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The Church of Wayne

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Enter the Temple dedicated to the greatest man in all of the Cosmere, the brilliant philosopher, the powerful warrior, The One and Only Wayne! .

 

You may discuss how you follow the path of Wayne in your life, what the greatest things about His Wayness are and why Bendalloy and Gold are the greatest of Metals.

 

Come join the The Church of Wayne!

 

 

Members

Morzathoth - Pope

Kaymyth - High Priestess

Mistrunner - Official Keeper of the Hats

ChickenPlague

FormlessFox

Stormgate

Venture Mistborn - Official Chewer of Gum

Elanicalicus

CarolaDavar - Annoyer of Ranette and Trader of Things

Hydra - Bearer of Bears

Alomantisist

Malatium

WayneSpren - Honorary Member of The Church Of Wayne

Weltall

Shadowfax

Alias Sheep

Murasaki

theuntaintedchild

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I've inspired something terrible.

 

...I get to be High Priestess!  :D

 

Pickles are clearly the holiest of foods.  Making people mixed drinks is a sacred calling.

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You inspired something great!

 

I hereby name you High Priestess of The Church of Wayne!

 

The holiest of all callings must be to confuse and confound others though.

 

I should add a member list...

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I think I'm gonna have to join this.

It's Wayne.

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Bendalloy is the greatest metal beacause it allows you to teach the word of Wayne a lot quicker.

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Discuss how you follow the path of Wayne:

I wear hats and make "trades" of course.

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The Blessing of Wayne:

 

"May you always find yourself wearing the right hat."

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You have been added, may your Wax's never run out of treasures to trade for.

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Can I make Hoid an honorary member? Also, I choose to not take a high position, as I don't like to confuse people all the time. Just when it's fun to do so.

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I dont think Hoid would like that to be honest...

 

I added you both!, well, I havent yet, but I will have when you have read this, time is weird like that on the internet.

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Can I be the Official Keeper of the Hats?

I own many hats.

I do not get to wear them nearly as often as I wish.

Darn them school rules that don't make sense.

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Can I be the Official Keeper of the Hats?

I own many hats.

I do not get to wear them nearly as often as I wish.

Darn them school rules that don't make sense.

 

Yes. :)

 

In high school, our history teacher was very strict about hats in the classroom.  But then one day I wore a little blue one with flowers on it, and she let me keep it on.  Because it was "cute".

 

It really is all about wearing the right hat.

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It's hard to participate in services that are 100 people milling about, trying to nail each other's accents.

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It's hard to participate in services that are 100 people milling about, trying to nail each other's accents.

 

Clearly you're trying to participate wrong.

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Clearly he is not good at getting accents right (Neither am I...)

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I try to do accents, but they tend to travel the globe. For example, I start with British, and it usually goes to Scottish, Irish, or Australian. Also, I switch accents to emphasize things, which makes that part hard to get.

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And around the imitations swirl until we're all Tommy Wiseau.

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Can anyone explain how Wayne can use his ward against logic to take two and tow and get a pickle? I'm lucky if I get a typewriter.

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Can anyone explain how Wayne can use his ward against logic to take two and tow and get a pickle? I'm lucky if I get a typewriter.

Want to trade it for an old sock?

 

-Chicken 5 minutes ago

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Want to trade it for an old sock?

 

-Chicken 5 minutes ago

Okay, are you alright if I just PM it to you?

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Okay, are you alright if I just PM it to you?

No need I already have it.

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No need I already have it.

WHERE IS MY SOCK?

Edit: found it!

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No wait I gave you the sock and took the typewriter.

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Oi, nothin' 'ere behind th' dryer, thought the sock.  He was thready.  ThirdGen had to remember the thread...

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