahlua Pour in 1 shot of milk Depending on the bunny size, you may also add some Coke. Drink slowly enough to enjoy, but quickly enough that the heat from your fingers doesn't melt holes in the bunny. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skaa Posted December 30, 2015 Report Share Posted December 30, 2015 I shall give you the best mixed drink recipe. Bunny Foo Foo: Take one hollow chocolate bunny. Make sure its bottom is sealed up with no cracks. Cut the tops off the ears. Pour in 1 shot of Kahlua Pour in 1 shot of milk Depending on the bunny size, you may also add some Coke. Drink slowly enough to enjoy, but quickly enough that the heat from your fingers doesn't melt holes in the bunny. *gobbles up liquid-filled bunny in one go* Delicious! *gives Kamyth my lucky 25 Philippine centavo coin as trade* That right there is a genuine lucky coin, Kamyth. I swear that I have never died while in possession of that coin. You're welcome. I might come back later to trade for more drinks. *leaves* 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mistrunner Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 Why are we not speaking of our preparations for the newest book that comes out in- may I remind you- less than a month? I, for one, shall wear my finest hat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathoth Posted January 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 (edited) I shall trick an unknowing bookstore to get me the book a few days early, like last time. Edited January 4, 2016 by Morzathoth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curious Anamaximder Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 I shall trick an unknowing bookstore to get me the book a few days early, like last time. What!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathoth Posted January 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 You see, the great part about living in sweden is that no one really pays attention to american fantasy authors who are not RR Martin. So I'll just order the book and when they get it (which is obviously a few days earlier then it is released) they sell it to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaymyth Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 Why are we not speaking of our preparations for the newest book that comes out in- may I remind you- less than a month? I, for one, shall wear my finest hat. I am torn. Should I wear my fancy steampunk top hat, or my Jayne Cobb Very Cunning Hat? Decisions! You see, the great part about living in sweden is that no one really pays attention to american fantasy authors who are not RR Martin. So I'll just order the book and when they get it (which is obviously a few days earlier then it is released) they sell it to me. And once again, we will all hate you for it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathoth Posted January 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 I am torn. Should I wear my fancy steampunk top hat, or my Jayne Cobb Very Cunning Hat? Decisions! And once again, we will all hate you for it. Fancy steampunk hat, definitely fancy steampunk hat. If it makes anyone feel a little better I hate myself a little during the time I cant talk about it XD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaymyth Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 Fancy steampunk hat, definitely fancy steampunk hat. If it makes anyone feel a little better I hate myself a little during the time I cant talk about it XD You could spare yourself all of that shame and pain by just waiting until you're supposed to. You know. If you wanted to. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathoth Posted January 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 You could spare yourself all of that shame and pain by just waiting until you're supposed to. You know. If you wanted to. If I wanted to, yes, but I just ordered it, so no waiting. Well, I still need to wait a little, but hopefully I only have to wait 20 days rather than 24. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elanicalicus Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 Can I join the church of Wayne? Maybe he'd like to trade for one of my puppets. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaymyth Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 Can I join the church of Wayne? Maybe he'd like to trade for one of my puppets. C'mon in! The water's fine. So are the pickles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Turns out, with my ward against logic, it's three plus three for pickles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ethangraham95 Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 (edited) Making people mixed drinks is a sacred calling. I'm a licensed bartender in NY! Does that translate well into the Cosmere? 'Cause if so, I would love to join the Church of Wayne! My skills, though rusty, are still effective. Edited January 12, 2016 by ethangraham95 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaymyth Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 I'm a licensed bartender in NY! Does that translate well into the Cosmere? 'Cause if so, I would love to join the Church of Wayne! My skills, though rusty, are still effective. I think that'd work just fine. Bonus points if the next time you make a drink for someone, you wear a ridiculous strikingly appropriate and fashionable hat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ethangraham95 Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 Bonus points if the next time you make a drink for someone, you wear a ridiculous strikingly appropriate and fashionable hat. Done and done 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolaDavar Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 Can I join, and be official annoyer of Ranette? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolaDavar Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 Or, perhaps, official trader? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaymyth Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 I see no problem with either of these options. Morzathoth! Hey, Pope Guy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 Steris > Wayne.That is all.*Skips away while cackling* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolaDavar Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 Yay, thanks guys 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citadel16 Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 (edited) Steris > Wayne. That is all. *Skips away while cackling* WHAT! *runs at full speed and tackles Voidus while the whole church of wayne prepares the fire and steak* edit: also stake. Edited January 15, 2016 by Voidus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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